All right guys, over the next few weeks I will be giving my big breakdown on West Africa. Expect city guides from every country on the coast, stories, rankings and plenty of solid, sound advice. West Africa is not for pussies, this is hardcore. Every country is completely different, but in general – bribery, corruption, […]
Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that. Looking for a good time? Don’t want to put in a lot of effort? Why not try some Refugees! Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the […]
UPDATE: This post is outdated, as of July 2013, I’m was at 58 flags. Some would say Flagging is a shallow practice, but it’s hard to help when you’re on the road. Some guys want 50 flags, some want to go around the world in 80 girls, but I’m a little hesitate to set flagging goals. My […]
Location: Benin (Voodoo heartland). The chicken gave a final jolt as his neck was cranked back and his throat slit with the razor blade. His blood poured into the mouth of the Vodun divinity, a dark spirit imprisoned in stone. The feathers were plucked and cast upon on the sacred ground below, while the men of the forest whispered […]
The Siege of Abidjan was the finest so far in West Africa… The streets of Cote d’Ivoire’s capital are shellshocked. And so began the night of the resurrection; the first time the bars and clubs had opened their doors in three months. The troops assemble and march to the bass drum. The air is hormonal. […]
Is this paradise? After Guinea, I thought it couldn’t get much better… but it has. What would your perfect holiday destination be like? What would it offer? For this nomad, the equation is simple… Great beaches and scenery– Freetown has some of the best beaches in West Africa, with clean sandy strands that stretch for […]
I came to Haiti looking for trouble. I found it… Monday night was one of the most dramatic nights of my life. Read on for the sex & violence… I stumbled out of the pub, oblivious to the imminent danger. It was my second night in Port-au-Prince, the archaic capital of Haiti. I was in […]
According the stats, rape fantasies are the most popular female sexual fantasy. Continuing on from my Cavemen article, I’d like to revisit the concept of aggressive persistence in sexual escalation. Referred to as “going cavemen” in the pick up community this practice tends to incite controversy. While by-passing a women’s token resistance has its place in a sexual interaction, it’s important to recognize […]
Or at least the first one while both parties were sober… Last night my date proposed to me… on DAY 2! It was the most surreal date of my life. Of late, I’ve had a propensity to date devoutly religious virgins in their teens. I don’t what it is, but I keep ending up with these […]
