Sorry for the late post, I’ve had exams all week :/

Anyway, I’ve been a busy boy the last month.

Last week alone, I had four dates with four girls, four nights in a row  - and it could have been five had I paid a visit to my Chinese flag (but I’m trying to cut her loose). I don’t know what I’m trying to prove to myself, but fuck it,  it was fun.

Here are three (and a half) stories of some newbies I’ve bedded in the last month.

The Lingerie Model

A well connected friend of mine, nickname Headcase, invited me out for drinks and introduced me to an established magician who’s appeared on TV and performed for the likes of Kevin Spacey and other celebs. He had a date with him, a Northern Irish girl. She was tall, blonde, and had a slammin’ body.

While the magician chat with friends, I worked my magic on his girl – let’s call her Lara.  It turned out Lara was a lingerie/nude model and one the finalists for Miss Sunday World (a national paper here). Suddenly, while I was picking her up, I was caught out.

“Have you read The Game?” she said, recognising one of my lines.

“Eh, what the The Game?” I said, playing dumb.

She explained it to me, allowing me to steer the conversation towards evolutionary biology and sexual attraction while embedding subtle cues in the process.

I gave her my Facebook as I was leaving.

Two days later, she added me and I her invited out. She got all dressed up for 10pm, thinking I was bringing her out for cocktails, but instead, I picked her up two hours late at midnight and drove us straight to my place. After half a bottle of wine, she turned into a little slut.

She’s invited to her place a couple of times since and likes to dress up in corsets and bondage gear. Nice.

She was my first Northern Irish girl, but being Irish myself, I don’t count that as a new flag. She is a nationalist and considers herself Irish, not British nor ‘Northern Irish’ for that matter – but I will claim the Ulster flag.

Before you ask: I wish I could show you guys a picture of her, but if I did post one she  might be recognised by some of my Irish readers and I could end up in court, so fuck that.

The Virgin

I was rolling in Dublin with the band. Some of the guys recently broke up with their girlfriends, so I was giving them some pointers on their game. Leading by example, I approached two girls in the smoking area with the classic line, “Got a light?”

My target was a petite blonde of eighteen.

Long story short, at the end of the night I was in a taxi back to her place. She told me the “we’re not having sex tonight,”  so I knew I was in. Although her friend was staying in the same room, I managed to get her naked. She had a tight body, so luckily she was confident about it. We were both pretty smashed, too.

“I’ve never had sex before,” she said, resisting. “This is first time.”

And then I stole her cherry.

To my surprise, the sex was decent enough. The girl was a natural.

I think she regrets it.

The Schoolgirl

The same night I deflowered the virgin, I exchanged numbers with another girl, a fresh faced teen still in school in Wexford (2 hours from Dublin). She had a boyfriend at the time but told me they were breaking up.

Last week (three weeks after we met), she took a bus and asked it she could stay at my place. I hadn’t even kissed the girl yet and she was already DTF, so I knew this girl was going to be a nasty little minx.

I can honestly say that that school kid was the best sex I’ve had all year.

She gets off on submission more than as I get off on dominance. And I really get off on dominance. She likes getting slapping, calling me daddy, dirty talk, getting choked, gagging – she lets me do whatever I want. She looks 15 and really innocent, but the girl is filthy.

Tomorrow she getting a bus up and bringing her uniform this time. The short skirt, the tie, the big goofy glasses, the pig tails, the works. I’m dressing up as the teacher. I can’t wait.

The Mexican

Post script: I got my Mexican flag last night!!!

She was visiting Dublin with her friend. I got them to join me to see  Headcase doing a slot at a stand-up comedy gig. Then we went my mate to mine and I managed to pillage her just two hours before she was due to get her 8 am flight. Yeah!

Thanks to  Atlas Al for being my wingman for the night. Fittingly,  last night he also gave me a copy his new book on flagging: Destination Fornication: The Field guide for Flaggers. Check it out!

Hopefully I can keep this momentum going.

I’m at 49 flags – just 1 away from the big 50!

 

 

Oh hell yeah!

Some of you may remember my 2010 year in review - a whopper year indeed. Check it out if you haven’t already or to remind yourself of the naughtiness.

I’d like to take this opportunity once more to thank all my readers and wish you guys a happy new year!

I wasn’t sure if I could pull it off, but this year has been the best yet! Today I look back at an amazing record breaking 2011 and give you guys a taste of what’s in store for 2012!

2011 in review

January – Feb

I started off with a little snowboarding in the French Alps, sleeping in a igloo and getting merry of mulled wine. Feeling a little chilly after that, I’m packed my bag for the Caribbean…

I flew to the island of Hispanola, touching down in Santo Domingo, the capital of Dominican Republic. My first night, I ended up in a gay bar after 4 in the morning to have one more beer (story) and end up banging the reigning Miss Dominican Republic!  LOL

I also get naughty  in Santiago and endure Sosua.

I then cruised into Cap Haitien in Haiti, before hitting post-earthquake Port-au-Prince. The capital made Haiti look like a fourth world country (worst place I’ve seen since Congo). My last night was dramatic: I got mugged and got my flag in the same night. Read about it here. All in all – an awesome trip.

March

I take a little diversion into Central Europe, taking in Bratislava, Slovakia; Brno; & revisiting beautiful Prague.

I get my Brazilian flag with a Japzilian, inspiring me to document 7 Sexy & Rare Ethnic Mixes. I then inspire others with the Tale of Yoshiaki.

Then I embark on my biggest adventure of the year…

March – June

ARGHHH! The Siege of West Africa is staged!

Myself and Gary the Fish take on every country the coast, plundering by night as Mexican Pirates! It was epic.  We hit up the Gambia, Senegal, Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Cote d’Ivoire, Ghana, Benin, Togo and Nigeria. I capture 7 flags in the process and have tons of crazy stories to show for it. What a fucking riot!

We fly from West Africa to Istanbul, before checking out the Ireland vs Macedonia game on third time back to Skopje.

I produce my Top 10 Destinations in West Africa.

July & August

I get back home to Ireland (while it’s warm-ish) and date like crazy, enjoying some Summer Lovin’ in Dublin. I capture my Panama and Mongolia flags and re-create my Worst Date Ever in Video .

September & October

I start off the autumn with a nip over Edinburgh in Scotland with my faithful crew, inspiring a Hatrick of Limericks.

Somewhat fitting, I start a Masters in International Relations, restricting my ability to travel long-term until the latter part of next year. Sorry guys..

I spend my time dating Afros, Asians, and Latinas, contemplating how to get the Perfect women in the process.

I look at my success in the dating world and think back on my 5 biggest mistakes I made while learning game. The post gets record pageviews.

November

I take a mast mission and head to Cyprus, hitting up Limassol and the capital Nicosia, popping into Bucharest on my way home. The country vastly exceeds my expectations. I have a blast, pick up not just my Cypriot flag, but the much coveted Iranian flag with a Persian Princess. Sweet!

December

I go  for a weekend ramble in Cork and start dating a sexy Greek girl.. Bringing my flag count to 45 flags.

The blog hits 1,000,000 pageviews!

I escape the frosty Isle and return for a weekend to my warm beloved Malta for a weekend of debauchery. The perfect way to end the year.

2011 Stats:

Total Countries visited: 24 

New Countries visited: 16

New Flags Captured: 15

That puts my ultimate goal for travelling to every country in the world at 72/196 or 36%. Which means I have now visited over 1/3 of the countries on the planet!

What a year! 2012 will struggle to live up to it…

2012 Preview

The earlier part of 2012 will be a little sedated, given the fact I’m back in college.

Jan  - Pending on a few last minute details, myself, the Fish and another crewmember will be flying to somewhere in Arabia to rendezvous with a  mate working yonder in Oman.

March - Somewhere fun for mid-term. Maybe, just maybe, Cape Verde. If not perhaps Slovenia… I have no idea.

I always will be releasing Naughty Nomad: the book in the Spring!!!

Summer  - The Fish is planning on moving to Georgia, so no doubt I’ll be in that part of the world.

The Fall/Winter - A few months somewhere in Central America or the Caribbean.. I think.

Here we go again!

So since I’m back doing a Masters (in International Relations – fiitting eh?) I thought I’d make the most of the year back in university. I joined up to the inter-cultural society (aka the variety society). It’s a wonderful group where everything’s on the menu: Asian, Arabs, Africans, Latinas, Euros and everything in between. The best bit? It’s 75% chicas. So I’d recommend any college cats to join up to their respective international / inter-cultural societies pronto…

Anyway, the other weekend with a had a society weekend trip down the country to the city of Cork.

Before the trip I was having a discussion with a fellow crewmember and what I should do – go for a new flag, or just try bag the hottest of the lot? I decided on the latter – quality.

THE TRIP

Here’s out it played out:

Only about 10% of members signed up for the trip: 9 girls, 3 dudes from Africa and me.

My choices:

• 2 Chinese (both cute, one very) New flag.
• 1 Jap (not attractive) Captured.
• 2 Nigerians (one hot, one not) Captured.
• 1 Kenyan (so-so) New Flag.
• 2 Spanish (a no and a maybe) Captured.
• 1 Greek (headturner, beautiful face, smoking body) New Flag.

The Greek was easily the hottest – intimidating even. Then I saw the super cute Chinese girls. But then I saw the Nigerian. Fuck – I didn’t know what to do with myself.

That first night I just gamed everyone. I wooed the two Chinese girls with my Mandarin, spit Spanish and a little Jap; shared a Greek dance I recently learned in Cyprus with the Greek; and sang Nigerian pop songs with the Africans. Luckily for me the guys were awesome and we all got along like a house on fire. It was clear sailing and I had my pick of the litter.

The next day I worked the Grecian Goddess at the zoo. Groundwork done, That night while we were out the smoking area I went for the kiss. She was so sexy my heart was actually racing. The chemistry was amazing. It was a great way to end Cork.

POST-TRIP

I invited the hot Greek around the my place for chocolate and wine a few days later. Shortly after she arrived we were chilling in the kitchen. I couldn’t help myself  - she was too hot. I went caveman. I pulled by the hair, bent her over the counter, ripped her pants down and rammed my cock inside her. Her legs started shaking uncontrollably as I pounded her sexy plump Med ass. She was amazing. It was the start of a wild night… Long story short:

Greek flag captured.

As if that wasn’t enough, the next day both Chinese girls separately contacted on Facebook wanting to go out for a drink. But that will have to wait until the New Year…

I’m back in Malta next weekend. I wonder what trouble I’ll get into!

Just another week for a Naughty Nomad…