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City Guide: Bratislava, Slovakia (Updated)

Bratislava in a word: Stunted. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Nightlife: 3/5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 Livability: 3.5/5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.80 for a large beer. Bed: €35 for a private room. Bud: €10 per gram. Board: €2 for a kebab. Currency Conversion Overview Bratislava […]

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My Filipina Daughter

“I’m pregnant with your baby,” said the Facebook message. The fake pregnancy scam is a common one in South East Asia, so I never took the girl seriously. Girls pull it all the time to extract cash for naive foreigners, and the fact that I only slept with this woman one time made the whole thing even […]

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City Guide: Copenhagen, Denmark

Copenhagen in three words: Great for stoners. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Nightlife: 2 / 5 Smoking tolerance: 5 / 5 Livability: 4.5 /5 (consistently voted most livable city, but it’s damn cold). City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Bachelor’s budget: $100 per day. Beer: $7 for a beer. ($4-5 […]

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City Guide: Marrakesh, Morocco

Marrakesh in three words: overwhelming, diverse, unique. Chance of Hooking up: 2 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Nightlife: 2 / 5 Smoking tolerance: 3.5 / 5 Livability: 3 /5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Bachelor’s budget: $60 per day. Beer: $5 for a bottled beer. (Up to $10 in nightclubs) 🙁 Bed: $25 for an en-suite with breakfast in […]

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The Desert Rose

Somewhere beyond the hazy Martian horizon our camp lay hidden, nestled among the sand dunes. There was something a little cheesy about travelling by camel (I’d have opted for a quad bike) but it was new experience, and our timing proved impeccable. Normally, Morocco’s Erg Chebbi dunes were crawling with tour groups of selfie-taking tourists, but it was January, […]

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The Men’s Guide to Morocco

Overview Morocco is one of those places that lives up to its reputation. With memorizing landscapes and so many incredible walled medieval cities there’s no wonder it’s top of the list for Hollywood filmmakers. In my humble opinion, it wipes the floor with its North African rival Egypt. It’s not exactly a place to go to get laid or party, […]

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The Avalanche

“Have you ever been on a cable car before?” I asked her. “No,” she said, “I’ve never even been skiing.” It was my first day in Andorra, a tiny mountainous nation in the Pyrenees wedged between France and Spain. It was my first new country of 2016, kicking off a long overdue trip after two years hustling […]

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Farewell, New York.

The time has finally come for me to leave New York City. It has been two years since my last travel adventure, and my wanderlust has reached boiling point. I’m officially jaded. Enough is enough. I’d like to thank those of you who’ve stuck around and followed my banal settled existence during this period of my […]

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