Below is Part 3 or 4 of an interview I did with Steve from nycdaygame.com which was featured in my latest book Naughty Nomad’s Guide to New York City. We talk how to approach girls during the day, openers, and conversation starters. Edited Transcript Highlights: How do you get the conversation rolling? Give us some tips. As I said, I’m […]
Archive | Poems & Limericks
A Christmas Threesome ♬ (With Video)
Merry Christmas folks! To honor the season I’ve produced a short poem and video. It’s based on a magical menage a trois I enjoyed last week. Oh… and tinklebell shows up in the end to give me a blowie! Enjoy! A Christmas Threesome T’was the night before Christmas, in Harlem, New York. Where I […]
One life’s lesson
At age 13, I discovered music, when I learn to play guitar. It became my great catharsis, unrivaled still this far. At age 14, I discovered knowledge, through history’s thinking men, Einstein, Freud and Darwin, are among those I commend. At age 16, I discovered business, with my first enterprise, A great success, why acquiesce, to some lesser […]
5 Tips on Facebook Game
In my last post, I wrote of Face-bouncing. In the past I’ve also written about Face-closing. Now welcome to Facebook for Players 101. In the 21st century you have two distinct identities: the real and the virtual. A lot of material on game discusses the former, while our virtual identities are often neglected. The scary thing is that […]
To My Haters… (a poem)
You don’t get a million hits without garnering a faithful bunch of envious, conceited pricks to rain on your parade. I actually get strangely giddy reading posts, comments and mail from my haters, so I thought I’d reciprocate with a sextet of verses… Ahem. To my haters… You say I am crazy, you say I am haughty, A […]
Edinburgh: A Hatrick of Limericks
The Cockblocker Having fun with some chick last weekend, I was crudely cockblocked by her friend, So I picked up my drink, And with a smile and a wink, Dumped the whole thing on her head. The Dry Patch With many long months of a lag, My mate was in need of a shag, Before […]
Voodoo dolls & Bad Juju
Location: Benin (Voodoo heartland). The chicken gave a final jolt as his neck was cranked back and his throat slit with the razor blade. His blood poured into the mouth of the Vodun divinity, a dark spirit imprisoned in stone. The feathers were plucked and cast upon on the sacred ground below, while the men of the forest whispered […]
The Limerick of Budva
A pirate danced with his crew, He stumbled upon a hot Jew, A body to thrill, He went for the kill, Oh man was she able to screw. and screw… and screw… and screw.
The Limerick of Dusseldorf
Armed with sombreros in indigo, We dressed up as pirates from Mexico, The laugh of the city, They sure did look silly, But at the end of the night got fellatio. 😉 When was the last time you peakcocked?
