Following on from my last post, I thought I’d offer you guys a cool little gambit for wingman game.

A good wing is hard to find.

In fact, when it comes to cockblocking, your ‘non-game’ friends are often the worst offenders. Even when it comes to myself and my crew, sometimes we get drunk, horny and competitive. Invariably, this leads to poor wingmanship. However, more often than not, we do out best to help each other out.

We give each other accomplishment introductions and big each other up. Example:

“Ladies, this is Jay. He’s travelled the world and make movies.” *COUGH* “…and he’s a stallion in the sack.” *COUGH*

That kinda spiel.

My boys are also great at running interference on friends, groups and other orbiters. Even when I’m trying to pull some guy’s girlfriend, my mates will distract the boyfriend so I can work her. On one occasion, one of my mates even paid to get some guy completely blackout-drunk so I could  sneak off with his girl.

Anyway, this is all standard stuff. What I wanted to tell you about was a wee wingman move my fellow crew-member Barnacle B does when we’re on tour…

The Shazam Wing Technique

Let’s say you’re chatting up a girl in a busy bar. You’ve been talking to her for a few minutes and you’ve already isolated her.  You feel a good vibe going on. However, you’re both nearly finished your drinks. What do you do next?

Option #1: You get yourself a drink and leave her dry. But now you’ve just dampened the vibe and risk looking cheap. I don’t care how ‘alpha’ this move may seem where you’re from. If try this in certain parts of the world, you may lower your chances.  Plus, she getting soberer while you’re getting drunker which sucks balls.

Option #2: You get drinks for both of you. But now you may look a like needy bitch. This is often a better option in developing countries where the chicks are broke, but try this move in the West and you’ll usually lower your value.

Option #3: You just wait. You’re too scabby, fucked, lazy or uninterested to go to the bar. But now you’re both getting sober. Plus, what if she goes to the bar instead? This opens the door for the problems mentioned in #1 and #4.

Option #4: You go to the bar for a drink, but when you return, her girlfriend/ guyfriend/another player is buzzing around her like a fly on shit, cockblocking you and wrecking your buzz in the process.

Now, logic says the solution is just to stand by the bar, but that’s not always an option.

So what’s a guy to do?

Answer: Hopefully nothing.

This is where your wing comes in. When my mate Barnacle B sees me chatting up a girl  and we’re coming to the end of our glasses, he’ll take note of what we’re drinking. (If he can’t tell what she’s drinking, sometimes he’ll discreetly ask her friend.)

He then goes up to bar, buys us a round, casually walks over and hands us the drinks, gives me a respectful pat on on the arm and then casually exits the scene.

Sometimes he might add something like, “This guy is a legend,” or “A friend of Mark is a friend of mine.”

The key thing is: whatever he does, he does it in a manner that acknowledges me as the alpha male, assuming the role of a kind beta just glad to serve his master and his latest fancy.

Now that’s a wingman. A real player roots for the guys in his crew.

My girl and I are both getting drunker, I look like the shit, and the magic of the interaction continues. Booze appears like pixie dust as I cast my spell upon her—and she gets ever closer to my wand alakazaming all over her boobies.

So next time you see your friend in a similar scenario, help a brother out and perform the Shazam Wing Gambit.

Alternatively, if you and your mates are on a budget, you ‘Shazam’ as a codeword. When your say ‘Shazam’ to your wing, he does the move and gets you the drinks, but you pay him later on. The girl is none the wiser.

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. It’s winning move that gets results.

Shazam!

 

I feel I’ve nearly perfected getting a girl into the sack on the first date.

Not a word of a lie, I’d say 90% of my domestic take-downs in the last year have all happened on the first date (and some 80% abroad). Here’s my formula…

1. Sound Logistics

Simply put – if you don’t have a private place where you can take her, you’re screwed. If you still live with your parents, share a room, or you’re homeless, take her out for drinks and hope to Thor she has her own place. But if you want to guarantee a first day bang, you need a place. Otherwise, this article isn’t for you. You have to have an end in mind – and this means a warm environment with knee padding. Ideally, you’ll want a room with a couch where you won’t be disturbed.

2. Getting her over to your place

As I mentioned in my article on text game, use choice illusion to get her to agree to coming over.

Extract:

Text 1: “Do you like marshmallows…”

Most people like marshmallows. 95% of the time she’ll say yes.

Text 2: ”What do you prefer, beer or wine…”

See what I’m doing? She’s getting caught in my web of trickery! Mwahaha.

Text 3 (the hook): “Hmm…well then, we should have a wine and marshmallows night. You bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the wine. I’m free Tuesday.”

If she agrees, pick her up or meet her near your cave and go directly to back to yours. She already presumes a ‘wine and marshmallow night’ involves staying in.

If she smells a rat, she’ll usually text back something like, “Where? Maybe we could [insert boring shit here] instead,” or “I have to up early to [insert boring shit here] the next morning.”  In that case, she doesn’t trust you and needs to build comfort in a safe environment. In this case, play it safe and go for drinks.

3. Build the scene together

Taking a page straight from Mystery’s book, get the girl to build the seduction scene with you. Get her to light some candles while you fetch some glasses and turn on some music. This way she’s playing an active role in the romancing. She’s creating the mood to get YOU in the mood. On the other hand, if it’s just you setting the whole thing up, it’s a little creepy.

Checklist: Candles (preferably scented), soft lighting, mood music, wine, marshmallows, plenty of heat.

4. Blitzkrieg Comfort

You’ve got her over, created a nice setting, and now you need build comfort and make a connection. There are plenty I’m not thinking of, but here are some tips for doing just that.

i) Chemical Catalysts 

The best way to loosen her is to spike her drink – or better yet, knock her out with chloroform.

Only kidding.

I’m talking about alcohol, of course. I recommend playing drinking games like ‘I never’. It’s a fun way to get to know each other, builds up comfort, and playing with wine gets both of you nicely chilled pretty quick. Just don’t reveal too much and don’t be seen to be actively trying to get her drunk.

ii) Psych Games

There are a plethora of fun exercises to get to know your date a little better. Hand-writing analysis, visualisation games, cold reading, etc. are just some tools you can employ. Take a little time to learn some of this stuff. This material is too comprehensive to explain in the scope of this article so download some e-books.

The key here is to establish a deep connection with a person by finding out their fundamental truths, values and weaknesses. It’s not sinister, it’s merely getting to really know someone on a profound level. It just so happens this fosters powerful bonds that are conducive for mating purposes.

iii) Let her experience a whole spectrum of emotions

Emotions are addictive. The more emotions she experiences with you, the better.

If someone tells you about a problem they’re having, men think about how they can logically solve it, whereas women tend to mimic the feelings of that person in order to ‘understand’ how that person feels. This is useful to know.

When you’re telling a story that involves danger, she’ll get excited.

When you’re telling a story about your dead cat, she’ll get sad.

When you’re telling a story about having sex with you’re ex in a movie theatre with people around, she’ll get horny.

Push all her buttons and always display passion and sensuality. When you’ve done that, get sexual. Even if you’re talking about baking a cake, make it sound like the most erotic thing in the world.

5. Push-Pull Escalation

I’ve written a lot about this already – as many others have.

When you start making out, suddenly stop, and go back for your wine. Get her turned on, then back away. Take it slow. Think two steps forward and one step back. You want to tease the crap out of her, you want her confused, and you DO NOT want her to thinking that you are easy. Make it seem like you are hesitant, even. You dick must be earned.

If she shows ANY resistance along the way, cut off your attention completely. Get a glass of water. Condition her until she realises any resistance she puts up results in you withdrawing affection.

This is pretty basic stuff, but’s it’s important. Do this all the way to sex.

Advanced Move:  The Caveman Surprise

So you’ve gotten her to light candles, you’ve taken her on an emotional roller-coaster,  you’ve pushed-pulled and teased her all night, gotten her real turned on, and she is dying for you to escalate but you’re being stand off-ish. (See the paradigm shift?)

You know it’s on and the chicken is ready to come out of the oven.

If you’ve supplied her with enough booze, she eventually have to go the bathroom. When she leaves, hide.

When she comes back in, grab her, bend her over, rip down her pants and panties and ram it in. SHE WILL GO CRAZY – like legs-buckling, need-a-mop crazy.

I’ve done this a bunch a times. I wait in the kitchen and when they come out, I throw them over the counter and go caveman on their ass. It evokes a POWERFUL response. If you’re feeling up for it, give it a shot.

WARNING: Works 80% of the time, all the time.

While I usually gotten incredible reactions, I once did this on a Muslim chick and quite the opposite happened. She freaked out when I jocked her (she hadn’t shaved) and it totally killed the mood. I never saw her again.

Also, take note of what she wearing. If she got multiple layers and a belt, it might be difficult to strip her and you could end up looking like a complete tit.

 

In my last post, I wrote of Face-bouncing. In the past I’ve also written about Face-closing. Now welcome to Facebook for Players 101.

In the 21st century you have two distinct identities: the real and the virtual.

A lot of material on game discusses the former, while our virtual identities are often neglected.

The scary thing is that nowadays you are more than likely going to be introduced to your friend’s lovers via the virtual world before you actually meet them in person. ”This is my girlfriend,” is more often than not followed by someone pointing on a screen rather than an actual handshake.

You don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.

Your Facebook profile is important. So without further adieu, here are some tips every player must know about Facebook.

1. Register a Proper Domain Address

Her: “Hey what’s your Facebook?”

Him: “John Jackson.”

Guess what? She searches for you and there’s a million John Jacksons.

FAIL.

You give a girl your Facebook address instead: “Hey, add me sexy @ facebook.com/profile.php?id=1300209409#!/profile.php?id=100002609i060245.”

FAIL.

Now imagine handing a girl a piece of paper saying: “facebook.com/sexyguyfrombar” followed by an “xxx” perhaps.

NO BRAINER. WIN.

2. Make Lists

Separate your friends into lists. Make one for “girls”, one for “lovers”, one for “family”, one for “the lads” etc…

I even separate girls by region. For example I don’t want “the Balkan” girls seeing what I get up with the “Asian” girls.

Lists are VITAL before we continue.

3. Change your name and don’t mention your hometown

Overkill? Maybe, but I don’t think so. You can keep your first name but I suggest changing your second name to your middle name or a nick name.

Why? Consider this.

You meet some cute girl in some third world shithole and add her so you can show your boys back home what a hot piece of ass you destroyed.

You get her pregnant.

What you didn’t mention to your friends is: that hot piece of ass was also a heroin addict who works as a prostitute. Oh, and the baby was born with a horrible disease that left it deformed and unable to talk, walk, or shit for themselves. Nature tried to abort the foetus at 24 weeks, but the pro-life doctors at the hospital managed to make it’s miserable existence viable.

Now, that chick can find you and fuck up your life as a carefree international player.

I once had a chick from Philly hunt me down and claim I was her daughter’s father. Luckily, the paternity test came back negative. Phew!

4. Maximise Privacy Settings

i) Make sure nothing is public.

ii) Make sure nobody can see the photos you’re tagged in. 

Her: “You told me you we’re staying in last night to study! I saw you tagged into a photo where you were grinding some bitch in the club! WTF?”

iii) Make sure nobody can see what other people post in your timeline.

Her: “Hey cutie, I hope your girlfriend doesn’t see this. Whooops ”

iv) Don’t even let your friends see your other friends.

You might get some crazy chick who will contact your friends/ex-lover etc. and try to fuck you over.

That same Philly chick contacted my whole family and even sent pictures to them of my alleged daughter.

I also added a chick one time who found out we had a mutual friend. She contacted her asking about me and found out about my player ways. Bad shit went down.

v) Only let the ‘girls’ list see certain photo  albums.

That’s leads us to our next section…

5. It all about Photos

Needless to say, your Timeline banner and your profiler should make you look like a champ.

Aside from that, you should also create one public folder of your best pics as bait for when girls want to check you out but haven’t friended you yet.

Here are some recommendations for your bait folder, profilers, and timeline banners:

a) The Travel Pic: A picture of you standing on a ice berg or in the dessert.

b) The Primal Pic: A picture of you punching a tiger, for example. Anyway that shows her you could fend of predators if they invaded to your cave.

c) The Mystery Pic: A black and white professional picture of you where you looking away from the camera.

d) The Social pic: A pic of you having a good time and being the centre of attention at a social event.

e) The Musical Pic: Preferably one where you’re on stage being mauled by loads of chicas.

f) The Slick Pic: A pic of you suited up, looking slick.

h) The Danger Pic: A pic of you doing something wild like ski diving.

i) The Skill Pic: A pic of doing something skillful and manly, like riding a horse, shooting guns, or smeltering medieval swords above a fiery pit of molten metal.

j) The Pet Pic: ”Aww look at his little doggy!”

h) And my personal favourite, The Pet/Music/Pro combo pic: A picture of you playing the guitar being watch by the cute shabby dog of the Iranian girl you just banged. You have that wonderful after-sex glow that is accented by the morning sun – and the moment is perfectly captured by the Persian’s professional SLR camera. (my current profiler!)

Hope I’m not forgetting anything and this helps you guys.

Now, go playerise your Facebook! 

Any ideas of your own? Leave a comment!