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Refugee Game

Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that.

Looking for a good time?

Don’t want to put in a lot of effort?

Why not try some Refugees!

Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the other benefits…

  • They’re husbands may be have been imprisoned, or better yet – dead!
  • They’re just plain desperate. They don’t even have a place to call home. lol!
  • They’re nice and slim from hunger, and easily enticed to perform deplorable acts in exchange for food.

Refugee camps are ideal places to meet women. The girls there may have basic provisions like rice, but where is the sugar? Shouldn’t you, the magnanimous swagabond, donate some penis?

C’mon, don’t be an asshole. All the other guys go for the girls with materialistic possessions, like walls and access to clean water. You know what type of girls I’m talking about – the ones who walk around hydrated, with their fancy hand-me-down sandals and sacks of US aid rice – fucking show offs. Who needs a girl like that? Refugees live life for the moment. Refugees never say no.

Okay, so the joy you give these crushed souls will be only temporary… but so is her UNICEF tent! She’s used to that kind of life! Plus once you leave, she’ll no doubt feel used, abandoned and worthless. Harsh lessons, but these feelings will prepare her for the ensuing life of poverty and deprivation she will have to embrace in the years to come. So go on, be a hero… get your refugee game on.

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Location: Lome, Togo.

But satire aside, I did manage to get picked up by A wealthy Ivorian refugee economic migrant. My girl treated me to bottle service in a high end Togolese nightclub. Good times!

The truth is, often it’s actually easier to pick up girls outside their country of origin. This is especially true when the country in question is sexually repressive.  In my next post Refugee game (part 2), I will be investigating these populations for your benefit… stay tuned.

 

 

16 Responses to Refugee Game

  1. bigfoot June 6, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    For a second there I actually thought you fucked a real refugee….The thought scared me.

  2. Shardy June 12, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    It is bad Karma to exploit the exploited… very bad karma…
    Cheers!

  3. Boris June 13, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    Thanks for the link. Were linking you back!

  4. Lee January 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    This reminds me of something written in the best book about Marlon Brando by Peter Manso; snaring a young runnaway!

  5. trigger October 26, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

    wow…ok, if you go in amman to a refugee camp, and even have the slightest look on your face that makes you like looking for women, believe me you will be the one get fucked then tortured to death..

    i lived there i know…

    so guys dont try to take this serious.

  6. mcfondal November 6, 2012 at 1:39 am #

    sorry this is wrong on soooo many levels
    @trigger
    totally agree

  7. Whatever December 28, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    What goes around comes around. Fear God. You pathetic white race that only thinks about sex like animals. That is the reason you hbe so many social problems despite your material success. Have a heart and do something good instead of using women like you do in the west!

    • Naughty Nomad December 29, 2012 at 1:30 am #

      We ARE animals.

  8. Ali S December 31, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

    Most pictures on this site don’t display. what’s the problem (i’ve tried several browsers, same problem).

  9. R March 2, 2013 at 5:54 am #

    Your an evil piece of shit and I hope you get fucking killed on one of your travels. I hate bad men like you who give expats a bad name, I never post on online but this one had to be said, GO FUCKING DIE!

    • Naughty Nomad March 2, 2013 at 8:34 pm #

      @R: This is a joke, you idiot.

  10. Frank March 9, 2013 at 1:39 am #

    Yes,it is a joke,but i highly doubt you would reject a cute refugee.I would not.What flag do we give to a refugee?her homeland’s?the country she is seeking asylum in?

  11. caveman June 23, 2013 at 7:53 pm #

    I would hate you if I wouldn’t pity you more. I don’t fucking care if this is a joke or not. In any case, your efforts in poor countries like africa, where you undoubtedly massively show off with your “huge” money purse, show how weak you are.

    Do something good before you die instead making fun of and explioting the weak.

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