Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that.
Looking for a good time?
Don’t want to put in a lot of effort?
Why not try some Refugees!
Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the other benefits…
- They’re husbands may be have been imprisoned, or better yet – dead!
- They’re just plain desperate. They don’t even have a place to call home. lol!
- They’re nice and slim from hunger, and easily enticed to perform deplorable acts in exchange for food.
Refugee camps are ideal places to meet women. The girls there may have basic provisions like rice, but where is the sugar? Shouldn’t you, the magnanimous swagabond, donate some penis?
C’mon, don’t be an asshole. All the other guys go for the girls with materialistic possessions, like walls and access to clean water. You know what type of girls I’m talking about – the ones who walk around hydrated, with their fancy hand-me-down sandals and sacks of US aid rice – fucking show offs. Who needs a girl like that? Refugees live life for the moment. Refugees never say no.
Okay, so the joy you give these crushed souls will be only temporary… but so is her UNICEF tent! She’s used to that kind of life! Plus once you leave, she’ll no doubt feel used, abandoned and worthless. Harsh lessons, but these feelings will prepare her for the ensuing life of poverty and deprivation she will have to embrace in the years to come. So go on, be a hero… get your refugee game on.
Location: Lome, Togo.
But satire aside, I did manage to get picked up by A wealthy Ivorian
refugee economic migrant. My girl treated me to bottle service in a high end Togolese nightclub. Good times!
The truth is, often it’s actually easier to pick up girls outside their country of origin. This is especially true when the country in question is sexually repressive. In my next post Refugee game (part 2), I will be investigating these populations for your benefit… stay tuned.