Or at least the first one while both parties were sober… Last night my date proposed to me… on DAY 2! It was the most surreal date of my life. Of late, I’ve had a propensity to date devoutly religious virgins in their teens. I don’t what it is, but I keep ending up with these […]
The game has changed. Gone are the days where you ask for her number, or her for yours. We can lay waste to the feelings of doubt and disconcerting angst, that often plagues the mind after you obtain those hopeful digits, reliable or otherwise. That shits over. Number closing is outdated. On my last birthday in September, a young Cameroonian […]
The Mission: Capture my Maltese flag, in style. I hit the ground cold and I had a week. Dressed as a Leprechaun Pirate, I stormed the island with my new crew: Genocide Glen, Pillaging Paul & Cut-throat K. Many women fell prey to our charms but I wasn’t interested in just a flag. Any man […]
The zone, in flow, on form – it all means the same thing. Well this nomad is on form. During the Siege of the Adriatic, I pulled off some impressive f closes with a handful of HBs from 5 different countries. That said, I kept the standard high too. Last night in Dublin, I had two […]
A pirate danced with his crew, He stumbled upon a hot Jew, A body to thrill, He went for the kill, Oh man was she able to screw. and screw… and screw… and screw.
When I came up the term “Shoring“, I didn’t expect to get some many emails from skeptics asking the question: “BS. How the hell do you get a “lady of the night” to bang you for free?” Then I released something, Shoring is not just a buzz word, it’s an art form; one that took me several years to perfect. To […]
Ever think of giving your dick a break? Even the noble penis requires time to rest and reflect. To look back at his accomplishments, his drunken failures, his scars. He thinks about the future too. After all, he’s got a message the whole world needs to know about. Without him, you a shell; a robot […]
The story of my first threesome.
Hanoi is memorable for its hostile faces, high end nightclubs and its 1.5 million motorcycles. Our experience there involved attempted murder, oral sex and robbery – we really knew how to party. We checked into a little place on one of Hanoi’s many cosy streets. The area bustled with street hawkers and market stalls selling […]