Hey amigos,
Sorry I haven’t posted in the last week. The internet over here is brutal.

Sorry what has the Nomad been up to???

Me in Umayyad Mosque, yesterday.

Well you know I love dodgy places so I’m in Damascus, Syria with two other crewmembers – Gary the fish and Glen the Gecko.

This place is AWESOME!!!

Ok the nightlife is kinda shit, and they’re are dozens of people supposedly getting killed everyday…. but the beer is cheap, the girls are cute and we have beautiful old town all to ourselves. It’s amazing…. the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world apparently.

The locals here love Mexican Pirates. Even cars stop in the middle of the road and call out,

“Welcome to Syria!”

More interestingly, every single person we spoke to actually support President Assad – and these are very educated, travelled people. We were even present for pro-government demonstrations (and got them on camera).

It just goes to show the foreign media are full of SHIT. You really don’t know what’s going on in a country until you actually go there.

That said, reports from outside the country say over 100 were killed here in the last two days. I woke to the drone of helicopters… it feels like a fucking war zone.

Anyway, aside for that, let me tell you about own little uprising. In case you wondering – yes, don’t worry, I’ve still found time to be a little naughty as usual. I’ve slain my first Arab and got my Lebanese flag in the process!!! She fell for my pirate charm.. ARGHHH! Not only that, but she may be the most beautiful women I’ve ever been with (but I’m bias towards the Arabic look).

Ah… the Siege of the Levant is going well..

Sex, War and Piracy… a favourite Naughty Nomad cocktail.

Last Saturday night I went out on the piss for a friend’s birthday.

We ended up in a bar in Dublin. Closing time came and people were being asked to leave. I went to the bathroom, and when I emerged two asshole bouncers grabbed me.

“Relax.. What’s your problem?” I protested.

The Slavic dicks offered no explanation and showed me the door.

“Fuck off!” they told me, slamming the door in my face. They didn’t even afford me the time to grab my jacket.

I felt disrespected, emasculated and frankly… a little chilly.

My frustration turned to anger.

I started smacking hard on the window, demanding my jacket, but to no avail. I wanted to maim those pricks.

Red-blooded and in a drunken stupor, I picked up bottle and smashed the window into a million pieces.

Needless to say, it wasn’t the smartest move.

Within a minute I was apprehended and arrested.

The gardaí (police) hauled my into the station,  took all my belongings and read me my rights…

Fuck sake.

In fairness, the police were really cool about it. It looks like I won’t face charges pending I pay for damages. Unfortunately, a custom-made branded window and associated costs and going to cost me a small fortune – hampering my mid-term travel plans.

Anyway, enough doom and gloom…

The good news is I still flying off the Middle East in three days!

Let’s hope I can do some damage over there too..

Of course this list will be a little subjective but I think all guys can relate.

Girls, listen up. Here are 10 reasons why you can’t pull decent guy.

1. You’re Fat

Yikes

When you step on the scales it reads “Fuck you!” Guys won’t pick you up if  they can’t actually pick you up. Go easy on the pizza. Allah hates fatties.

A decent booty can be sexy, but cankles certainly aren’t.

Personally I like my women under 50 kilos.

Solution?

Hit the gym. Try eating a salad once and awhile. Move to Mauritania.

2. You Can’t Cook

A chick who can’t cook is like a guy who can’t fuck.

I don’t care if you’re a beauty queen and have a masters – if you can’t cook you’re a FAILURE as a women on a primal level.

I don’t want my kids eating processed muck.

Learn how to make a good home cooked meal.

Solution?

Youtube.

3. You have too much body hair

Ahh!

You’re a yeti. You’re vagina looks like Cousin It.

Women shouldn’t have significant body hair below their neck. This goes without saying. A well groomed landing strip is fine, but otherwise nada. Keep your muff in check. Sandpaper thighs, under arm and wild bush are never sexy.

Solution?

Wax. Laser. Shave .

4. You turn off the lights during sex

Most guys don’t mind if  you’re a little shy or introverted, but when you’re so insecure about your body that you fear light – you have a problem. Men are visual creatures. Confidence is a turn on, even if you don’t rock a model’s body.

Last year in Seoul, one night I went home with a chick from Newfoundland who insisted the lights be turned off. I remember thinking: What was she hiding? Back acne? A cluster of hemroids around her anus? Between that, a few pints, a condom, and no visible stimulation, I could barely keep a hard on.

The next night I went home with an American girl. She had a face like Jessica Alba, but was plump as hell.  That said, she DID keep the lights on and she was super-confident in the sack. Her confidence, above all else, was a massive turn on.

Solution?

Confidence counts. Compromise with candles.

5. You’re a Feminist

You walk like a man.

Traditional feminism promoted suffrage and equal pay. Nobody is  complaining. But equality in terms of behaviour is not cool. A lot of women in the West have spent so much time trying to emulate men, they have lost a lot of made them special in the first place. Ironically, modern feminists are the least feminine breed on the planet. Men like women to be women, not men.

Solution?

Grow your hair long, wear a dress and get in some high heels. If you want to get laid, keep your mouth shut.

6. You’re a slut

If you don’t value you sexuality, men won’t either. No guy wants a girl who passed around like a can of Pringles. I personally wouldn’t consider a serious relationship with any girl who’s had more than 10 cocks inside her. The average women on the planet will have two sexual partners in a life-time – factoring in China, India and the like. Am I promoting double standards for men and women? Yes, because we’re different. Men of value (who are pre-selected) want women of value (sexual integrity). It’s simple sociology. You can complain it’s not fair, but we simply don’t give a shit.

Solution?

Lie. If you like the guy, make him work for it and he’ll value you more.

7. You have no real friends

Women’s friendships are usually weaker than men’s. If you’re the type who ditch’s your mates as soon as you start dating a guy, you’re a sap. Men like women who have friends. They take you out, and give us free time to bang other women play. This makes us happy as we fulfil our genetic imperative. When we’re happy in the relationship we keep fucking you, and you get your regular dose of Alpha dick – your genetic imperative. But aside from my unconventional paradigm, it’s good to have friends in your life – for balance.

Solution?

Make time for your girls.

8. You have no interests

You’re boring. I’ve met rocks that were more entertaining.

The amount of women I meet that have zero interests is depressing. Fashion mags, reality shows and and youtube are NOT legitimate hobbies. Read a fucking book. Take a interest in anything.  Have one thing you’re passionate about. Men only tolerate boring women long enough to deposit their seed – then they move on.

Solution?

Get a life.

9. You Smell

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You have bad breath. You fart occasionally. When you take a dump, we want to dump you. Men should never smell a women’s shit. It’s poison for sexual attraction. And bad breath can make the hottest woman in the world unkissable. Men don’t want to be reminded you are human.

Solution?

Always carry gum.

If you really need fart or take a shit, drive half an hour to the nearest restroom. We don’t want to know about it.

10. You’re a Serial Queefer

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Sex with you is like making love to a whoopee cushion.

I once went to bed with a girl in Moldova. Although sexy, when I went down on her, her pussy started spitting back at me. I’d have let a few blips slide (it happens everyone), but while having sex, every thrust felt like I was plunging a toilet. It was just too much.

To make matters worse, she kept coughing to try and cover it up. Trying to bust a nut with some chick spluttering & queefing is futile.

Solution?

Marry a deaf bloke.

Oh… and

11. Bad Posture… stand up straight ladies!

12. An Aversion to head… you will never sexually satisfy your man.

Guys, feel free to comment and add your biggest turn-offs…

I have 10-14 days free for my next mid-term, depending. What do you guys think…

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RANDOM FACT: The bungee that snapped yesterday in Africa – that was the same place I did my first jump!

Anyway. I get a lot of request for more pics on this site. I travel so much, yet I rarely show you guys what I snap. I’m going to change that from now on.

Here are some of my 7 random favourites from my Cairo to Cape town trip awhile back..

1. Sudan

Me at Meroe, Nubian Desert

2. Ethiopia

Blue Nile Falls, near Bahir Dar

3. Uganda

Lake Victoria

4. D.R. Congo

Pygmy tribe settlement turned refugee camps in Kivu... saddening

You can see more pics from Congo here.

5. Kenya

Zebra got game... (Nukuru NP)

6. Namibia

Quading in the Namib... (yeah,, I'm such a poser)

7. Zambia

My favourite moment of the trip...

You don’t get a million hits without garnering a faithful bunch of envious, conceited pricks to rain on your parade. I actually get strangely giddy reading posts, comments and mail from my haters, so I thought I’d reciprocate with a sextet of verses…

Ahem.

To my haters…

You say I am crazy, you say I am haughty,

A hedon who dabbles in everything naughty.

Feminists, betas and PUA hate,

All those who doubt me, who slander and slate.

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I do have an ego, for that I am guilty,

I’m shallow, I’m reckless and sometimes I’m filthy.

I may be an addict – for beautiful faces,

I may be a nut – going dangerous places.

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But you know I find, is much more deploring?

Monogamy, the rat race – now that shit is boring.

I’d prefer to be drinking, gaming and scoring,

Or off in the wild,  getting high and exploring.

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When it comes to the ladies, I know you get green,

So many flags, some only sixteen.

Now some of my views, I may change with age,

but while I am young, I am hunting for strange.

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When it comes to travel, I know you feel strife,

I’d seen more last year, than you’ll in your life.

In your concrete jungle, you’re a 9 to 5 leech,

While I’m in the jungle, on a mountain or beach.

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So hate all you want, I’ll keep rolling in style,

With a girl on my arm, and cheeky bright smile.

If we ever do meet, I hope you are fit,

to get to your knees,

…and munch on my shit.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Bring on 2012.

So how did I do on last year’s resolutions? To remind you they were:

• Visit at least 15 new countries.
• Acquire conversational French
• Capture half a dozen flags.

So, sticking to Travel & Dating, let’s see what challenges 2012 will bring…

1. Release the book

Naughty Nomad is nearly at copy-editing stage. This spring it will hit the shelves. I don’t have a date yet, and I’m juggling  with my Masters, but for sure by this time next year I’ll be an author. I can’t wait! This one is in the bag.

2. Visit 12+ new countries

Bow-chica-waka-waka

In line with my ultimate goal of visiting every country in the world, I need to be visiting at least a dozen new countries a year. I’ve just booked my first few flights of the year. Aside from a weekend in Amsterdam in Feb, the first major trip this year will be in three weeks…

Me and Me hearties are off to the Middle East for our own uprising! We’re hitting Lebanon, Syria (border crossing permitting) and Jordan!  ARGHH!  (That’s 3 countries)

The next trip will probably be in Summer to the Caucasus ( 3 More countries). Maybe Iraq too.

September: all signs point West to a few months in Latin America, where I will tick off the rest of the countries.

3. Acquire Conversational Arabic & Intermediate Spanish

The Arabet.. get it? I is clever.

I’m studying both for while doing International Relations, so this is a fairly testable goal.

I used to have good Arabic when I was in Sudan, but I’ve lost most of it. My lessons and my upcoming trip to Arabia should bring be back to where I was and beyond.  Not sure if I’ll still have enough skills to bed a virgin though..

As for Spanish, I can already have conversations, but want to get up gain some sort of fluency. I taking intermediate Spanish which will test me academically – but picking up in Latin America will truly test me on a practical level. Bring it.

4. Capture half a dozen flags

As I mentioned last year, I’m pretty satisfied if I sleep with 6 new nationalities a year. A little sad you may think, but that’s because your not a shallow flagger like myself.  I’m not hoping for a repeat of 2011. Six is plenty. At 45 flags, I’m starting to run out of countries anyway. This means I’ll be hopefully reach 50 flags in the coming year. O yeah!

Most desired flags of 2011:
Any Arab flag – but I’m not holding my breath.

Most likely flags of 2011:
Probably will be mostly Latin American flags. Maybe a strangler from Europe or the East.

Giggity Giggity!

Fell free to leave a comment on your New Year Resolutions…

Most of the books I read would bore the tits off a lot of you guys, such classics as Politics Among Nations or E=MC2: The biography. But while not nerding out, I do on occasion get a chance to delve into more practical material. I thought I’d give you guys a few suggestions on some decent works to improve your life in the year ahead. Straight from the manosphere, here are three books you should check out…

Day Bang

by Roosh V

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This book is written for any dude looking to improve their skills picking up chicks during the  day. For anyone who’s already into game (or not for that matter), you should definitely check this book out. Roosh spoon feeds readers with diagrams, solid theory, and step-by-step instructions detailing how to pick up in the a whole array of daytime environments, from coffee shops to public transport to the street.

Those of you who read with his blog will be familiar with Roosh’s writing style, but nothing can compare to his published work. Day bang is Roosh at his best. His analogies are often laugh out loud funny, yet he always remains on point and highly coherent. Roosh’s scientific background comes through in his methodology, and it’s serves us well.

While I was already versed in much of theory of the first section, I found lots of really great tips and techniques in this book, from Roosh’s “GALNUC” system to his pet shop opener. This book badly needed to be written and Roosh has done a sterling job. If you like having sex with women, read this book. More info here.

Freedom Twenty Five:

A 21st Century’s Man’s Guide to Life

by Frost

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This book is written for younger men who want to take control of their life.  It gets the reader to consider their social conditioning and offers an alternative way of thinking of one’s lifestyle, offering ‘the red pill’ if you will. The author packed up his soulless 9-5 job, got healthy, learned to get good women, packed his bags and fucked off to see the see the world. Nice. Want to know more? Check out his blog here.

It’s well written, accessible, practical and informative. What I like most about it is it’s realism, and Frost’s matter of fact, light- hearted style.

If anything this book tries to do much. It is broken up into five parts: Purpose, Wisdom, Sex, Money, Health. Frost aims to gives you a taste of everything, rather than comprehensive and exhaustive course of any one aspect of lifestyle. I particularly found useful info in the health section. I was somewhat familiar with the red pill thinking in the other chapters, but picked up a few goodies and brushed up in the meantime.

All in all, Freedom Twenty Five does exactly what it says on the tin.  I think many young men will find value in this book. For more info click here.

Sex 3.0

by J J Roberts

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The book details the history of human sexual relationships in the time before property or marriage even existed, how we evolved to our modern day Sex 2.0 lifestyle and how and why we created the problems that make modern day sexual relationships so hard.

Far more importantly, it details a way forward to a Sex 3.0 world.  A world of mutual understanding between men and women and a return to nature.

Having met the author in person, I can tell you this dude has the best game I’ve ever seen. He knows what he’s talking about.

A former rock journalist, Roberts writing is brilliant, and his red pill take on relationships and sex is something ever man needs to digest. Read it. More info here.

Oh hell yeah!

Some of you may remember my 2010 year in review - a whopper year indeed. Check it out if you haven’t already or to remind yourself of the naughtiness.

I’d like to take this opportunity once more to thank all my readers and wish you guys a happy new year!

I wasn’t sure if I could pull it off, but this year has been the best yet! Today I look back at an amazing record breaking 2011 and give you guys a taste of what’s in store for 2012!

2011 in review

January – Feb

I started off with a little snowboarding in the French Alps, sleeping in a igloo and getting merry of mulled wine. Feeling a little chilly after that, I’m packed my bag for the Caribbean…

Me in Port-au-Prince

I flew to the island of Hispanola, touching down in Santo Domingo, the capital of Dominican Republic. My first night, I ended up in a gay bar after 4 in the morning to have one more beer (story) and end up banging the reigning Miss Dominican Republic!  LOL

I also get naughty  in Santiago and endure Sosua.

I then cruised into Cap Haitien in Haiti, before hitting post-earthquake Port-au-Prince. The capital made Haiti look like a fourth world country (worst place I’ve seen since Congo). My last night was dramatic: I got mugged and got my flag in the same night. Read about it here. All in all – an awesome trip.

March

I take a little diversion into Central Europe, taking in Bratislava, Slovakia; Brno; & revisiting beautiful Prague.

I get my Brazilian flag with a Japzilian, inspiring me to document 7 Sexy & Rare Ethnic Mixes. I then inspire others with the Tale of Yoshiaki.

Then I embark on my biggest adventure of the year…

March – June

West Africa

ARGHHH! The Siege of West Africa is staged!

Myself and Gary the Fish take on every country the coast, plundering by night as Mexican Pirates! It was epic.  We hit up the Gambia, Senegal, Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Cote d’Ivoire, Ghana, Benin, Togo and Nigeria. I capture 7 flags in the process and have tons of crazy stories to show for it. What a fucking riot!

We fly from West Africa to Istanbul, before checking out the Ireland vs Macedonia game on third time back to Skopje.

I produce my Top 10 Destinations in West Africa.

West Africa pillaged once more!

July & August

I get back home to Ireland (while it’s warm-ish) and date like crazy, enjoying some Summer Lovin’ in Dublin. I capture my Panama and Mongolia flags and re-create my Worst Date Ever in Video .

September & October

Me Crew in Edinburgh

I start off the autumn with a nip over Edinburgh in Scotland with my faithful crew, inspiring a Hatrick of Limericks.

Somewhat fitting, I start a Masters in International Relations, restricting my ability to travel long-term until the latter part of next year. Sorry guys..

I spend my time dating Afros, Asians, and Latinas, contemplating how to get the Perfect women in the process.

I look at my success in the dating world and think back on my 5 biggest mistakes I made while learning game. The post gets record pageviews.

November

Cyprus Island

I take a mast mission and head to Cyprus, hitting up Limassol and the capital Nicosia, popping into Bucharest on my way home. The country vastly exceeds my expectations. I have a blast, pick up not just my Cypriot flag, but the much coveted Iranian flag with a Persian Princess. Sweet!

December

I go  for a weekend ramble in Cork and start dating a sexy Greek girl.. Bringing my flag count to 45 flags.

The blog hits 1,000,000 pageviews!

I escape the frosty Isle and return for a weekend to my warm beloved Malta for a weekend of debauchery. The perfect way to end the year.

2011 Stats:

Total Countries visited: 24 

New Countries visited: 16

New Flags Captured: 15

That puts my ultimate goal for travelling to every country in the world at 72/196 or 36%. Which means I have now visited over 1/3 of the countries on the planet!

What a year! 2012 will struggle to live up to it…

2012 Preview

The earlier part of 2012 will be a little sedated, given the fact I’m back in college.

Jan  - Pending on a few last minute details, myself, the Fish and another crewmember will be flying to somewhere in Arabia to rendezvous with a  mate working yonder in Oman.

March - Somewhere fun for mid-term. Maybe, just maybe, Cape Verde. If not perhaps Slovenia… I have no idea.

I always will be releasing Naughty Nomad: the book in the Spring!!!

Summer  - The Fish is planning on moving to Georgia, so no doubt I’ll be in that part of the world.

The Fall/Winter - A few months somewhere in Central America or the Caribbean.. I think.

Here we go again!

Some of you may remember last year when me and my crew stormed the island in the Siege of Malta. So last weekend the Naughty Nomad decided to pop in to see how things were going…

The reason I returned?

Well during the last Siege I sadly lost one of crew, Cut-throat, to the heart of young resident Swede. She came to visit him in Ireland, they fell for each other and he moved to Malta.

Paceville

Furthermore, three other friends of ours were decided to go over also, included one of the founding pirates: Barnacle Brian.

Plus the flights were cheap.

Plus Ireland is too fucking cold.

Plus Malta is awesome.

The Weekend…

I forget how awesome my beloved Malta was. It started out in style, when my former Maltese Minx  picked me up from the airport and kidnapped napped me for the afternoon (cheating on her long term boyfriend in the process). I opted not to meet up with her later that night. I was here for my mates, not some chica.

That night was wild. At 25 shots for €15, things get blurry.

I then meet my first fan ever! ”Are you the Naughty Nomad?” inquires a Maltese dude. His name was Dave. Thanks for the shots man!!!

I get my drunk game on. Peacocking with a Santa hat, I approach a  few cuties, get a kiss here, take a number there. I’m having too much fun.

Then I  strike gold – a sexy slim 17-year-old tattooed blonde, with an ass that would of send a man to war. She was on the dance floor. I was fucked. I have no idea what I said to her but we end up making out.

Fade to black.

I wake up in a strange bed. I can’t remember a thing. I look over at see the blonde sexpot. “Holy shit I’m good”I thinking to myself. Her body was insane. My drunk game rocks! I took to time in  indulging in her nubile body. Yummy..

I soon forget about my other Maltese girl, this teen was too hot. To my pleasant surprise - Brian was in the same house, having hooked up with the girl’s cute mate! What a hero.

That night we met up with another dude, flashbang, who knew of me from Roosh’s forum. As it turned out, he was the only other dude on the strip wearing a Santa hat! Hilarious. We went out, got way too fucked up, and eventually me and Brian’s dicks led us back to our girls from the night before. We said to goodbye to a rather jolly flashbang. Hope you were all right next morning mate!

Me and Brian met the girls in the same bar as the night before. Feeling extra cocky, and too pissed to know any better, I went around the bar picking up girls while my date was dancing. I scored three other chicks, including a girl who was with there with her boyfriend of 11 years. (I ambushed her at the bathroom… I know, I’m a dick.)

For the next hour I kept doing a circuit, rotating my chicas, pulling them behind pillars so I wouldn’t get caught. Sharking I call it.

But none could touch my tattooed teen, she was  too hot to put down. I end up spending the night in her’s yet again.. and most of the next day in her bed, ravishing her little body over and over…ahhh.

Not a bad weekend.

I’ll be back for sure…

BTW – I’ve updated my Malta Island Guide for those of you who want to check it out…