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Top 10 Destinations in West Africa

Having traveled this route through West Africa, I am lucky enough to have visited all eleven countries on the coast from Dakar to Lagos. Using my Top 10 destinations in South East Asia as a template, I will using the following criteria. These places/countries are judged on:   – Natural beauty / Historical wonders – Unique Experiences offered  – The […]

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Lomé City Guide (Togo)

Lomé City Guide (Togo)

Lomé in a word: Pleasent. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Nightlife: 2.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1 for a pint Bed: €12 for a private room (stay here). Bud: €2 for a small bag. Board: €8 for a steak. Budget other: More expensive clubs […]

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Refugee Game

Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that. Looking for a good time? Don’t want to put in a lot of effort? Why not try some Refugees! Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the […]

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