The Siege of Abidjan was the finest so far in West Africa…
The streets of Cote d’Ivoire’s capital are shellshocked. And so began the night of the resurrection; the first time the bars and clubs had opened their doors in three months. The troops assemble and march to the bass drum. The air is hormonal. Everybody had been hibernating and now it was mating season.
In the high end venues, the ratio of girls in the nightclub is around 80% and standards are through the roof. Competition is fierce. All of a sudden, the bar is raided by Mexican Pirates! ARGHH!!! (pics coming).
They plunder their African booty with little effort.
As for me… I exchange a few numbers, keeping my options open for who’s cooking the next night. On a side trip to the bathroom, I briefly makeout with a serious little hottie wearing a french maid corset. After that, a bootylicious babe approaches me and tells me to wait outside. She wants to be pillaged immediately. I exit with the girl at my tale, only to find the hottie from the bathroom standing outside. Turns out – both girls are sisters!
Forced to make a choice, the bathroom beauty was too hot to put down (but easy to pickup at just 35 kilos!). I had my way with her while her sister tried to sleep in the same bed – a bizarre scenario, even for me! I saw her watching occasionally. She looked quite envious of her dainty little sister, who was clearly enjoying being railed. The sis I had chosen strangely caught off on the whole thing. She didn’t hold back on the volume and wouldn’t let me stop until the sun came up. At one stage in the night, her big sister even asked if she could have me when she was finished!!! Unfortunately, my girl was in no mood for sharing… but I’m not complaining too much, she was a little stunner!
Showing up just after a civil war is prime time for a cheeky Seige. Good times.
You are walking streets seldom traveled and are rightfully rewarded for doing so…I bet you have a lot more good stories to share. Ever thought of writing a book?
You owe us an ebook to buy.
Oh my god… I love the petites! 35kg? I was in sort of the same situation in Brazil once. I made the one I was with get on top with her back to her sister, giving the sister a full show and looking at her the whole time. It gets better but I don’t want to hijack your fine post!!!
BTW, what’s the average skin tone in that region? Very sexy I bet…
@Andreas: Yes I have. I’ll have to give it some thought when I return.
@Brazamerican: Nice. And yes, skin tones are beautiful. I love dark skin.
Haha, must have been an awkward situation for the three of you….
Just out of curiosity how old were you when you first began travelling and plundering booty throughout the world?
Are the hot chicks in the high end nightclubs regulars or mercenaries you have to shore?
Don’t you get heat from jealous boyfriends? I can’t imagine all those hotties going out just by themselves…
@bigfoot: I started travelling when I was 18.
@Ashanti: Unfortunely, shoring is the norm at night in Africa. Cote d’Ivoire that’s not so much the case because the girls have a bit of money.
Style’s your man. He’ll make a bestseller out of you in no time:
http://www.neilstrauss.com/neil-strauss/calling-all-writers/
I am SO jealous.
Whoops. Above link no longer works. This is his new publishing company:
http://igniterbooks.com/
@Wonky: Thanks for the info man 😉
yeah a friend of mine was in Ghana and he said almost all girls in the clubs were pros, always asking for money and free drinks.
I mean, your in a place where everybody tries to scam or get a bribe out of you…
Having white skin maybe enough peackocking for Africa. But I think Africans like that costume shit of mexicans hats and fake moustaches. lol
@Prince: Ghana is awful for that. It’s neighbours are much better for travel.
Damn man, 18 is pretty young to start travelling.
Travelling is the ultimate experience, I’m working hard to establish my travelling lifestyle too starting with this summer.
Thanks for the Ghana info. But I guess Ghana is still more fun than Ireland 😉
Suggestions:
– West Africa statistical overview. Country by country: vibe of people, costs, bribes, ease of travel, security, quality of girls, shoring index etc.
– Shoring comparison: SE Asia vs Latin America vs Africa. (Quality of chicks, ease of shore, quality of venues)
@Ashanti: Relax man… all in good time. I’ll be giving a big break down when I return.
Very good!
Excellent report.
Is there any way to avoid a yellow fever vaccination to enter Ivory Coast? Where did you get your visa? Maybe possible to bribe the consular officer to avoid the needle?
I don’t think there’s a way around it…