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Top 10 Ways to Turn a Girl Off

1. You look bad naked.

6-fat-manYou’re too scrawny or too fat. You’ve about as much muscle as a teenage girl and enough gynoid fat to be mistaken for a lesbian. You might be able deceive some women by covering yourself with the right clothes, but when the morning sun comes you become Count Fatcula, retreating to the shadows.

You keep telling yourself the mainstream mantra—it’s what’s on the inside that counts—but every time you catch yourself naked in the mirror, you die a little inside.

The Solution? 

Strength training and proper diet.

2. You smell bad.

The-stinky-guyWe’ve all experienced this at one stage. Your breath smells like a cocktail of fast food, cigarettes and whiskey. You’ve the armpits of a coal-miner. The worst part that you’re completely oblivious to it.  Take preventative measures so it never happens again.

The Solution?

Always carry gum and practice proper hygiene. Shower before you go out, use a little antiperspirant and a dab of nice cologne.

3. You’re insecure and lack confidence.

young shy man over whiteYou can’t hold eye contact. You’re body language projects weakness. You slump your shoulders and fidget like a nervous schoolboy. Women consistency rank confidence as the sexiest trait in men—and your bashfulness saharafies every vagina in your vicinity. (Bragging and being overly cocky have the same effect. Women can tell when you’re overcompensating.)

The Solution?

Practice good posture and body language until it becomes habitual. See solution for part 1, get your life in order, and gain experience with women by practicing game.

4. You come off too strong.

rejecting-man-bar-divorced1You’re a thirsty try-hard. Women describe you as “creepy”. You push too hard, too soon. You compliment too much, smile for no reason, and your pick up feels like an interview. You lean in and show intense interest right off the bat. When a woman shows she’s not interested, you keep persisting anyway.

The Solution?

Calm down a little. Lean back and slow down. Make women earn your attention. Know when to move on.

Guy-on-couch5. You’re boring.

You’ve no interests or hobbies aside from watching TV. Your job as a mid-level cooperation cog is uninspiring. You can’t hold a conversation. You’ve never traveled except for work, can’t speak any languages, and live a painfully mundane life. Girls find talking to you tortuous.

The Solution?

MAKE an interesting life. Refuse to be average. Learn a new skill. Travel and experience all the world has to offer.

6. You’ve no fashion sense

26012032b3451120e109b6aa65cec6caYour guilty of one of the following. None of your clothes fit probably. Your fabrics and colors clash. You go out in wrinkled shirts and your shoes are always dirty. You go over the top when you “peacock”. You buy the cheapest shit and dress “practical and comfortable.” You don’t throw out stained clothes and still wear tighty-whities.

The Solution?

Read up on how to dress. Learn what works with you body shape, skin tone, and hair color. Get a well dressed male friend to help you pick out a new wardrobe.

7. You’re Broke and/or Cheap

Blog-Pic-Man-Counting-Coins-11632541You’re unemployed or you’re a penny-pincher. You never do anything fun or go anywhere interesting because you don’t have the cash or simply don’t want to spend it.  You don’t even treat your girl to a birthday cocktail. Aside from insisting you split the bill every time you go out, you only tip 10%—if even.

The Solution?

Focus on building your income. Don’t be such a stingy arsehole.

8. You’re a vegetarian or a vegan

joe_jackson_2010_peta2_cutest_male_vegetarian_winnerReal men must eat meat,” say the majority of women surveyed by British Columbia. Let’s be honest: When a guy tells you he’s a vegetarian, you automatically think he’s a pussy—or a pompous, moral finger-wagger. I understand if it’s a cultural thing, but aside from the tiny percentage of vegan body builders, most guys who “convert” to this way of life for ethical reasons are usually a weak, leftist sacks of estrogen who never get laid.

The Solution?

Steak and eggs, bro.

Master+neckbeard+is+his+face+on+upside+down_db48b4_52728729.You Grooming Sucks

You rock a scraggy neck-beard and your hairstyle is determined by your pillowshape. Your nails look like you pick your arse after you take a shit. You don’t manscape. You’ve excessive back hair, a uni-brow, and the balls of a pirate after a long voyage. Christ, man—it’s 2015!

The Solution?

Shave. Trim. Just sort it out.

10.You’re a “Nice Guy” (aka a pushover)

Friend-Zone-Level-BridgeYou put pussy on a pedestal. You buy girls drinks and treat them nicely, hoping you’ll be rewarded with sex. You don’t know how to be man. You don’t lead. You back down too easily. You always ask girls what they want to do. A weak will is the same as a weak body. It’s not attractive on a man.

The Solution?

Take charge. Learn Game. Don’t be afraid to be selfish once in a while.


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15 Responses to Top 10 Ways to Turn a Girl Off

  1. nescio April 12, 2015 at 5:20 pm #

    I read this article together with my girlfriend who’s a vegetarian and she said that it’s very unattractive if a guy’s a vegetarian, so funny. You did your homework apparently

    • PUAUK April 23, 2015 at 6:52 am #

      Ta copine c’est toujours celle de Lettonie ?

  2. Nick April 13, 2015 at 9:13 am #

    lol @ number 8

  3. Ali S April 15, 2015 at 12:37 pm #

    11. You can’t use proper grammar when stringing together a sentence

  4. cereal killer April 16, 2015 at 5:06 pm #

    NN, you seems to be good to flirt, but in my opinion in your top 10, the most important thing isn’t there. And why must be 10 points and not more or less? An every dating site we can find in description what womens looking for. And it is a curiosity how many times girls ask from mans to have sense of humor. If she laugh with you that is obvious she feel good, and have some trust in you and a good opinion about you. Being a negativist, criticize a lot, too much seriosity and you will fail. Of course to be in the opposite part is also bad – a clown all the time :).

  5. splooge April 26, 2015 at 4:12 am #

    this needs to go viral I got all those problems except 2 8 and maybe hairstyle. 34 n 10 are improvin

  6. lisa April 26, 2015 at 10:25 am #

    I don’t agree with #8 at all. I like compassionate men who care for animals and the environment. Eating meat is unethical and morally wrong and the effects on the environment are disastrous. Burning down forests, releasing carbon monoxide, contaminating water etc

  7. Heather Lei April 26, 2015 at 1:32 pm #

    Vegan men are sexy. They look younger and they have way more stamina in bed than non-vegans. It probably has something to do with them having healthy cardiovascular system, but woah baby! I don’t know what this article is talking about (perhaps the women that were surveyed had never been with vegan men before).

  8. Me April 26, 2015 at 2:42 pm #

    Well, 1 is right, 8 is a complete mistake. I’d rather be with a vegan than with a meat eater. They tend to smell less because they do not eat rotting corpses, they won’t have to face impotence at some point, and it helps save money, plus animals lives and the environment, and as a “by-product” you are healthier, some don’t even need to exercise, they just lose weight =)

  9. Vegan dude April 26, 2015 at 3:41 pm #

    Number 8…really…lol…OK…I must be the exception

  10. Danielle April 27, 2015 at 9:16 pm #

    Vegan guys get dating priority <3

  11. Lea May 7, 2015 at 11:07 am #

    Haha funny list, because a man is trying to determin what is unattractive for women – isn’t that impossible logically? Although you’re not too far off, I have no idea what 1, 8, 9 & 10 are doing here.

    If your body is ‘bad’, you can easily balance that off by being confident, NOT BORING (aka stupid aka without any sense of humour) (the most important criteria by far for me) and by showing off your empathy (doing this is possible without being a pussy, trust me. And it’s sending out a sign that you will probably be attentive in bed too).
    Smelling bad is, indeed, a giant turn off.
    Fashion sense can make a difference – but cannot save if, when you open your mouth, an ocean of boredom starts to spread out in my brain.
    If you’re broke: it’s not a problem unless you come off as a leech.

    The most important thing is finding that fine balance of confidence, avoiding both the ‘coming off too strongly” and “lack of confidence” points. Basically, women who meet you try to find out if you would be good in bed (yes, they do. I assure you) – and subconciously/deliberately base their general conclusion on an intricate web of impressions – how you treat them, how others treat you, the stories you tell, the way you act… But this doesn’t mean that a shy virgin, or a cocky asshole can’t be a nice variation now and then. You can predict and generalize to death – at the end of the day, there’ll always be a counterexample to disprove your theory

    O, about the vegan thing, all I can say is: if your sense of your own virility depends on eating a steak – you’re screwed. And not in the good way. Animals need not suffer pointlessly for men to feel like men. In fifty years, we’ll probably all eat vegetarian food anyway because the fish will be gone and the meat industry is currently polluting the earth more than our cars… Problem solved!

    • Mark Zolo May 7, 2015 at 12:28 pm #

      Yes, because women’s vagina get wet for saving the planet, not muscles.

      • Tim May 7, 2015 at 2:36 pm #

        just laugh-spat my coffee all over the place

  12. Kingmonster November 9, 2015 at 12:56 am #

    This blog is awesome but number 8 come on thats childish hahaha

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