1. You look bad naked.
You’re too scrawny or too fat. You’ve about as much muscle as a teenage girl and enough gynoid fat to be mistaken for a lesbian. You might be able deceive some women by covering yourself with the right clothes, but when the morning sun comes you become Count Fatcula, retreating to the shadows.
You keep telling yourself the mainstream mantra—it’s what’s on the inside that counts—but every time you catch yourself naked in the mirror, you die a little inside.
Strength training and proper diet.
2. You smell bad.
We’ve all experienced this at one stage. Your breath smells like a cocktail of fast food, cigarettes and whiskey. You’ve the armpits of a coal-miner. The worst part that you’re completely oblivious to it. Take preventative measures so it never happens again.
Always carry gum and practice proper hygiene. Shower before you go out, use a little antiperspirant and a dab of nice cologne.
3. You’re insecure and lack confidence.
You can’t hold eye contact. You’re body language projects weakness. You slump your shoulders and fidget like a nervous schoolboy. Women consistency rank confidence as the sexiest trait in men—and your bashfulness saharafies every vagina in your vicinity. (Bragging and being overly cocky have the same effect. Women can tell when you’re overcompensating.)
Practice good posture and body language until it becomes habitual. See solution for part 1, get your life in order, and gain experience with women by practicing game.
4. You come off too strong.
You’re a thirsty try-hard. Women describe you as “creepy”. You push too hard, too soon. You compliment too much, smile for no reason, and your pick up feels like an interview. You lean in and show intense interest right off the bat. When a woman shows she’s not interested, you keep persisting anyway.
Calm down a little. Lean back and slow down. Make women earn your attention. Know when to move on.
You’ve no interests or hobbies aside from watching TV. Your job as a mid-level cooperation cog is uninspiring. You can’t hold a conversation. You’ve never traveled except for work, can’t speak any languages, and live a painfully mundane life. Girls find talking to you tortuous.
MAKE an interesting life. Refuse to be average. Learn a new skill. Travel and experience all the world has to offer.
6. You’ve no fashion sense
Your guilty of one of the following. None of your clothes fit probably. Your fabrics and colors clash. You go out in wrinkled shirts and your shoes are always dirty. You go over the top when you “peacock”. You buy the cheapest shit and dress “practical and comfortable.” You don’t throw out stained clothes and still wear tighty-whities.
Read up on how to dress. Learn what works with you body shape, skin tone, and hair color. Get a well dressed male friend to help you pick out a new wardrobe.
7. You’re Broke and/or Cheap
You’re unemployed or you’re a penny-pincher. You never do anything fun or go anywhere interesting because you don’t have the cash or simply don’t want to spend it. You don’t even treat your girl to a birthday cocktail. Aside from insisting you split the bill every time you go out, you only tip 10%—if even.
Focus on building your income. Don’t be such a stingy arsehole.
8. You’re a vegetarian or a vegan
“Real men must eat meat,” say the majority of women surveyed by British Columbia. Let’s be honest: When a guy tells you he’s a vegetarian, you automatically think he’s a pussy—or a pompous, moral finger-wagger. I understand if it’s a cultural thing, but aside from the tiny percentage of vegan body builders, most guys who “convert” to this way of life for ethical reasons are usually a weak, leftist sacks of estrogen who never get laid.
Steak and eggs, bro.
You rock a scraggy neck-beard and your hairstyle is determined by your pillowshape. Your nails look like you pick your arse after you take a shit. You don’t manscape. You’ve excessive back hair, a uni-brow, and the balls of a pirate after a long voyage. Christ, man—it’s 2015!
Shave. Trim. Just sort it out.
10.You’re a “Nice Guy” (aka a pushover)
You put pussy on a pedestal. You buy girls drinks and treat them nicely, hoping you’ll be rewarded with sex. You don’t know how to be man. You don’t lead. You back down too easily. You always ask girls what they want to do. A weak will is the same as a weak body. It’s not attractive on a man.
Take charge. Learn Game. Don’t be afraid to be selfish once in a while.