1. When to send the first text There a bit of debate about this. Personally, I think the ‘three day rule’ is bollocks. You want to be fresh in a girl’s mind. Beautiful women exchange numbers like soup at a homeless shelter. It’s an ego thing. The next day or two days after is fine. […]
This shit is so good I might Password protect it from next week. You guys owe me! My friend Cormac and I were drinking at the local pub last Saturday night. In walk a gaggle of girls: nine of them, all looking sexy and dolled up for a night out. They were just popping in […]
Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that. Looking for a good time? Don’t want to put in a lot of effort? Why not try some Refugees! Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the […]
After I coined the term Pipelining, the phrase spread widely across the internet. Since then, I’ve gotten a few requests for an in depth article on the topic, outlining the best way to go about it. Viola… Why Pipeline? Many vagabonding bachelors are familiar with the joys of dating and bedding local women in a foreign country. Those who […]
According the stats, rape fantasies are the most popular female sexual fantasy. Continuing on from my Cavemen article, I’d like to revisit the concept of aggressive persistence in sexual escalation. Referred to as “going cavemen” in the pick up community this practice tends to incite controversy. While by-passing a women’s token resistance has its place in a sexual interaction, it’s important to recognize […]
The game has changed. Gone are the days where you ask for her number, or her for yours. We can lay waste to the feelings of doubt and disconcerting angst, that often plagues the mind after you obtain those hopeful digits, reliable or otherwise. That shits over. Number closing is outdated. On my last birthday in September, a young Cameroonian […]
So me and 3 friends are on our 19th consecutive night dressed as Irish/Mexican Pirates. Last night, in the siege of Sarajevo, all four of us hooked up with girls. I even managed to swoop a sexy Argentine behind her boyfriend’s back. Guys – don’t bring your girlfriends to hostels! Beware of boisterous buccaneers who […]
So a few nights ago I was in Thessaloniki, Greece; home to some of the most beautiful women in the Mediterranean. After hearing a good K-closing technique from a friend, I decided to put it into practice. For my first attempt, I went for a 19 yo hottie at a university concert in Kamara. Result – I managed […]
I travel with just a carry-on 25 Litre army backpack everywhere I go, so I know how important space is! Now I’m not going to tell you to pack 3 pairs of self-washable super socks that that double as small towels; or to bring a special penknife that turns into a small life raft with a […]
