Top Bar

My Iranian Flag

The other week in Cyprus I was pretty smitten when I captured my Iran flag on Friday night. I’ve had people wondering how it went down. The key points are in bold.


The night before I’d just gotten my Cypriot flag, so my mindset was rock solid. I was on form. I’d messaged a girl online asking for a good nightlife recommendation. She invited me to a place called Club Nuovo.

Normally, I wouldn’t dare cruise into enemy turf solo to introduce myself to a random chick. All her friends were there – in a loud club setting where I knew nobody. But I thought – fuck it. It was all you can drink for €15… The Irishman in me couldn’t let that slide.

I was drinking with some people from the hostel, so I show up 3 hours late… nearly 2AM. It’s a black and white night, so I throw on my white bandanna – peacocking pirate style.

The Meet

I’m infected by the warm smile of an ashy brunette with piercing Middle Eastern eyes. It was her…

She was taller than me (I’m only 5’7′), but much more beautiful than I expected (she has even dated a famous Turkish popstar). I’d post a pic – but fuck you guys, I actually like this girl. Anyway, her profile and beauty didn’t bother me – I had zero expectations.

We briefly chat. I find out she’s Iranian – Persian… how sexy is that. I whip out my only Farsi -‘Salam’. It’s loud, so I pull her close while we talk.

Cockblock. Her friends pull her away.

Fuck that. I wasn’t going to stand around like a tit. I left without saying anything. I go hunting. I grab a drink and start chatting with randomers at the bar. I go for a smoke and game a group in smoking area. I’m making friends left, right and centre.

I return and she’s ask: “Where did you go?”

We chat another bit… I’m heavy on the kino (touching). I find out she moved to Cyprus from Tabriz for study. She’s 22. Man, I wanted her. A couple from the smoking area comes over to tell me I’m a legend (I did a stupid little magic gambit while smoking). Social Proof.

“How do you know these people?” she asks.

Cockblocked again. Another friend of hers appears, all huggy and hyper. Then two Iranian lads compete for her attention. She was garnering quite the audience (obviously a serious socialite), so I disappear again.

The Hook

I hit a golden jealously plotline. I’m at the bar, and get talking to some African guys. They’re hanging with this stunner – easily the hottest girl in the place – a half Cypriot/ half Congolese sexpot.

The African guys freak out when I start speaking Yuroba – their native tribal language in Nigeria (I’ve just been to Lagos and used to date a Yuroba). The halfcast hottie is intrigued. I find out about her Congo roots. My Reponse: “J’ai visité Congo. Vous savez Kivu?” She flips, jumping around like a school girl. Not just because I speak French and have visited her homeland – but because Kivu is a warzone. This girl thinks I’m hardcore.

The Persian sees the sexpot flirting with me and BOOM! She must have thought I was a rockstar.

She came over, took my hand and led me to the a place we could dance. We bump and grind. I isolate her to a quiet part of the bar. We make out. She gets really fucking horny. Pretty soon she whispers in my ear:

“Let’s go back to my place.”

That’s how I roll.


, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

33 Responses to My Iranian Flag

  1. lee November 21, 2011 at 4:45 pm #


  2. Jesse November 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm #


  3. William November 21, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    I bet the sex was great. I’ve had two hotties from Iran and both where off the charts in the sack. Nice flag!!

  4. James November 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    What websites do you meet girls online? I find it hard to pipeline because girls are generally hesitant to meet in person.

  5. daft November 21, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    you did what many men don’t: you gone for what you weanted, no matter how low were the odds, you used the right tools when needed. there’s nothing like knowing different places of the world, a truly primer.

  6. dermaskenmann November 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

    Awesome stuff!!!

  7. NightWolf November 21, 2011 at 7:43 pm #

    PUA tricks are all there and right in place – congrats mate!

  8. RichardMelbourne November 21, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    Love it man!!!
    Inspirational stuff indeed!

  9. Darren November 21, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    Speaking farsi, yuroba, and french. Doing magic tricks . And having experience in a war zone.
    If the pua world had a special forces youd be in the sas. The skills and life experiences you have gained through your pursuit of pussy (exotic hot pussy) that is, are impressive.
    Your lifestyle is an inspiration. Keep living it.

  10. Iceinthewater November 21, 2011 at 11:18 pm #

    that’s awesome man congrats

  11. Damo November 22, 2011 at 2:23 am #

    Great story and case study man. Love how you showed the progression of techniques (kino, social proof etc.)

    One question (which I’m sure you’ve already answered elsewhere), what books and resources were pivotal in making you the player you clearly are today?

    Love these type of posts also – great stuff.

    • Naughty Nomad November 22, 2011 at 3:12 am #

      @Damo: The funny thing is, I don’t consider that good actually! haha
      I supposed the Game and the Venusian Arts Handbook had a major influence on me.

  12. James November 22, 2011 at 4:59 am #

    You salty SeaDog NaughtyNomad, how do you clean the barnacles off your dick after plundering so many fine wenches?

  13. DM November 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Kudos sir! Had you ditched her friends before the dance floor then or how did you isolate?

    • Naughty Nomad November 22, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

      She ditched her friends to dance with me. After that isolation was a no-brainer.

  14. Martin November 22, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

    Well shiver-me-timbers thats a capture and a half! Priceless…this shit’s getting out of control man 😉 Magical stuff altogether..

  15. D Rail November 22, 2011 at 10:07 pm #

    I understand the language thing and how it definetetly helps attract girls. We all love to hear a girl with a sexy accent struggle to find the words in English. Thing is I’ve been living in Montreal now for 6 months, studying french everyday, I work with frenchies, and I live with a frenchy, but I can’t seem to get past just small talk. I would like to speak at an intermediate level but it doesn’t seem like it is possible. I wish my parents would have had the foresight to place me in an immersion school when I was young but that didn’t happen. What languages did you learn, which can you speak well?

  16. Expat Chronicles November 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm #

    Congrats. Persian chicks are nails. Many have green eyes.

  17. Mo Lojito November 27, 2011 at 8:26 pm #


  18. nicktom19 December 4, 2011 at 4:57 am #

    Thats awesome man! Persian chicks are incredibly gorgeous!

  19. iranian idiot December 9, 2011 at 7:47 am #

    – As an Iranian, Way to go Man! Way to Go!!! If You ever come down here, you’ll score for your Foreigner’s ass!! But before you do it You should know that, there ain’t to bar and no night life what so ever in public! Men and women are forced to be separated, alcohol is banned and you’ll get whipped I because of Islamic rules if you’re caught drinking! BUT, there is a whole different crazy world going on in our privacy! We, (my friends and I) Through pool parties and stuff with bootleg booze and stuff! It’s Fun!

    – Never Underestimate the Jealousy Factor in girls! That’s How I have my best hook ups! I tend to make friends with 2 best friends at the time and using the Jealousy factor, It’s them 2 competing to win me, and I’ll get to play the role of an innocent kid (fucker)!! LoL

    • Naughty Nomad December 9, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

      Sounds interesting… can’t wait to check out Tehran!

  20. iranian idiot December 9, 2011 at 7:49 am #

    Oh By The way, I saw Expat Chronicles’ Comment on Iranian Girls mostly having green eyes…
    THAT is so NOT true! Black and dark Brown is like 98% of the eye colours!

  21. Situasian January 11, 2012 at 12:37 pm #

    Ur a fkn maaachiinneee bro!! Hahaha Persian girls are absolutely drop fkn dead gorgeous, we have a few of those here down under. Anyway keep up the good work ya stories are a fkn inspiration and a half for us wanna be globe trotting flag hunters! Can’t wait to hit up south america at the end of this yr and def will be referring to ya site for much needed tips and reviews like I did for my euro trip last yr.

    • Naughty Nomad January 11, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

      Have fun!

  22. Skygge July 21, 2012 at 3:51 am #

    I live in Norway, it’s small so the tricks, surprise, new-meeting shit is not working anymore. However when i was not knwoing “everybody” it was pretty easy. But I never managed to get the situation under control again after a cockblock… oh my god this is so frustarating especially when the hook is not set yet because you see the girl hesitate and you know you’re fucked.

    Persian girls are great. 🙂

  23. daym October 27, 2012 at 7:24 pm #

    lucky lil guy ….they not usually easy women….but theres a few that are easy like that….many have striking beauty despite a tendancy to be quite hairy (i met one persian girl as hairy as me,,im almost aas hairy as roosh lol)

  24. cockmaster November 13, 2012 at 6:05 am #

    ya persian girls there either drop dead gorgous or totally butterfaces(hence why lotta cosmetic surgery esp. nose job lol)
    barely see average in betweeners

  25. Steve January 16, 2013 at 4:32 pm #

    Nice job. I remember getting one of the best sessions with a Persian I met in NYC. Super horny chick and allot of fun.

  26. Siamak April 18, 2013 at 9:58 pm #

    I am looking for u

  27. mahmoud December 21, 2013 at 12:48 pm #

    sssiiiccckk shit


  1. GETTING YOUR IRANIAN FLAG - November 22, 2011

    […] Naughty Nomad’s story. Published: November 22, 2011 Leave a Comment Name: Required […]

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.