Every man has a leviathan – a Moby Dick – a demon that will haunt them lest they be slain.

The Leviathan can take many forms. In the modern era, many a man’s leviathan comes in a more alluring form: that of the foreign wench.

Every man has had a fantasy of pillaging the loins of some exotic beauty from a different country. Ever since you first jerked off as a spotty teen you’ve thought about them…

The Japanese Schoolgirl

The Arabian Belly-dancer

The Platinum Blonde Swede

For scurvy folk suffering from obesity and a micropenis,  their Levitation might just be getting laid in the first place! While for more seasoned player, their Levitation may come in the form a threesome - preferably with twins or some sort of sick mother/daughter combo you can tell your mates about.

I myself have slain many of my Leviathons.

For years, my first Ménage á trois and an Arabian belly dancer were top of the list. But now that I’ve cast them to the deep, as a dirty flagger, my Leviathans now show up on my flag radar.

My most recent one was the Chinese flag.

Ach! For years the red dragon has been my demon. I even went to fucking China for three weeks in 2008 and have no flag to show for it. While I did get lucky in Shanghai & Hong Kong, they were with foreigners. I’ve even tried it on with them at home and nada. With 1.3 billion Chinese, she was the fattest Liviathon of them all. Loads my friends had captured the red dragon, but I was getting nowhere. It haunted me.

The Hunt

A few months ago, you may remember talking about a super cute Chinese girl I met during  my weekend ramble in Cork. She asked me to meet her for a drink after I dazzled her with my Mandarin, but I was seeing her Greek friend at the time so I put her on hold. But with New Year came new beginnings…

I recently asked her out, but this girl was hard work. She had her first kiss at 21. Now at 23, she’s been going out with her Chinese boyfriend for over a year. He’s was the first and only man she’s ever had sex with (and they’ve only ever done missionary position!). Luckily for me, he’s studying in Canada.

Our first few dates were no picnic. After the 2nd freakin date, I only managed to get a measly kiss on the cheek! I just couldn’t figure out her suppressed Chinese conditioning. It was frustrating but I stuck with it, determined to harpoon the dragon.

Then I read this excellent article on Gaming Chinese Girls that proved to be golden.

The next date, only last week, she offered to cook dinner for me at her place. She tried to poison me with the worst meal of my life (ever had grew glue soup? Uggh!), but I persisted and exacted my revenge with cream of sum hung guy. I went super – caveman, ignored her resistance, tore off her clothes, and left her stewing naked for awhile. When I escalated again, I found her hairy Chinese vagina was dripping in anticipation – that deceptive beast.

During sex, she was so ashamed of  cheating on her boyfriend she actually covered her face with a pillow and made whining noises like a toddler. It was so annoying I had to flip her around and finish off in froggy style while she just lay there and nervously whimpered. It was the worst sex of my life.

Afterwards, she told me she falling in love with me. Yikes!

But my Leviathan was slain and the Chinese flag was captured! ARGH!

Next, Saudi Arabia!

…well maybe not. There’s fat chance of that happening so I’ll have to set my sights a little lower. Mother Russia perhaps.

What’s your Leviathan? 

So since I’m back doing a Masters (in International Relations – fiitting eh?) I thought I’d make the most of the year back in university. I joined up to the inter-cultural society (aka the variety society). It’s a wonderful group where everything’s on the menu: Asian, Arabs, Africans, Latinas, Euros and everything in between. The best bit? It’s 75% chicas. So I’d recommend any college cats to join up to their respective international / inter-cultural societies pronto…

Anyway, the other weekend with a had a society weekend trip down the country to the city of Cork.

Before the trip I was having a discussion with a fellow crewmember and what I should do – go for a new flag, or just try bag the hottest of the lot? I decided on the latter – quality.

THE TRIP

Here’s out it played out:

Only about 10% of members signed up for the trip: 9 girls, 3 dudes from Africa and me.

My choices:

• 2 Chinese (both cute, one very) New flag.
• 1 Jap (not attractive) Captured.
• 2 Nigerians (one hot, one not) Captured.
• 1 Kenyan (so-so) New Flag.
• 2 Spanish (a no and a maybe) Captured.
• 1 Greek (headturner, beautiful face, smoking body) New Flag.

The Greek was easily the hottest – intimidating even. Then I saw the super cute Chinese girls. But then I saw the Nigerian. Fuck – I didn’t know what to do with myself.

That first night I just gamed everyone. I wooed the two Chinese girls with my Mandarin, spit Spanish and a little Jap; shared a Greek dance I recently learned in Cyprus with the Greek; and sang Nigerian pop songs with the Africans. Luckily for me the guys were awesome and we all got along like a house on fire. It was clear sailing and I had my pick of the litter.

The next day I worked the Grecian Goddess at the zoo. Groundwork done, That night while we were out the smoking area I went for the kiss. She was so sexy my heart was actually racing. The chemistry was amazing. It was a great way to end Cork.

POST-TRIP

I invited the hot Greek around the my place for chocolate and wine a few days later. Shortly after she arrived we were chilling in the kitchen. I couldn’t help myself  - she was too hot. I went caveman. I pulled by the hair, bent her over the counter, ripped her pants down and rammed my cock inside her. Her legs started shaking uncontrollably as I pounded her sexy plump Med ass. She was amazing. It was the start of a wild night… Long story short:

Greek flag captured.

As if that wasn’t enough, the next day both Chinese girls separately contacted on Facebook wanting to go out for a drink. But that will have to wait until the New Year…

I’m back in Malta next weekend. I wonder what trouble I’ll get into!

Just another week for a Naughty Nomad…

 

Well Gentlemen I’ve been a little distant the last few weeks. I’ve dished out 12 solid West African City Guides and will be wrapping me West African breakdown soon with my Top 5 destinations and the like…

So, what has the Naughty Nomad been up to in the last while, summer lovin’ in Dublin…

Since I got back in June I’ve been dating a few chicas:

• 2 Brazilians (26 & 19, incl a Japzilian)
• a Nigerian (17, still in school)
• an Tamil Indian (20 something virgin who speaks in tongues)
• a Panamanian (19 with long term boy friend)
• a Libyan (19 virgin who returned to help rebels..)
• a Mongolian (22 and decedent of Genghis Khan)

Why the crazy religious virgins? Don’t ask.

To give you guys meet up info if you’re interested:

• I met 3 online (two through an ex on facebook)
• 2 from day approaches
• 2 from night approaches
• 4 of them of them are teenagers, because as you know, I love sex with kids (I really should stop saying that…).

Having already captured Nigeria and Brazil, I’m glad to add two new flags to the list: Panama and Mongolia. That brings my flag count to 42.

 The Mongol and I met for our first meet-up only 2 nights ago. It was my pleasure, considering I’ve been dying to bag a bit of Khan since my trip there in 08. She’s cute to0.

I’m sad to say I’ve recently accepted the opportunity to complete Masters in International Relations (I might as well formalize my education). This means that travel plans have changed and might be somewhat restricted until next summer.

But don’t fret!

A lot of you have been asking for me to write a book. So guess what!?  I’m 40,000 words in to ‘Naughty Nomad‘ the book, detailing the misadventures of my first passport throughout Antarctica, Africa and Asia! I’ve been keeping it on the down low, but decided to give you guys a heads up.

Although globetrotting is somewhat on the back burner, I’ve still made plans for a few side trips. I’m off to Edinburgh on Tuesday for a wee Siege. I’m also planning a ski trip to Lebanon this winter and Carnival in Cape Verde.

Will keep you guys posted!

NN