Yes, I’m sure you’re all convinced you can tell a guy in a dress!
Many an intrepid traveler will tell you they can tell a ladyboy a mile away. That may be true 90% of the time, but many a proud man has let the other 10% slip through the gaydar.
There is a reason why so many men fall for it!
Common myths can steer you wrong – and get you dong!
A ladybody CAN be:
- Slim & Petite
- Very Feminine
They can get their Adam’s apple Shaved!
Implants and facial reconstuction!
They can even have the chop (vaginoplasty)!
So what can you do?
How to prevent bringing that beautiful ‘girl’ home and end up crying in the corner washing your mouth out with rice wine!?
Here are the naughty nomad’s guaranteed ways to tell a ladyboy :
Tip 1) They are suspiciously easy or forward.
Remember – they’re guy too, they just wanna get laid.
Tip 2) The tit test
A maneuver that could save your ass! Implants are harder then normal breasts. A cheeky squeeze may seem rude, but can reveal a dude!
If you find this too forward, see if she has oddly big hands or feet.
Tip 3) Just fucking ask them!
Ladyboy’s usually don’t bother lying if you ask them. As for South East Asian girls – they won’t be insulted! They know there’s loads of hot ladyboys. Plus if they are ‘all women’, you have just knocked them down a peg with a neg.
Tip 4) They’re strangely attractive
Not just attractive, strangely attractive. The hottest girl I saw in Phnom Penh turned out the be a man! Remember there’s something about Mirium?
Tip 5) They have a penis
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
If she has a penis, you have two choices
b) think to yourself ”Man! It’s been a really long time…. maybe I’ll just ask them to turn around. I don’t want to be rude… Oh gee I really shouldn’t… well what if I… oh… hey…hey that’s…. that’s not bad… well it’s too late now I guess…”
Disclaimer: Option b) may include side effects like suicide and diarrhoea.
If it looks a vagina it probably is. Let your nose double check if you’re really paranoid!
I hope this guide helps you.
But remember! Not every girl who walks you to you in a bar in South East Asia is a ladyboy… some just want to rob you or get a passport!*
* Generalisation for comic effect, not the view of the author. The author has fortunately never got off with a ladyboy.