Ladyboy Survival Guide : Essential tips!

Thai Ladyboy

Yes, I’m sure you’re all convinced you can tell a guy in a dress!

Many an intrepid traveler will tell you they can tell a ladyboy a mile away. That may be true 90% of the time, but many a proud man has let the other 10% slip through the gaydar.

There is a reason why so many men fall for it!

Common myths can steer you wrong – and get you dong!

A ladybody CAN be:

  • Beautiful
  • Slim & Petite
  • Curvaceous
  • Very Feminine

They can get their Adam’s apple Shaved!

Implants and facial reconstuction!

They can even have the chop (vaginoplasty)!

So what can you do?

How to prevent bringing that beautiful ‘girl’  home and end up crying in the corner washing your mouth out with rice wine!?

"But he was really hot.."

Here are the naughty nomad’s  guaranteed ways to tell a ladyboy  :

Tip 1)  They are suspiciously easy or forward.

Remember – they’re guy too, they just wanna get laid.

Tip 2) The tit test

A  maneuver that could save your ass! Implants are harder then normal breasts. A cheeky squeeze may seem rude, but can reveal a dude!

If you find this too forward, see if she has oddly big hands or feet.

Tip 3) Just fucking ask them!

Ladyboy’s usually don’t bother lying if you ask them. As for South East Asian  girls – they won’t be insulted! They know there’s loads of hot ladyboys. Plus if they are ‘all women’, you have just knocked them down a peg with a neg.

Tip 4) They’re strangely attractive

Not just attractive, strangely attractive. The hottest girl I saw in Phnom Penh turned out the be a man! Remember there’s something about Mirium?

Tip 5) They have a penis

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

If she has a penis, you have two choices

a) run

b) think to yourself  “Man! It’s been a really long time…. maybe I’ll just ask them to turn around. I don’t want to be rude… Oh gee I really shouldn’t… well what if I… oh… hey…hey that’s…. that’s not bad… well it’s too late now I guess…”

Disclaimer: Option b) may include side effects like suicide and diarrhoea.

If it looks a vagina it probably is. Let your nose double check if you’re really paranoid!

I hope this guide helps you.

But remember! Not every girl who walks you to you in a bar  in South East Asia is a ladyboy…  some just want to rob you or get a passport!*

:)

* Generalisation  for comic effect, not the view of the author. The author has fortunately never got off with a ladyboy.

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35 Responses to Ladyboy Survival Guide : Essential tips!

  1. chris July 12, 2010 at 7:16 pm #

    So how many fake vaginas have you stuck your nose in? ;)

  2. Traveller July 13, 2010 at 6:41 am #

    Nomad,

    Send me your email please..

    I need to ask you something!

    Cheers

  3. ronalyn juan July 21, 2010 at 5:34 am #

    hellloooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    how r u??????????

  4. ronalyn juan July 21, 2010 at 5:36 am #

    we miss u, really
    specially my friend, jocelyn.
    remember us from philipphines

  5. Rian December 1, 2010 at 4:59 pm #

    This is the place that I wanna be next year, but this problem still haunting me, I dont wanna get up and realize that I fuc* with shemale. thanks for this info it helps me a lot :)

  6. Bob shaw December 19, 2010 at 6:43 am #

    That one in the photo is named Anne, works across the street from Jenny Star Bar in Pattaya, Walking Street.

    • Naughty Nomad December 19, 2010 at 9:12 am #

      You know her? Funny world..

  7. dana9 January 15, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    Yes, I

  8. erik April 3, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    This is the place that I wanna be next year, but this problem still haunting me, I dont wanna get up and realize that I fuc* with shemale. thanks for this info it helps me a lot :)
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  9. ElChristo June 7, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Looking some of your connaisseur advice here pal

    all by my self, i’m headin off to bangkok end of august for 3 weeks.. but the wild west of asia just seems more fun to me so was thinkin of stayin just 3 days in bkk then flying to phnom penh or something like that… what do you guys think i shud do ?

    o yea and I’ve never been to SE Asia

    • Naughty Nomad June 8, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

      Go to Cambodia.

  10. ElChristo June 7, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

    woops wrong thread

  11. Pieter July 10, 2011 at 7:31 am #

    NN,

    The best method I find to get rid of 99% ladyboys is called the “”Nipple Test””….almost similar to your implant test but with a slight change in execution.

    Normally a guy’s nipples are small and petite and a womens nipples are robust and much bigger than a guys nipples.
    …AND you get to feel a good ol nipple between your fingers as they are normally pretty anxious to proof they are not a ladyboy!
    :)

    And finally, do not assume that if they have a “”vagina”” it is the real deal…oh no no noooo ! But if you can marry the nipple test + vagina identification then you can be pretty sure it is probably a women.

    Happy travels!
    Pieter

  12. Pieter July 16, 2011 at 2:17 am #

    my point with the above nipple test is: even if they do the breast implant, the nipple will still be the same !

    In 3 weeks time….Bali here we come !

  13. name November 8, 2011 at 6:08 am #

    Another indicator is height. If they are taller than the typical girl, or a lot taller, it might point to being a ladyboy.

  14. name November 8, 2011 at 6:09 am #

    Also look for a slightly masculine jaw and brow, where the bone thickens the most. Some women have that already although. :/

  15. Anon February 8, 2012 at 6:16 am #

    If that girl in the Top pic is a ladyboy, i dont even care
    Would let her/him suck my dick/10

    • Baby baby October 29, 2013 at 8:48 pm #

      Except he looks like a man, masculine features, long torso and boob implants

      Most men tend to like masculine features these days. its pathetic.

  16. adam adam November 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

    Normally a guy’s nipples are small and petite and a womens nipples are robust and much bigger than a guys nipples.
    …AND you get to feel a good ol nipple between your fingers as they are normally pretty anxious to proof they are not a ladyboy!

  17. Greg February 5, 2013 at 3:47 pm #

    Thanks buddy. i visited with my gf before but my next trip in march 13 is as a single guy. Also you have a good blog, im researching the DR and have strolled across your blog several times. Keep up the good work and always say NO TO LADYBOYS FaGGSSS

  18. David March 28, 2013 at 2:50 am #

    I am an American and I have been to Thailand many times, first few times vacationing from Iraq (much needed R&R). My wife now is actually Thai (I did not expect that, but it is awesome and we have some beautiful future model kids).

    My first trip to Thailand, my Army buddy and I went to Nana and had NO CLUE that we were hanging out in a ladyboy bar buying drinks for the hot girls (ladyboys) sitting next to us. My friend bar fined his “girl” and took her back to the hotel. Lucky for me, instead of taking my “girl”, I wanted to go back and talk to this other real female that I met before. I saw my friend on the street about an hour later freaked out. In his hotel, he kissed her, sucked her tits and reached down and grabbed a COCK. He freaked out so much and wanted to beat the shit out of “her”. He fucked the first pussy carrying girl he could find just to feel like a man again. I had no clue his girl was a guy. I had to clue my “girl” was a guy. They are hot. Now I can tell 90% of them after being there so many times. You can always ask the girl if she is a ladyboy, but damn, if they are not, they get PISSED OFF, because you just said they look like a guy or something. Maybe just tell them I just wanted to ask because ladyboys have surgery to look so perfect, and baby, you just look so perfect so I asked. One clear way that we came up with, to help us know, and it really works. Most Thai women do not like getting fucked in the ass or swallowing cum. So when you meet this hot bargirl, before you bar fine her, you negotiate with her what you expect for the money, you tell her you want your dick sucked, balls lick, ass licked, fuck her mouth, fuck her pussy, fuck her ass, etc. If she has no problem with you fucking her ass, stop, and proceed with caution. A typical gay guy, turned female, LADYBOY, has not problem with that. If she tells you HELL NO, then you can feel more confident in buying her another drink. Just something we learned. Hope this helps.

  19. Vallin SFAS August 24, 2013 at 2:48 am #

    But…I LOVE ladyboys and transgenders! My whole point of traveling. You can confirm this by looking me up on Fetlife and Facebook.

  20. Rutvik November 10, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

    But if we really want to fuck ladyboy with our cock,is it nessesory that he/she will also fuck us with her dick…..?????

    • Rutvik November 10, 2013 at 7:25 pm #

      Like normal girls,ladyboy cannot deal with us…????
      if i just want to fuck her ass, but i dont want to take her dick in my mouth,infact except anal sex i dont want anything from her/him…..is it possible?…such kind of deal possible happily….????
      without problems like robbing,fighting etc…..

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