Ménage à trois in Hong Kong ;)

It’s 5 AM and I stumble out of Neptunes 2, a rather sleazy establishment in Wan Chai. I’m nicely sauced, courtesy of an Indian millionaire I befriended during the night. The sun was coming up; it hurt my eyes. I find myself alone, patrolling the main strip in search of a taxi. Although I hadn’t scored, my mood was merry nonetheless.  A giggling duo cross my path. They were cute, with caramel complexions. I don”t hesitate…

ME: “Hey, where are guys from?”

GIRL 1: “We’re from the Philippines…”

ME: “Really! I’m going there in two days!?”

GIRL 1: “Wow! You will have fun..”

GIRL 2: “Because you are handsome!”

ME: “Ha! Thank you! You too!”

I continued on my way.

GIRL 1: “Hey, where are you going now?”

ME: “Home. I’m going home.”

GIRL 2: “No, stay with us!”

ME: “No, I should go home. It’s morning.”

GIRL 1: “Come on, we will buy you a drink!”

GIRL 2: “Yeah, come on!”

How could I resist?

True to their word, they brought me to the nearest disco bar and got me a beer. It tasted sweet. I played it shy and innocent, just happy to get a free drink! Before I even had a chance to sit down, the girls grabbed my hands and pulled me to an empty dance floor. They bumped & grinded around me. Everyone stared. It was a Mark sandwich. I felt like a god. Things were going well, too well…

We got a table and started chatting. The conversation was lighthearted and I tried to be charming and funny. Everything was going smoothly. But alas, I was approaching the end of my bottle. I had already told them I was only staying for one drink. The gig was up. The girls start smiling at each other and speaking Tagalog. What was going on? I didn’t know where I stood, the whole situation seemed strange.

GIRL 2: “OK, I think we go home now..”

My heart sunk. They got up to leave.

GIRL 1: “Let’s get a taxi.. Where do you live?”

ME: “Kowloon…”

GIRL 2: “You are a lucky guy tonight… Let’s go!”

BINGO.

Yes, 20 minutes later I had two sexy Filipinas laid out naked on my bed waiting to be fucked…

What happened next I’ll leave to your imagination!

;) ;) ;)

After orgasms all round, we exchanged pictures and phone numbers. They kissed me goodbye and left..

I couldn’t go to sleep. I got dressed, went outside, got myself a beer in the nearest 7/11 and just walked around. The streets were swarmed with people going to work. I wondered the streets of Hong Kong, beer in hand at 8 in the morning. People stared. I didn’t care. I felt utterly liberated. It was the best feeling in the whole fucking world.

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31 Responses to Ménage à trois in Hong Kong ;)

  1. Alex July 1, 2010 at 7:16 am #

    Awesome story! Ahh, all girls should be like that, shouldn’t they? :)

  2. mrkillian July 1, 2010 at 11:56 pm #

    another story you didn’t fill me in on? you’re breaking my balls here mark

    • naughtynomad July 2, 2010 at 1:42 am #

      WTF?
      I’ve even showed you pics numb nuts!

  3. woodynyou July 6, 2010 at 7:14 pm #

    Great post. I’ve always found Phillapina’s to be sexy and very playful. Sounds like a great night.

  4. The Rookie July 8, 2010 at 12:45 pm #

    nice. post some pics!

  5. Jaz July 26, 2010 at 9:03 pm #

    Although I enjoy your storytelling, I sometimes ponder if it is just that, storytelling. :)

    • naughtynomad July 26, 2010 at 9:15 pm #

      You obviously haven’t met me Jasmine from Vietnam ;)
      You will be glad to know this is BS-free zone!

      • Jaz August 1, 2010 at 9:48 pm #

        I figured you would say something to that effect. I really just wanted to give you crap, true or not. :) P.S. I haven’t met you, and I’m not from Vietnam. Obviously, I’m not who you think I am.

        • naughtynomad August 2, 2010 at 1:58 am #

          Touché. You IP address suggests Wyoming, USA.

  6. Mark July 29, 2010 at 9:15 pm #

    Man, reminds me of Indonesia.. you feel like a damn king after something like this happens.. basically your story reminded me of the good times and makes me want to go back out and live the expat life.. thanks for cheering me up dude!

  7. Jaz August 2, 2010 at 2:50 am #

    freaky and true.

  8. bhodisatta September 13, 2010 at 10:13 pm #

    You are a God to me.

  9. Djrouxy November 15, 2010 at 8:59 am #

    Next time to wanchai try the bar Fenwick on Fenwick street. I’m sure you will like it.

  10. Awesome ! March 22, 2011 at 7:21 am #

    You are a damn lucky bastard !!. I envy you :D
    Keep rocking !!

  11. Charger August 16, 2011 at 6:59 am #

    Ah the impromtu 3some!
    They always sneak up on me, I’m as little sauced, and the next thing I know there’s three of us in the taxi heading back to someone’s place.
    The last time this happened to me was at Stadium a few months ago in Jakarta. :)

  12. Phill September 1, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    I had my threesome shot with a German and Italian. Going back to the hotel (gold coast) Queensland Australia and my mates have the fukn keys. They finally arrive to let me in and do the deed and my mate ends up with the German and I grab the gorgeous Italian flag.

    Fuk. Haha but 20 countries in the next year I will get my shot again. Alot of them the idea came from this site. Thanks Mark

  13. Nassim September 20, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    No fucking way!!! hahaha, great website too, a lot of useful information

  14. Juls October 2, 2011 at 9:29 pm #

    hahaha! I was actually doing research for my trip to Sarajevo and your site came up! Can’t believe you got a 3-some in HK for free! (I’m from HK, local born and bred HK-Chinese and now living in London) I guess it helps that you are quite cute. If you aren’t then they probably would charge you for it. ;)

    Lucky git, I don’t even get offered that by 2 guys! hahahha. :)

  15. Juls October 2, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    oh by the way, Fenwick has closed down and now that place is another establishment. But that happens in HK a lot anyway, old place shuts and new place opens. All same same. :)

  16. Pattaya Bill November 13, 2011 at 7:41 pm #

    …Hong Kong is pretty badass! Had a great few days there last year. Surprisingly, lots of beautiful and full bodied African girls abound. But my only hookup was on my last night with a super cute Filipina I met at Neptunes (I forget which)… Beautiful smile, awesome body, great fun all around. Kinda happened late in the game like your 3-some but, I had to pay over a hundred US! But OMG was it worth it…

  17. mendoz December 24, 2011 at 7:04 am #

    Damn … This is what I wanna do travel an get laid … The only thing that stops me is lack of money . How do you come up wit the money

    • Naughty Nomad December 24, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

      It’s not expensive.. I just work and leave

  18. Situasian January 14, 2012 at 3:59 am #

    Those chics were definitely pro from the sound of it, u just shored them easy as shit, actually they fkn shored themselves ya lucly cunt hahaha top story

  19. wanchaimaster February 22, 2012 at 10:00 pm #

    Well this happens all the time. In Wanchai so easy to meet Filipinas or indonesian. You can bring home one or more girls for free is just easy.
    The rule is never to pay a drink to a girl, then you will get the girl(s).

    And the funny thing is that most foreigners will pay drink to girls, and then many girls will ask money for sex. When you don’t pay anything, but be nice, you just get the girls for free, because it’s nicer for them to go sleep in your place rather than their tiny rooms. They have nothing to lose.

  20. Bob March 3, 2012 at 10:35 pm #

    Dude, take a story-telling lesson from tucker max. It’s an art.

  21. botman August 19, 2012 at 5:29 am #

    dude it sounds like you have had kikass time.

    but just wondering if Nomad has STD problems from so many encounters!

  22. theo November 22, 2012 at 2:33 am #

    Oh man! that was god status achieved! Let’s do that again bro!

  23. geoffrey October 23, 2013 at 4:55 am #

    New Makati in Wanchai…trust me…unless you don’t like SE Asian girls…

  24. Flyguy June 8, 2014 at 8:27 pm #

    I call bullshit.
    At 6am in Wanchai the only women left on the strip are those too fkn ugly to get taken home hours before. Or maybe they were and you got sloppy seconds…
    Any bitches still hangin around at 6am are on the game, and those girls go nowhere for free.

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