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Malta Reloaded

Malta Reloaded

Some of you may remember last year when me and my crew stormed the island in the Siege of Malta. So last weekend the Naughty Nomad decided to pop in to see how things were going… The reason I returned? Well during the last Siege I sadly lost one of crew, Cut-throat, to the heart […]

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Malta Island Guide

Malta Island Guide

Malta in a word: Underrated. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.50 for a pint in nightclub. Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: €15 for an 1/8 Board: €7 for a main course. Budget other: If you […]

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The Siege of Malta

The Mission: Capture my Maltese flag, in style. I hit the ground cold and I had a week. Dressed as a Leprechaun Pirate, I stormed the island with my new crew: Genocide Glen, Pillaging Paul & Cut-throat K. Many women fell prey to our charms but I wasn’t interested in just a flag. Any man […]

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