The zone, in flow, on form – it all means the same thing. Well this nomad is on form. During the Siege of the Adriatic, I pulled off some impressive f closes with a handful of HBs from 5 different countries. That said, I kept the standard high too. Last night in Dublin, I had two […]
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Snapshot guides
I generally don’t think I’ve gotten a feel for a city unless I’ve spent at least 2-4 nights there, depending on the size of the place. As such, I’ve always felt full city guides for certain locations could not be justified . However, I certainly feel I can give you guys some good advice on places I’ve […]
Trawling
“Trawling” is a word used to describe the unsavory act of picking up unattractive women. The net is cast out, and whatever fish you catch will do. Sometimes a man will trawl a whale, sometimes a prawn. Trawling usually occurs when a man is drunk and extremely horny. While it is not an ideal practice, […]
Prawn
A “Prawn” is a girl with a nice body yet unattractive facial features. Similar to the shellfish, you disregard the head and chow on the body. Prawns are often picked up by horny guys who are “Trawling“. The word prawn has the same meaning as “Butterface” or “Bobfoc”. Personally, I’m allergic.
5 reasons you should peacock more
So me and 3 friends are on our 19th consecutive night dressed as Irish/Mexican Pirates. Last night, in the siege of Sarajevo, all four of us hooked up with girls. I even managed to swoop a sexy Argentine behind her boyfriend’s back. Guys – don’t bring your girlfriends to hostels! Beware of boisterous buccaneers who […]
The Limerick of Budva
A pirate danced with his crew, He stumbled upon a hot Jew, A body to thrill, He went for the kill, Oh man was she able to screw. and screw… and screw… and screw.
The 10 second K-close
So a few nights ago I was in Thessaloniki, Greece; home to some of the most beautiful women in the Mediterranean. After hearing a good K-closing technique from a friend, I decided to put it into practice. For my first attempt, I went for a 19 yo hottie at a university concert in Kamara. Result – I managed […]
The Siege of the Adriatic
The Siege of the Adriatic (aka the A-Z of of the Adriatic sea) was a trip undertaken by me and three old friends in September 2010. We spent nearly a month in the Balkans, and every single night we went out dressed as Mexican Pirates. It’s was an non-stop party of booze, ganja and girls. The route… Athens to Zadar We […]
Diary of a Drug Smuggler (Shashamane, Ethiopia)
For those of you who don’t know, Shashamane is to Rastafari what Mecca is to Islam. The word “Ras” comes from the Amharic word “head” or “duke”, and the word “Tarfari” being the pre-regal name of Emperor Haile Selassie 1 of Ethiopia, said to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ or Jah. The movement may […]
