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The 10 second K-close

So a few nights ago I was in Thessaloniki, Greece; home to some of the most beautiful women in the Mediterranean.

After hearing a good K-closing technique from a friend, I decided to put it into practice.  For my first attempt, I went for a 19 yo hottie at a university concert in Kamara. Result – I managed to K-close within 10 seconds! Same with my second attempt, an even hotter chick only minutes later!!! Furthermore, it’s worked 2/2 times in Kosovo and 4/7 times in Macedonia, nearly all within 10 seconds!!!

What is magical routine you ask?

Firstly, I should mention on all of my approaches, I was dressed as a Mexican Pirate, sporting a sombrero and a fake sword; peacocking like crazy. As for the actually routine, this is best explained by example. I will use the script from my first attempt.

Me: Hi! What’s your name? (going for handshake)

Her: Sofia.. (Give best ‘flirty’ handshake, slow and held that little but longer. Gauge her reaction –  if receptive, continue.)

Me: My name’s Mark…. (Pause, looking disturbed)  Hey, are those real? (Pull on her eyelashes)

Her: (looking confused): Of course!

Me: I don’t believe you!

Her: They are!

Me: Close your eyes. (She closes her eyes)

Kiss her!

Start off with a prolonged peck; gauge reaction; continue if you feel she’s digging it.

I haven’t got a bad reaction once! In Macedonia, this even started the ball rolling for a one night stand! They love it! Try it out now guys!!!

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17 Responses to The 10 second K-close

  1. mrkillian September 8, 2010 at 7:52 pm #

    pretty sure i’ve been using a version of this for the last 4 years haha

  2. DeeJayZone September 9, 2010 at 6:21 am #

    Nice to hear that you had nice time in Macedonia. 😉
    Have fun on you tour thru Balkans!

  3. James September 10, 2010 at 9:44 am #

    Tried it last night.. It WORKED!!! You’re a genius! Thanks man!

  4. MTG October 12, 2010 at 10:42 am #

    Get this information off the internet. Now

  5. Jimmy Wang January 15, 2011 at 1:57 am #

    Hey, do you think this would work in the US? Just curious as to your impression of us.

  6. dtrertt August 24, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

    yee yee greece, bulgaria, turkey? What you will see in belgrade? Bombs and uranium

  7. john February 26, 2012 at 6:06 pm #

    DO you realy need a pirate outfit for this?

    • Naughty Nomad February 26, 2012 at 6:56 pm #

      No, but its helps 😉

  8. Anno March 7, 2012 at 10:12 am #

    Does it work with reserved and shy girls? Won’t they just push you away?

    • Naughty Nomad March 8, 2012 at 12:14 am #

      They probably will…

  9. Anno March 8, 2012 at 1:47 am #

    So better with lose women? Haha. How wld u game shy games in clubs den?? Haha thanksss !!!!

  10. TheViking March 15, 2013 at 8:38 am #

    Have you ever tried this with anyone older than 25? This seems like something that would only work on the younger crowd 😛

    [Zolo: No, actually. I like ’em young though]

  11. Doosh March 16, 2013 at 5:17 pm #

    Awesome routine! Just confused about YOUR eyes (no homo) — are they closed as well, when you go for the “prolonged peck”.

    I imagine it quite weired if they would be open.

    In your experience, with the girls, that liked it, did they open their eyes first in a little amazement/fear?

  12. Mike March 17, 2013 at 8:12 pm #

    Hey Mark,

    awesome routine! One question: Do you have your eyes closed when doing the first prolonged peck? Does the girl open them in suprise/shock before getting into it?

    • Naughty Nomad March 18, 2013 at 3:41 am #


  13. Jason- June 25, 2014 at 9:54 am #

    but what happens if she says that they’re not real? haha


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