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Ulaanbaatar City Guide

Ulaanbaatar City Guide

Ulaanbaatar in a word: Drab. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €2 a beer. Bed: €10 for a private  room. Bud: €5 per gram. Board: €3 for a pizza. Budget other: Sometimes clubs have a cover charge, €5-ish. Currency Conversion Overview Ulaanbaatar is […]

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Shanghai City Guide

Shanghai City Guide

Shanghai in a word: Energetic. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1 a beer. Bed: €12 for a private  room. Bud: €30 for a big block of hash. Board: €1 for a meal. Budget other: It’s a big city, so budget for […]

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War Zone Safety Guide!

LISTEN UP MAGGOT! So you think you’re hard son? You think  you got what it takes huh? Y’all tired o’those pansy faggot tourist trails? HUH!? Well… I hope you know what you got yourselves in fur.. Ok, so maybe you done time… seen some action… Well guess what? YOU AIN’T SHIT! Afghanistan & Irac are for PUSSIES! Hell […]

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Phnom Penh City Guide

Phnom Penh City Guide

Note: This article is over 5 years old. Some of the information provided may be unreliable. Phnom Penh in a word: Playground. C.O.H: 4.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 4.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  $1.50 a beer. Bed: €3 for a private  room. Bud: Practically free! Board: €2 for a […]

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Hong Kong City Guide

Hong Kong City Guide

Hong Kong in a word: Crazy. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3.5 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €4 a pint Bed: €15 for a private  room. Bud: €50 for a 1/2 oz. Board: €5 for a basic meal. Budget other: Hong Kong is expensive and taxis from Hong Kong […]

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Jakarta City Guide

Jakarta City Guide

Jakarta in a word: Huge. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €1 Bed: €10-15 for a private room Bud: €10 per finger Board: €1 for a basic meal. Budget other: If you don’t book in advance you could end up shelling out for a […]

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Abroad…

Man! Writing these guides just brings back fond memories. Nothing like the incredible excitement you feel when you get a strange new city or even a familiar favourite. Why is it when you’re not travelling you always feel like you’re missing out on something? …Oh, I know.  BECAUSE YOU ARE. I look at pictures of tanned, toned half-naked ladies  and […]

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Kampala City Guide

Kampala City Guide

Kampala in a word: Bootylicious. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €.90 Bed: €12 for  a private Bud: €1 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Some of the best white water rafting in the world! Budget around €80 Currency Conversion Overview […]

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