This guide is from 2010 and may be outdated. I recommend you click here for a newer, more comprehensive guide. Boracay in a word: Paradise-ish. Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €.60 for a bottle of San Miguel. Bed: […]
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The Limerick of Dusseldorf
Armed with sombreros in indigo, We dressed up as pirates from Mexico, The laugh of the city, They sure did look silly, But at the end of the night got fellatio. 😉 When was the last time you peakcocked?
Phuket Island Guide
Phuket in a word: Hedonistic. Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €8 for a central private room. Bud: €50 for 3-4 grams. Board: €3-4 for most meals. Budget other: Some places […]
Kuching City Guide
Kuching in a word: Absorbing. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a pint. Bed: €5 for the cheapest private room. Bud: €12-15 per 1/8. Board: €2-3 for most meals. Budget other: Prepare to drink – […]
The Last 10 Great Adventures
Ever wanted a real adventure? A journey that tested you to the limit, got your heart racing, made you feel alive? A great adventure is all about risk, danger and excitement. Alas, in a world where “off the beaten track” is somewhere with two hotels and guided tours, where is the action really at? I’m not talking […]
28 Days Later…
Ever think of giving your dick a break? Even the noble penis requires time to rest and reflect. To look back at his accomplishments, his drunken failures, his scars. He thinks about the future too. After all, he’s got a message the whole world needs to know about. Without him, you a shell; a robot […]
5 Most Dangerous Countries for Backpackers
Fancy a rush? Let’s face it, danger is a turn on. Here are my Top 5 locations for a dance with danger. If you are considering visiting any of the places below I recommend you read my WAR ZONE SAFETY GUIDE. 5. Iraq Needless to say, parts of Iraq are pretty unstable due to the […]
Kuta City Guide (Bali)
Kuta in a word: Party! Chance of Hooking up: 4.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1 for a bintang. Bed: €5 for the cheapest private room Bud: €5 per gram Board: €2-3 for most meals. Budget other: Rent a moto and […]
Ménage à trois in Hong Kong ;)
The story of my first threesome.