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How to learn a language fast!

How to learn a language fast!

Acquiring a language is easy! If you learn the fun way ūüėČ Language also opens a world of¬†possibilities¬†for meeting exotic women! The problem is the way in which languages are taught in school. That shit is OUTDATED! Just use the Naughty Nomad method: Step 1) Pick your language (see Figure 1 below) Step 2) Pick […]

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At World's End

At World's End

Picture this ‚Äď Christmas morning and you‚Äôre overlooking a place called¬†‚Äėparadise bay‚Äô, a spectacular coastal inlet dotted with awesome icebergs of all shapes and sizes. A white blanket of snow dominates the landscape on shore, presenting a stark beauty. A hot sun casts a saffron hue and renders glaciers electric blue. The ocean is completely […]

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How to Slay a Vampire ;)

DO NOT READ: if you are one of those¬†politically¬†correct wankers or have a vagina… or fangs. ¬†This author is not Anti-Vampire or¬†culturally¬†insensitive, but he does ¬†rock. ¬†He also enjoys¬†spicy¬†food, and has a thing for alternative chicks. ¬†Now… What if I told Vampires were REAL? Would you believe me? I’n not talking about little goth kids […]

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How to get a private pyramid tour

How to get a private pyramid tour

Step 1: Arrive after closing time, but before the sun sets. Step 2: Walk around the parameter eastwards and wonder into the backstreets surrounding the security fence. There‚Äôs a KFC nearby, but that can wait. Get talking to the locals about getting in through the ‚Äúback‚ÄĚ entrance. Step 3: You will introduced to a guide; […]

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