Girls, Travel & Money. Three things the average man could never get enough off. Until now. It’s time in enjoy the spoils of the information revolution. In this wired global village, there is a new breed of man. The Digital Nomad, guys who harness the power of the internet to become location-less. Men who have the freedom to do what […]
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The Naughty Nomad Travel Kit ;)
I travel with just a carry-on 25 Litre army backpack everywhere I go, so I know how important space is! Now I’m not going to tell you to pack 3 pairs of self-washable super socks that that double as small towels; or to bring a special penknife that turns into a small life raft with a […]
War Zone Safety Guide!
LISTEN UP MAGGOT! So you think you’re hard son? You think you got what it takes huh? Y’all tired o’those pansy faggot tourist trails? HUH!? Well… I hope you know what you got yourselves in fur.. Ok, so maybe you done time… seen some action… Well guess what? YOU AIN’T SHIT! Afghanistan & Irac are for PUSSIES! Hell […]
How to learn a language fast!
Acquiring a language is easy! If you learn the fun way 😉 Language also opens a world of possibilities for meeting exotic women! The problem is the way in which languages are taught in school. That shit is OUTDATED! Just use the Naughty Nomad method: Step 1) Pick your language (see Figure 1 below) Step 2) Pick […]
Ladyboy Survival Guide : Essential tips!
Yes, I’m sure you’re all convinced you can tell a guy in a dress! Many an intrepid traveler will tell you they can tell a ladyboy a mile away. That may be true 90% of the time, but many a proud man has let the other 10% slip through the gaydar. There is a reason why so […]
How to get a private pyramid tour
Step 1: Arrive after closing time, but before the sun sets. Step 2: Walk around the parameter eastwards and wonder into the backstreets surrounding the security fence. There’s a KFC nearby, but that can wait. Get talking to the locals about getting in through the “back” entrance. Step 3: You will introduced to a guide; […]