Well, let me tell you the tale of wandering Colin, a fellow Irishman, and an adventure he took that made …
LISTEN UP MAGGOT!
So you think you’re hard son?
You think you got what it takes huh?
Y’all tired o’those pansy faggot tourist trails? HUH!?
Well… I hope you know what you got yourselves in fur..
Ok, so maybe you done …