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Edinburgh: A Hatrick of Limericks

The Cockblocker

Having fun with some chick last weekend,
I was crudely cockblocked by her friend,
So I picked up my drink,
And with a smile and a wink,
Dumped the whole thing on her head.

The Dry Patch

With many long months of a lag,
My mate was in need of a shag,
Before he could cry,
He met a nice Thai,
She banged him and earned him a flag.

The Bad Decision

I was kissing a cute little Scot,
Then went for an Arab more hot,
She didn’t come home,
I end up alone,
Fuck should have stayed with the Scot!

The Crew

 

7 Responses to Edinburgh: A Hatrick of Limericks

  1. Fred Tracy September 6, 2011 at 2:23 am #

    Win! Nice. 🙂

  2. Shard September 11, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    There was a young lady of Leek
    Who menstruated seven days every week?
    “There is no time for poking”
    Said her boyfriend near choking
    With a solitary tear on his cheek

    • Naughty Nomad September 11, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

      Priceless!

  3. huntyhotknob August 16, 2012 at 8:43 am #

    There was a young man called dave
    Who found a dead whore in a cave
    he said its disgusting
    it only needs dusting
    and look at the money you save

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