Edinburgh: A Hatrick of Limericks

The Cockblocker

Having fun with some chick last weekend,
I was crudely cockblocked by her friend,
So I picked up my drink,
And with a smile and a wink,
Dumped the whole thing on her head.

The Dry Patch

With many long months of a lag,
My mate was in need of a shag,
Before he could cry,
He met a nice Thai,
She banged him and earned him a flag.

The Bad Decision

I was kissing a cute little Scot,
Then went for an Arab more hot,
She didn’t come home,
I end up alone,
Fuck should have stayed with the Scot!

The final night siege with the new American crew member Jezebel Jessica.

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6 Responses to “Edinburgh: A Hatrick of Limericks”

Fred Tracy Says:

September 6th, 2011 at 2:23 am
Win! Nice.
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September 11th, 2011 at 11:41 am
There was a young lady of Leek
Who menstruated seven days every week?
“There is no time for poking”
Said her boyfriend near choking
With a solitary tear on his cheek
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September 11th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Priceless!
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