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A Christmas Threesome ♬ (With Video)

Merry Christmas folks!

To honor the season I’ve produced a short poem and video. It’s based on a magical menage a trois I enjoyed last week. Oh… and tinklebell shows up in the end to give me a blowie!

Enjoy!

 

A Christmas Threesome

T’was the night before Christmas,

in Harlem, New York.

Where I sat in my flat

drinking beer by the quart.

When in through the window came good auld St. Nick,

to ask me a question I first thought a trick.

“Mr. Mark Zolo, you’ve been naughty or nice?

I’ve check under naughty—but you’re on the list twice!”

“A mistake,” I assured, “I’ve been a good lad.

‘The naughty nomad’ is a name—a facade!”

“You Irish are chancers!” said jolly St.Nick,

“But I got you a gift that will sit on your dick.”

I queried to Santa, “What you got, may I ask?”

“A beaut,” harked Santa, “with a phat Spanish ass.”

With a great hearty laugh, he produced from his sack,

A Dominican lass—and baby got back.

“But wait there is more!” said Nick with a bellow.

“Some boobies so big they jiggle like jello!”

And from his red sack, a second girl plopped—

An African gal, who looked photo-shopped.

Santa then told me, “They’re both 21.

Big asses, big titties, I’m sure you’ll have fun!”

And out through the window, Santa leaped on his sleigh,

alone with my toys I could finally play.

They gave me a lap dance and began making out,

We tore off our clothes and we tossed them about.

We feasted on genitals, and foddled and fucked,

Everyone cumming so hard that they shook.

A night of enchantment,

I’ll remember forever.

Thank you St.Nick.

Best. Christmas. Ever.

6 Responses to A Christmas Threesome ♬ (With Video)

  1. Ali S December 24, 2014 at 12:01 pm #

    Hahaha that was a class act, you should do more – it will do wonders for your YouTube channel. Absolutely hilarious, well written and brilliantly performed. But I was hoping you’d give us a glimpse of St Nick’s ‘presents’ 🙁

  2. Remo December 29, 2014 at 7:40 pm #

    Funny ‘lucky’ bastard ;D

    Lovin your work bro

    Merry Christmas

  3. Matthew December 30, 2014 at 4:21 am #

    I can’t wait to hear the full story!!!!

  4. Griff March 1, 2015 at 12:40 pm #

    Hilarious! But how did she get your penis into her tiny mouth??

    Oh of course – obvious really – sorry mate 😉

    • Naughty Nomad March 4, 2015 at 12:15 am #

      She actually crawls up my ass and tickles me. Works wonders.

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