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To My Haters… (a poem)

You don’t get a million hits without garnering a faithful bunch of envious, conceited pricks to rain on your parade. I actually get strangely giddy reading posts, comments and mail from my haters, so I thought I’d reciprocate with a sextet of verses…


To my haters…

You say I am crazy, you say I am haughty,

A hedon who dabbles in everything naughty.

Feminists, betas and PUA hate,

All those who doubt me, who slander and slate.


I do have an ego, for that I am guilty,

I’m shallow, I’m reckless and sometimes I’m filthy.

I may be an addict – for beautiful faces,

I may be a nut – going dangerous places.


But you know I find, is much more deploring?

Monogamy, the rat race – now that shit is boring.

I’d prefer to be drinking, gaming and scoring,

Or off in the wild,  getting high and exploring.


When it comes to the ladies, I know you get green,

So many flags, some only sixteen.

Now some of my views, I may change with age,

but while I am young, I am hunting for strange.


When it comes to travel, I know you feel strife,

I’d seen more last year, than you’ll in your life.

In your concrete jungle, you’re a 9 to 5 leech,

While I’m in the jungle, on a mountain or beach.


So hate all you want, I’ll keep rolling in style,

With a girl on my arm, and cheeky bright smile.

If we ever do meet, I hope you are fit,

to get to your knees,

…and munch on my shit.



34 Responses to To My Haters… (a poem)

  1. Lumiere January 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

    Niiiiiiiiicee !!

    Maybe a typo here though? Now some of views, I may change with age,

  2. Lee January 6, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

    This excellent, funny and honest man’s site has done so much to make me think of the wonderful possibilities outside of my own country, that I reference the site almost daily.

    Here 2 pieces of good advice to the haters:

    1, Unplug your computer and venture outside for at least 4 hours per day. There is a wonderful and wild world just waiting for you to discover. Try it.
    2, Above all else, remember this. Someone else’s success doesn’t mean your don’t hate, just go get yours.

  3. Ben January 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    Dude that is some lame shit. If there are haters then ignore the jealous fools but don’t go writing childish shit like this as it just makes you look beta. Haters gonna hate,if you’re having a good time then why do you give a fuck??
    Keep up the good work on the site ( but no more gay poems like this,you’re not 12 ).

    • Naughty Nomad January 6, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

      I doesn’t bother me that I get hate. This poem only serves to inspire more! haha

      • Dave May 27, 2014 at 10:00 am #

        you Irish cunt.

  4. Darren January 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

    Awesome poem, id like to see what the haters say about you and then id like to see what their own lives are actually like.

  5. Darren January 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm #

    Ben, writing witty poems is not gay. But actually caring about whether writing a poem would make you seem gay, now thats what makes you look like an omega.

  6. Doyler January 6, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

    Long time reader, first time poster. Nice poem man, gave me a hearty aul chuckle. Well done.

  7. Anonymous January 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm #

    *whistles appreciatively and throws small change*

  8. Biggie January 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

    Fuck the Haters – I love reading your post its entertaining and always funny people need to stop being so judgemental and lighten up if you don’t like the site don’t read it. You really need to write a book about your experiences or at least make a Cinemax -soft porn movie

  9. Tim January 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

    Nice, add a beat and and it can be cool freestyle 🙂

  10. Adnan January 6, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    Poem’s kinda funny but I have to agree with Ben. When you start to address the haters, you’re just starting towards the vicious circles.

  11. Patrick January 6, 2012 at 6:21 pm #

    You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!

  12. William January 6, 2012 at 6:28 pm #

    Don’t hate the player, hate the game))))

  13. Heartbeat January 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm #

    Sounds like they’re getting to you. You’re lifestyle is forcing some people to reflect on their own life’s; they’re hating you for making them feel inadequate.

    Stick to what you do well – (Clue: it isn’t poetry)

  14. flyfreshandyoung January 7, 2012 at 4:38 am #

    Me likey.

    Poems like this will inspire more butthurtedness, which is good. Haters mean you’re doing it right.

  15. Shardy January 7, 2012 at 11:42 am #


    Don’t get hassled by envious comments. Keep flagging on and posting. I like to read them for the innocent fun you have..though some do raise red flag for me like one you posted i think it was about taking advantage of the poor people


  16. Brian Mark January 7, 2012 at 2:36 pm #

    I have no problem w/ your actions and you could bang half the women in the world and that’s fine. What I don’t like about your site is that your stories are like “cotton candy” – all fluff and no substance. You could have a great blog, but instead you cheat your readers out of details and provide no pictures. You must be the only traveler in the world that doesn’t take pictures of the places he goes and the people he meets!

    • Naughty Nomad January 7, 2012 at 6:32 pm #

      @Brian_Mark: That point is taken. The lack of pics thing comes up a lot. I’ll address this. Next week I do a pics only post 🙂

  17. Brian Mark January 7, 2012 at 8:31 pm #

    I look forward to it. I’m sure you have a many great ones!!!! Have fun!

  18. jerry January 8, 2012 at 9:17 pm #

    Unfortunately haters come with territory, as you get higher up. The higher the levels the higher the devils.

  19. Castor Troy January 8, 2012 at 9:19 pm #

    Bahahahahaha….this is pure gold. Well done.

  20. jerry January 8, 2012 at 9:21 pm #

    Actually Ben its a very inspirational poem. It will wake some up and get them thinking that they might be the ones that are childish. Eventually you either wither away in hate and resentment or you wake up and realize that your currently reality sucks and do something about it.

  21. Ben January 10, 2012 at 2:36 pm #


    Mate,re read my post,I never said that writing poems was gay,I said that Nomads poem was gay,as in it was shite which it was.

    There is an Arabic phrase “the dog barks but the caravan rolls on by”. Let the haters hate,most will just be jealous,others will have valid reasons to dislike Nomads lifestyle and actions but writing poems as some kind of retort shows that they have got under your skin. Don’t let them. Do you think Brad Pitt writes poems when people hate on him? No he just chuckles to himself and goes and fucks Angelina in his million dollar home. If you’re secure then haters don’t matter.

  22. Tim January 11, 2012 at 4:44 am #

    At the first of your verse I was inspired to change my life. At the end I was inspired to change my pants.

  23. monty January 11, 2012 at 7:52 am #

    Naughty we never knew you were a poet too, great work..rather a picture of yourself penned down. the flow of all the poetry is good but you could have ended at a better note(could have given a chance for your haters to refine themselves) use of s*** word in last doesn’t seem to go with the above text…

  24. Situasian January 11, 2012 at 1:20 pm #

    Stop fkn readin into and over analyzing this u idiots, NN could give 2 fucks about the haters, u think he has the time between immersing in the cultures of the world and banging miss nations everywhere? The poem is for shits and giggles and haters have their place too – controversy means ur doin something noteworthy. One poem every bluemoon does not mean ur being bothered by it, now if he wrote one every second week it’d be a different story! Anyways, dude doesn’t even need me defending him one bit cus the reality of it is that the extent of the fk he does not give to all this bickering about whether he should have or should not have written the poem is massive! So read the crap poem (sorry bro luv ya and luv it too but it is crap haha) and fkn giggle as that is the original intent of the author and move the fk on! Fk me sideways with a broomstick some fkn ppl…

  25. Nestorius January 17, 2012 at 9:06 pm #

    “In your concrete jungle, you’re a 9 to 5 leech,
    While I’m in the jungle, on a mountain or beach.”


  26. Critty February 20, 2012 at 8:09 am #

    Naaaaiiiiceeeee 😀 😀 😀 .. Fukall haters 😀 😀 😀 lol..

  27. Socialkenny PUA March 17, 2012 at 12:08 am #

    Lmao you got a little skills with the poetry.I’ll give you that though.

    Didn’t those clowns at PUA Hate dedicated a forum topic or some shit to you in order to diss you?I never checked it out though but they dissing you hard from what I seen in the search results.In fact,if you google Naughty Nomad PUA,1 of the top results is the PUA Hate article on you.

  28. Fuckface August 27, 2012 at 6:05 am #

    I wish I had a life like yours. I have had sex in way too long now.

  29. splooge April 27, 2013 at 3:19 am #

    Some only 16? I assume they were legal in that country

    • Naughty Nomad April 27, 2013 at 3:46 pm #


  30. splooge April 30, 2013 at 6:31 am #

    arent you worried the feds may find this blog and put you on trial for pedophilia n shit?

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