Phuket in a word: Hedonistic.
Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5
Quality of Girls: 3 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 4 / 5
City guide ratings explained
Beer: Around €2 for a 330ml bottle.
Bed: €8 for a central private room.
Bud: €50 for 3-4 grams.
Board: €3-4 for most meals.
Budget other: Some places close at 6.00 AM. That’s a lot of drinking time.
The heart of the action is centred around Bangla Road, Patong. This is where you need to be. Sure it’s sleazy, but it’s right by the beach, there’s a ridiculous amount of women and the night life is insane. This is my favourite spot in Thailand. Welcome to sex central; a hedonist’s paradise.
First and foremost, the majority of girls around Bangla are working girls or p4p, plain and simple. That said, this is not always the case and it doesn’t mean you need to pay for it anyway. This is a prime location for shoring. Secondly, these girls are hot as hell (see video below) and you can find some grade A Thai totty for your pleasure, as women in this area display a high degree of promiscuity. There are basically 4 different types of girls.
A bar girl is a lady working in a bar, usually selling drinks, dancing or mingling with the punters. These girls will more often than not be there to pick up clients who will pay for sex. Most of these girls generally come from Issan, a poorer province in Thailand. Avoid these ones unless you are a sex tourist; not my style.
These are pros or semi-pro’s without an employer. They are often found in bars or on the street. In bars, they can be shored and will screw you for free if they like you.
There are lot’s of girls on the island who don’t work in bars and who have never even considered p4p. What I consider “good” girls; normal girls with jobs. You can ask them out directly as many have hopes of dating a western guy.
Around Patong, you can find both domestic and international tourists. Some wealthier Bangkok girls come here on vacation to party, while there fat western counterparts look around in disgust. Take your pick.
As mentioned, Bangla road is where it’s at. Do a pub crawl and get a feel for the place, if it hits 2Am and your alone there’s only one place you need to know about …
This is a big nightclub that’s always the last place to close and packed every night. It’s a major freelancers hangout, but plenty of tourists and non-pros can be found here too. Hooking up here is almost guaranteed if you have a little game. Both me and my mate brought a different girl home every night we came here and money never came up once.. I even wondered in at 5.30 am one morning and got picked up.
Here’s a video I found on Hollywood’s…
So what do at the end of the night and I haven’t scored?
Then you need to go to..
The Local Pool Hall
At 6AM, this place is packed with sexy chicks who refuse to go to bed. They’re horny, hammered and there’s no men around… We had women literally fighting over each other when we arrived. Have fun..
I also recommend you read my Ladyboy survival guide.
Legislation: Cannabis is illegal in Thailand but the police in Phuket Island is fairly corrupt. It wouldnt be advisable not to smoke in public or in dodgy back streets, but smoking on the beach or hotel balcony should be kept discrete.
Law Enforcement: Law enforcement generally corrupt, can be bought off for around 20,000B if you run into trouble.
Where to Buy Marijuana in Phuket Island: Head to Patong Beach where there are jetski rentals and parasailing. Be cool and ask the guys renting out the equipment to hook you up. A recent tip we got is: “Patong Soi Eric the Regee beer bar”. Another report from patong bay: “Not from people who wrap their pot in tons of plastic and burn the edges; not marijuana. Look for the mid 20s people who work on the beach.” Another reporter added: “Taxi drivers and tuk tuk drivers are the way to go.”
Phuket Island Marijuana Prices: An expensive 3000B for about 4-5 grams of shitty brick weed. But it’s good if you’re bud-starved. Another reporter added; “300Tb = 1.5g of thai stick. THC about 6 – 12 %”
Another reporter informed us of “1000TB for 10 grams” and also: “I paid 1000 baht for about 5-7 grams of compressed outdoor sativa.”
My Phuket Experience
Sex, sex and more sex. Phuket was insane. Both me and my mate were with a different girl every single night, really sexy girls as well. I thought my dick was going to fall off; good times.