I have already given my Top 10 destinations in South East Asia, but I thought I’d give you guys a girl guide to the region. I read an article by Roosh V where he promotes genetic beauty, femininity & sexuality as the three components of female beauty. I feel such criteria provides a great template for assessing women from different […]
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How to Escape Sudan
EVERY VISITOR TO SUDAN MUST REGISTER WITH AN OFFICIAL ALIEN REGISTRATION OFFICE WITHIN 3 DAYS. Most people register upon entry. We didn’t. Making our way from Cairo to Cape Town, Danny and I refused to pay an inflated premium to entertain the bureaucrats at the border of Wadi Halfa. We insisted we would make arrangements […]
Trouble in Tomsk: Drugged, Robbed & Jailed in Siberia
Eager to experience the nightlife in Siberia, my good friend Danny and I found ourselves in a nightclub in Tomsk. As the only tourists around, we had no trouble making friends; benevolent locals presented us with shot after shot of Russia’s finest vodka. Danny was talking to a gorgeous student at the bar and I […]
Glasgow City Guide
Glascow in a word: Adequate. C.O.H: 3.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €3 a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: 1/8 for €20 Board: €7 for the biggest, baddest burger in town (@ O’Neills pub). Budget other: The odd taxi. […]
The Blowjob Bandits of Hanoi
Hanoi is memorable for its hostile faces, high end nightclubs and its 1.5 million motorcycles. Our experience there involved attempted murder, oral sex and robbery – we really knew how to party. We checked into a little place on one of Hanoi’s many cosy streets. The area bustled with street hawkers and market stalls selling […]
Kuala Lumpur City Guide
DISCLAIMER: This article is over 5 years old. Some of the information may be outdated. KL in a word: Dynamic. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 1.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €5 a pint. Bed: €6-8 for a private room. Bud: ? Board: €2 for a decent […]
Standards vs Alcohol Consumption
After my weekend in Glasgow, I release that when it comes to hooking up – everything is relative. As you can see, this graph exhibits high convexity. This shows good intentions, but as the night progresses and closing time draws closer, standards decline rapidly. This effect is commonly known as “Beer Goggles”. Possible side-effects include: Shame, hangovers & diarrhoea.
Bucharest City Guide
Bucharest in a word: Acceptable. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 1 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.30 for a pint. Bed: €13 for a private room Bud: €15 per gram (hash) Board: €3 for a pizza. Budget other: Beware of currency con-artists. Currency Conversion Overview Bucharest is […]
Lusaka City Guide
Lusaka in a word: Casual. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 for a bottle. Bed: €13 for a private room Bud: €10-15 per gram Board: €5 for 3 grams. Budget other: You need taxis at night. Currency Conversion Overview Lusaka is refreshingly cosmopolitan. […]