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Shoring

“Shoring” is a portmanteau of ‘scoring’ and ‘whores’. A person ‘shores’ when they have sex with a girl who may be a prostitute, but no payment is involved. Bar fining is not considered shoring. Shoring only occurs when the girl is genuinely attracted to a mate. She will often forego potential earnings with paying customers in this circumstance. It is […]

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Manila City Guide

Manila City Guide

Manilla in a word: lustful. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 1 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1 Bed: €10 for a double room Bud: €1 per gram Board: €2 a basic meal Budget other: €10  airport departure tax Currency Conversion   Overview Manilla is riddled with guns and […]

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Chişinău City Guide

Chişinău City Guide

Chisinau in a word: Deceptive. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5  (just bribe em!) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €0.80 Bed: €12 for a private room Bud: €20 per matchbox Board: €2.50 for a pizza! Budget other: If you’re going to Tiraspol, prepare to shell out some […]

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Seoul City Guide

Seoul City Guide

Seoul in a word: Surprising. C.O.H: 2 / 5  (for locals) Q.O.G: 2.5 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €2 Bed: €12 dorm, €15-20 for private Bud: Bad. €30+ per gram :/ Board: €7 for a good Sunday dinner. Budget other: Taxis at night ramp up costs. Currency Conversion Overview […]

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Minsk City Guide

Minsk City Guide

Minsk in a word: COLD! C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.L.T: 1 / 5  (but didn’t stop me) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €2.50 Bed: €35 for a single room Bud: €20 per gram :/ Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: The visa is very expensive and A PAIN to […]

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Kiev City Guide

NOTE: This guide is from 2010 and may be outdated.  For a more updated and comprehensive guide I recommend you check out Bang Ukraine by Roosh V. Kiev in a word: Blessed. C.O.H: 2 / 5 Q.O.G: 5 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €.80 Bed: €10 for […]

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How to learn a language fast!

How to learn a language fast!

Acquiring a language is easy! If you learn the fun way 😉 Language also opens a world of possibilities for meeting exotic women! The problem is the way in which languages are taught in school. That shit is OUTDATED! Just use the Naughty Nomad method: Step 1) Pick your language (see Figure 1 below) Step 2) Pick […]

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At World's End

At World's End

Picture this – Christmas morning and you’re overlooking a place called ‘paradise bay’, a spectacular coastal inlet dotted with awesome icebergs of all shapes and sizes. A white blanket of snow dominates the landscape on shore, presenting a stark beauty. A hot sun casts a saffron hue and renders glaciers electric blue. The ocean is completely […]

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How to Slay a Vampire ;)

DO NOT READ: if you are one of those politically correct wankers or have a vagina… or fangs.  This author is not Anti-Vampire or culturally insensitive, but he does  rock.  He also enjoys spicy food, and has a thing for alternative chicks.  Now… What if I told Vampires were REAL? Would you believe me? I’n not talking about little goth kids […]

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