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Kampala City Guide

Kampala City Guide

Kampala in a word: Bootylicious. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €.90 Bed: €12 for  a private Bud: €1 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Some of the best white water rafting in the world! Budget around €80 Currency Conversion Overview […]

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Tallinn City Guide

Tallinn City Guide

Tallinn in a word: Bliss. C.O.H: 3.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €2 Bed: €15 for a private room Bud: €20-30 per gram :/ Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: The ferry to Helsinki is €50. But why would you go there? Currency […]

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Dili City Guide

Dili in a word: Occupied. C.O.H: 2 / 5 Q.O.G: 1.5 / 5 S.T.L: ? City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2.50 Bed: €10 for a dorm Bud: ? Board: €10 for a basic pizza. Budget other: Dili is expensive because of the UN presence, taxi trips to Dili beach are around $3. […]

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Shoring

“Shoring” is a portmanteau of ‘scoring’ and ‘whores’. A person ‘shores’ when they have sex with a girl who may be a prostitute, but no payment is involved. Bar fining is not considered shoring. Shoring only occurs when the girl is genuinely attracted to a mate. She will often forego potential earnings with paying customers in this circumstance. It is […]

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Manila City Guide

Manila City Guide

Manilla in a word: lustful. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 1 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1 Bed: €10 for a double room Bud: €1 per gram Board: €2 a basic meal Budget other: €10  airport departure tax Currency Conversion   Overview Manilla is riddled with guns and […]

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Chişinău City Guide

Chişinău City Guide

Chisinau in a word: Deceptive. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5  (just bribe em!) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €0.80 Bed: €12 for a private room Bud: €20 per matchbox Board: €2.50 for a pizza! Budget other: If you’re going to Tiraspol, prepare to shell out some […]

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Seoul City Guide

Seoul City Guide

Seoul in a word: Surprising. C.O.H: 2 / 5  (for locals) Q.O.G: 2.5 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €2 Bed: €12 dorm, €15-20 for private Bud: Bad. €30+ per gram :/ Board: €7 for a good Sunday dinner. Budget other: Taxis at night ramp up costs. Currency Conversion Overview […]

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