1. You look bad naked. You’re too scrawny or too fat. You’ve about as much muscle as a teenage girl and enough gynoid fat to be mistaken for a lesbian. You might be able deceive some women by covering yourself with the right clothes, but when the morning sun comes you become Count Fatcula, retreating to the shadows. You keep […]
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