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Top 10 Countries for Girls in Eastern Europe

I’ve done the research, I’ve ran a poll (2,000+ votes cast and counting), and I even went to the bother of taking several trips and travelling to every country in the region—now, I’ve score them out of 10 using the three components of female beauty (data at bottom of page and the highest score awarded was an 8). It’s finally time to reveal…

Naughty Nomad’s

Top 10 countries in Eastern Europe for Girls

10. Poland

Score: 6.4

They received an impressive 5th place in our poll, but sadly, they only barely qualified for the final round. Polish girls scored just above average for attractiveness and sexuality. They beat out all their competition in Central Europe, but they just can’t compete with their more feminine, better looking neighbors further east. You can check out Bang Poland for more advice on how to hook up with Polish girls on your visit.

Bulgaria and Belarus received the same score (with Moldova just behind them), but I had to choose sides. Polish girls are friendlier than Bulgarians, but they just can’t compete with Belorussian beauty. 

9. Belarus

Score: 6.4

Belarus scored the same as Polish girls, but only ranked 10 in our poll. The reason I’m ranking them higher? It’s simply: The “White Russians” are just way hotter. If as many people visited recluse Belarus as Poland, I wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up topping the poll. Where Belorussian girls fall down is in their relative lack of sexuality, however. If you want to check out the capital Minsk, make sure you pick up a bit of Russian first.

8. Slovenia

Score:  6.6

On the opposite end of the scale to Belarus, Slovenia topped the ranking for their sexuality. Out of former Yugoslav Republics, they beat out the Croats, the Albanians, the Kosovars, and the Macedonians. The country is also stunning beautiful and I ranked it number 1 in my Top 13 Destinations in Eastern Europe.

7. Latvia

Score: 6.7

Baltic girls are hot. All three made the list. Latvia may have the best looking girls in the region (thanks to all the Russians in Riga), but they fall down when it comes to hospitality and sexuality. They score a respectable 7th place. Aside for the women, Riga can be a fun town any night of the week if you like to party. I’ve been three times and I’d go back again.

6. Lithuania

Score: 6.75

Lithuanian girls narrowly beat out Latvia. They’re almost equal in terms of looks, but they’re socio-sexual ranking gives them a clear edge. For anybody thinking of visiting the major cities of Vilnius or Kaunas, a word of advice: go on the weekend. I’ve been to both places mid week are they were ghost towns.

5. Montenegro

Score:  6.85

Montenegrin girls are bred from the same stock as the Serbs, but they just don’t have the numbers. They’re smaller population pool also make them slightly more conservative sexually. Montenegro’s beaches are also packed with hot girls from all over during the summer. I recommend you check out the scene in Budva and breathtaking Kotor.

4. Estonia

Score: 6.85

The Estonians win the Battle of the Baltics, from myself and voters  (Roosh gave it his vote, too), but they still only come out at number 4. They may not be quite as hot as the Lithuanians, but Estonians are ranked as the friendliest Eastern Europeans in the EU. Furthermore, they are quite sexual and Tallinn is a kick ass town in the summer. They tied with Montenegro, but I’m giving them the edge based on our poll and the population size.

3. Romania

Score: 7

Romanian girls are sizzling creatures—and any guy who’s hung around Bucharest will tell you the same thing. They ranked 3rd in our poll. They may not be the most sexual or welcoming, but their feminine charm and sexy sultry looks gives them a bronze.

2. Serbia

Score: 7.9

They came in 2nd in our poll and scored almost a point extra ahead of the competition. Serbian women are stunningly beautiful, feminine and sexual. The girls of Belgrade were the second in this site’s history to receive a 5/5 rating after my visit last summer (check out the city guide here). Need I say more?

1. Ukraine

Score : 8

No surprise here. Hosting some of the world’s most beautiful and feminine creatures, Ukrainians takes the prize. I was already biased towards it, but when Ukraine received a whopping 47% of votes in the poll, that pretty much sealed the deal. Plus, the world agrees with me!  Even with Ukraine’s very low sociology-sexuality index and the Economic Forum classifying it as one of Europe’s ‘least welcoming’ countries, it still beats the competition on pure genetic superiority.  But don’t go buying your plane tickets just yet! They may be gorgeous, but don’t expect to arrive in the country and expect easy sex. Unless you have basic Russian and good game, you will struggle in Ukraine.  

For those interested, you can scroll down to have a more detailed look at the data.

What’s your opinion of the final list? Agree or Disagree?

Data: 

Genetic Beauty (weight: 40 %) Femininity (weight: 25%) Sexuality (weight: 35 %) Total
Albania 2.5 1.75 1.4 5.65
Belarus 3 2 1.4 6.4
Bulgaria 2.8 1.5 2.1 6.4
Bosnia & Herzogovina 2.1 1.5 1.7 5.3
Croatia 2.4 1.25 2.45 6.1
Czech Republic 2.8 0.75 2.45 6
Estonia 2.8 1.25 2.8 6.85
Hungary 2.4 1.25 2.1 5.75
Kosovo 2.3 1.75 1.3 5.35
Latvia 3 1.5 2.2 6.7
Lithuania 2.85 1.5 2.45 6.8
Macedonia 2.4 1.75 1.75 5.9
Moldova 2.8 1.75 1.75 6.3
Montenegro 2.9 1.6 2.35 6.85
Poland 2.8 1.25 2.35 6.4
Romania 3.6 1.6 1.8 7
Serbia 3.7 1.75 2.45 7.9
Slovakia 2.3 1.25 2.1 5.65
Slovenia 2.8 1.2 2.8 6.8
Ukraine 4 2.25 1.75 8
AVERAGE: 2.8125 1.52 2.0725 6.405

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34 Responses to Top 10 Countries for Girls in Eastern Europe

  1. Blacknight May 21, 2014 at 3:14 am #

    Very good post Mark, I’m going to hit all these countries at the end of the year, hope those girls got the jungle fever haha

    • mario May 26, 2015 at 4:05 pm #

      most useful poll all around the world !!

  2. Xman May 21, 2014 at 6:15 am #

    Let’s just say I miss two specific countries very much. Especially one, loved by Krauser and Torero, lot’s of bootcamps in the capital, mentions in their articles…and for a reason. Can anybody guess? The city of hundred towers and thousand hopes…

    • Ozzy May 23, 2014 at 7:51 am #

      Prague?

  3. Loop May 21, 2014 at 8:42 am #

    Surprised that Hungary didn’t make it into the TOP10. In my view absolutely under TOP3.

    • Red May 23, 2014 at 2:56 am #

      Agree!

      • cereal killer March 4, 2015 at 9:01 am #

        of course if you like big whales or T Rex style. definitely Miss Piggy have all the chances to be from Hungary.

        • dong February 24, 2016 at 1:37 am #

          amen 🙂

  4. Hen May 21, 2014 at 10:59 am #

    Hmmm. In terms of genetics, I’d have to rank the Ukrainians below most of the other European races. The basically win by default because of a skewed sex ratio, low obesity and the absence of 3rd world migrants. But you also have a lot of awkward slavic features, bad skin, rotten teeth and hairy upper lips. Not to say there aren’t a lot of hotties here – just that it is overrated, especially if you don’t speak Ukrainian or Russian.

    • Dave June 15, 2016 at 10:36 pm #

      What? Most slavic countries had socialism and dental care was free until fairly recently. In some I believe it’s still free. And hairy upper lips? That’s not my experience and a lot of slavic countries are very white (as in blonde) so even if there was peach fuzz I doubt you’d see it. Anyway, I’m slowly converting from Anglo-Saxon to Eastern-European based diet ;).

  5. Joe May 21, 2014 at 4:21 pm #

    Mark,

    This is really promising data.

    Did it ever enter our curiosity as how Russia and Scandinavua factors in to sexuality and attractiveness?

    Could it be possible to break down info further on places for girls with voluptuousness (curvy hips big tits) vs model types (skinny not many curves)?

  6. JJ May 23, 2014 at 1:23 am #

    Latvia does not deserve to be on that list. Good luck finding a woman in Riga (even via daygame) that does not want to take you to a clip joint or get paid in some other way for her company.

  7. lonny May 23, 2014 at 4:48 pm #

    I wonder if the current troubles has changed things for Ukraine? another good article idea might be younger to older success ratio. some of us 30 plus would appreciate it.

  8. raskol May 24, 2014 at 9:36 am #

    @Hen, you’re contradicting yourself. First you say that Ukrainian women are among the least physically attractive genetically then you say that they’re overrated. To say that something is overrated is to begrudgingly acknowledge that they’re good but just not as good as everyone says. Out of curiosity, which Europeans would you rate above the Ukrainians?

  9. Casey May 25, 2014 at 6:09 am #

    Hey Nomad. I’ve been a big fan of your blog for a few months and I started your book today at about 11 am. i only planned to read a few chapters…. But I finished it. I literally could not put the book down. After seeing that you went to Antarctica at 18, traveling and adventuring doesn’t seem like such a faraway dream anymore. I guess I just want to thank you for the inspiration man.

  10. RJ May 28, 2014 at 8:39 am #

    I wish Incould agree or disagree but without going there and experiencing it my views pretty worthless.

    My only criticism of the images I’ve seen of Ukranians is that they tend to have really skinny model body’s and I like curvy hips and bu breasts like Colombia. Women have. You could say my preferred build is juicy. On Russian Cupid I found Romanians and Moldovans to be the most attractive as I would pop big boners from browsing those girls profiles alone.

    Another thing is the further Souh EE women have better weather and more collagen in their skin like black people so they don’t tend to age as harshly as their Northern counterparts.

    This is good recon for me although I’m a bit disappointed Poland did so poorly because I’m a Roosh fan as well as one of yours Zolo and he pumped up Poland forgers but went cynical lately. Info respect his blunt writing style though our humor and creativity always shines through to me on anything I’ve read of yours. I read you had a band- I play some bad ass shred metal guitar- I’d love to hear what your music sounds like.

    This blog makes me smile for real because I can see foreign women are where its at- as of now I’m torn between Indonesia, Colombia, and Romania for a trip. I live tits and ass and want both in a woman. Inorefernwhite women but I’m open minded. I think blondes look the best but most of them age poorly and the places they originate from mostly suck (cold, dark, bad winters, rainy, slow paced night life, higher cost of living). I’m part Latin so I live sunshine, beaches, grilled food, big tits and ass, and cheap livin expenses. If a place had all that and petite busty blonde white girls I’d call it the real life Nirvana but to my knowledge most spots with all of those things have darker featured women.
    Zolo- does a place with all of the above and blondes actually exist?

    Ps- For America California is King for women although its not heap by any means. Never seen so many pretty blondes with class. If you like Countrnirl blondes check out Nashville but their cable tv addicted, college football can, simplistic backwards vibe is annoying to me. I like women who are feminine, cultured, and beautiful so I guess the anglosphere is out of the question best girls I’ve met even in America have been European- German, Ukranuan, Russian, and Polish. American girls vibes can’t compete with those smart classy cultures beautiful gems.

  11. Skins June 8, 2014 at 6:41 pm #

    Great post. I could care less about Eastern Europe but I know it’s huge on the Single Mens Travel list. Hoping your posts can educate and motivate me to check it out at some point. Right now I’m loving south east asia!

  12. El Santana June 11, 2014 at 11:19 pm #

    Hello NN,

    You should consider doing this for the whole world. With solid references, real experiences and considering different aspects in the decision process it could be the supreme guide to beautiful, sexy girls worlwide.

    Anyways, keep up the good work!

  13. Aggelos July 2, 2014 at 6:49 am #

    Great article! I agree but you haven’t mentioned Moldova. I believe Moldovan girls are among the most beautiful in Europe.

    • GXZ95 August 4, 2015 at 11:23 am #

      Moldovans are also Romanians.

  14. Michael July 14, 2014 at 10:25 am #

    Actually that’s a question I had In Ukraine which Language is better to learn?
    Ukrainian or Russian
    I know Russian is vastly more Useful because it is still a lingua franca for most of the Slavic world, however with present conflict between the 2 countries is there a chance Russian might hurt your chances?

    • Jake March 23, 2015 at 2:46 pm #

      I would just go with the Russian.

      Ukrainian isn’t all that different from Russian, at compared to Polish, Czech, Servo-Croatian which are completely different slavic languages only distantly related to Russian.

      Ukrainians and Russians used to speak the same language until Poland occupied Ukraine for a few hundred years.

      Most Ukrainians have to learn Russian anyway so they’ll understand you without too much difficulty. So many Ukrainians seem to favor getting back to being part of Russian anyway.

      You would think the Ukrainians would bitterly resent Russians the way Poles or Latvians do.

      Ukraine even had terrible famines due to the Soviet Union’s collectivization. I’m Irish/American. I know how the Irish potato famine imprinted on the Irish psyche regarding the British but that worldview doesn’t seem to travel the same way to Ukraine.

    • TNS May 22, 2016 at 3:08 pm #

      Are they?

  15. Jeal Breckenridge July 31, 2014 at 2:44 pm #

    I’m 6’2″, a great cook, a master carpenter,ski school director,build tree-houses and play blues piano at blues festivals-I also surf, scuba, spearfish and lived in the not-so-Virgin Islands for 10 years-not meaning to toot my own horn-just giving you something to work with. I’m 57 aging well (still tag the occasional 23 year old hottie) I have women but not my dream girl. Always wanted a skier,TALL, green eyed and slender with small breasts–model type but does not HAVE to be super stunning- just pretty.Ok I admit-a Margeaux Hemingway look alike would be very nice:) I like a face with some character. I have dated Ford model agency women in my youth–high maintenance and they attract too many snakes 🙂 Hard to keep-always somebody lurking with a bigger dick or wallet:) I’m a widower-my mate was a Dr that died young. Any suggestions as to where? Was thinking Slovenia.Spain?Andorra? I have no foreign language skills besides the bad words in Spanish 🙂

    • sandra January 24, 2015 at 3:09 pm #

      You sound really hot -just what Im looking for- spend many days on internet trying to find the “perfect” man. You might be the one!

  16. Jeal Breckenridge July 31, 2014 at 3:04 pm #

    In addition to my previous post: I’ve also been considering Argentina. A fellow surfer told me because of the Welsh/German blood there’s a huge amount of green eyed women down there. Also, I no longer drink (yep-one of those-I already snorted and floated a battleships worth:) I do work as a musician /bouncer in clubs so will this adversely affect my socializing? I’ve also heard that Sweden and Germany hold us blues musicians in high regards…

  17. nomad1 August 9, 2014 at 4:28 pm #

    ju left out the czech and hun bitches, they are the most…beside the ukraineans probably

  18. gianvittorio October 1, 2014 at 4:42 pm #

    This post makes me wonder if zou ever really visited any of the country of this list. This is a pile of rubbish.
    The order is all wrong. Romanians not sensual? Give me a breack. and Ukraine on the top spot for genetic superiority….you are clueless. Plus Russia bets all of them hands down.
    Actuallz I think you never really did more than 2&3 of the travels you claim.
    What you write on West Africa(I am a vetran of the oil industry. Know those countries way to well( is just obviously not true to anyone with a bit of knowledge and common sense).
    But you are good at making money out of your lies, so good for you.

  19. Lika January 1, 2015 at 10:40 am #

    Gianvittorio,

    Instead of insulting the author, why don’t you just give your input on Eastern Europe & West Africa? What is the order you deem correct?

  20. Andrei January 5, 2015 at 8:54 am #

    “They ranked 3rd in our pole.” – is that a mistype, Freudian slip, or hidden joke?

  21. Zed August 18, 2016 at 8:41 am #

    You’re a fucking boss Mark. Thanks for the quality content, once again.

    How did you learn Russian?

    I knew a few basics Privet? Kagdelia?

    No idea if that’s the right spelling but that means “Hi’ and “How are you?” respectively. I found Russian rather hard to learn, do you need to know a lot of Russian to go to Ukraine?

    Also, Serbia is 100% on my list. Already booked 🙂

    • Mark Zolo August 20, 2016 at 11:52 am #

      I used Pimsleur. I was at a relatively decent level at one stage, but haven’t practiced in years.

  22. Gabe Asher October 25, 2016 at 8:40 pm #

    I’ve been to 79 countries, all the usual suspects. Ukraine is number 1 for beauty, and number 1 for most difficult. Any surprise? I live there. Very few foreigners here. Zero English spoken. Girls are ice princesses. I imagine dudes just run here for the beauty, get flaked and blown out and never come back.
    .
    i have lots of time, patience, and not overly horny, so I just have a chill approach. If you have a one month vacation and looking for ass, DO NOT come here. You will bang your head against the wall. This is a dating culture, with smart, bullshit sniffing girls who will smash your soul. You’ve been warned. Hear me now, believe me later.

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