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Eastern European Girls in 5 Maps

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After finally ticking off every country in Eastern Europe last summer, I recommended my Top 13 Destinations in Eastern Europe. For those interested, I’ve also done a ‘Top 10‘ for West Africa and Southeast Asia. The latter is a bit outdated, but it was also complimented with my Top 10 countries for girls in Southeast Asia. Now it’s time to do the same for Eastern Europe.

But first, let’s do our research!

I’ve ran polls, collected data, and been as objective as possible. There are approximately 20 countries I’m including in the region (I’m not including Russia), so the first job is deciding what 10 countries would make the cut in the first place.

Literature Review

Have a look at the following maps I’ve generated using various data across the web.

Rates of Female Obesity (World Health Organisation)

Green:  <19%
Yellow: 19.1 – 22%
Orange: 22-25%
Red: 25% +

Average Breast Size (Bilt Newspaper)

Green: D Cup
Yellow: C cup
Orange: Below C up 

Friendliest Countries (World Economic Forum)

Green: Most Welcoming
Yellow: 🙂
Orange: :/
Red: Least Welcoming

Socio-Sexuality Index  (SOI score, Kinley et al)

Green: SOI 45+ (Most Sexual)
Yellow: 39 – 44
Orange: 34 – 39
Red: Below 34 (Least Sexual)
*Some SOI score are estimated  

Most ‘Perceived Attractive’ Citizens (Internet poll of 2,000 idiots)

Green: Most votes for ‘Most attractive’
Yellow: Well liked
Orange: Middle of the road
Red:  Fewest votes for ‘Most attractive’
(Note: I think this map is complete bullshit, by the way).


Data Analysis

Although the above data helps, they still don’t give us an actual picture of reality. Let’s debunk some of the data right now.

  1. Belorussians and Moldovans may have ‘fat’ stats and small breasts, but any man who had been to these spots and they will tell you they destroy most other Eastern European girls in the looks departure. Furthermore, Russia was ranked at having and average of DD cups, whereas Latvia and Belarus (two European countries with huge Russian populations) ranked on the lowest end of the scale. I call bullshit on this map.
  2. In several other polls Latvians and Lithuanians beat out Estonians for ‘sexiest women’ in the Baltics – and this comes from men who actually been there. This ‘perceived’ attractiveness poll is exactly that – perceived, an illusion.
  3. Hungarian and Czech girls are not as attractive as Ukrainians. Any man with eyes who has been to these countries will tell you that. How many the poll of 2,000 that was taken do you think have been to Ukraine?

Now check out Naughty Nomad’s TOP 10 Countries for Girls in Eastern Europe .


16 Responses to Eastern European Girls in 5 Maps

  1. Ozzy May 6, 2014 at 3:00 am #

    Dude I think it’s really all a matter of preference and experience. I voted in no particular order, Hungary, Latvia, Estonia. I’ve seen of the hottest chicks in my lifetime be of those ethnicites. At the same time it would have been better to either put a poll where we could rank all 20 in order or just choose 1. Two others I wish I would’ve included would have been Serbia and Romania 🙂 EDIT: Especially Romania!! Those tanned chicks are something else!

  2. Thin-Skinned Masta-Beta May 6, 2014 at 4:37 am #

    Hey you forgot one former communist country.

    What about the GDR aka East Germany?

  3. Brian May 6, 2014 at 6:11 am #

    Im not high right when I read-

    Russas average is DD CUps?!!!!!

    Damn man I gotta book a flight ASAP

  4. Brian May 6, 2014 at 6:13 am #


    In Scandinavia who has the best girls?

    I love big tits and blonde hair-not being gruesomely fat or tall would be a positive too. I can handle chunky but not fat girls-big tits and blonde hair are musts for me.

  5. Xman May 6, 2014 at 6:28 am #

    As Czech:-) I voted vor Czech, Slovakia and Ukraine. I think they are the most beautiful and at the same time they offer the right compromise between being “ice queens” and “girls next door”. Classy, cooking, faithful, fit, relatively low expectations. You get the beauty without unnecessary tension and the need to be a rich provider. Russians are beautiful as well, but sometimes too proud and cold.
    So I’m not surprised about the two countries that top the list, but Slovakia should he higher. I guess it’s because it doesn’t really come to mind when voting unlike the “famous” tourist sites or countries that are hot in the press. Still, I’d choose Czech girl because Slovak girls are little too close to that Russian archetype which has more drawbacks than benefits.

    • Me May 16, 2014 at 5:48 pm #

      You are Czech and you think Czech/Slovak girls are faithful? I have lived in Slovakia for five years. From the behaviour I see in my staff I can say for sure that they are not faithful. Of course that has advantages as well as disadvantages. My comment is not a complaint.

      On the other hand are men or women actually faithful anywhere? In fifty years of travel I have never been anywhere where people are faithful. Are you faithful? Why should your women be?

  6. Xman May 6, 2014 at 6:31 am #

    But Poland higher than Slovakia? Hmm….no. I feel uninspired in Poland. It got votes because it’s big and Roosh popularised it. I see apparent lack of top tier girls in Poland compared to the rest of region.

    • cedric May 7, 2014 at 5:09 pm #

      Polish girls are way sexier than Slovaks. Slovak girls are totally boring. Polish girls are fun. Beautiful, smart and cray = sexy.

  7. Angelsin May 6, 2014 at 9:03 am #

    I’m living in Romania and my order was: 1st Ukraine, 2nd Moldova (+Russia), 3rd Romania.
    I’ve travelled the world from Ibiza to Cairo and I can tell you even on foreign soil, Ukrainians beat everything.

    • William May 7, 2014 at 5:53 am #

      I lived in Kiev and you are absolutly right.

  8. Saturn May 6, 2014 at 11:08 pm #

    I would say:
    2. Bulgaria-Romania-Serbia

  9. William May 7, 2014 at 5:46 am #

    I’ve been to all off eastern europe and there is not a bad one on the list but that beeing said Ukraine and Serbia are the most fun. P.S. Any country is awesome when you hook up and have a blast!

  10. splooge May 7, 2014 at 6:37 am #

    totally agree. Ukraine and russia has the best slavic girls. But thats not say czech croatian and hungarian women are bad(they are a fit bunch.)
    I think slavic girls are perhaps the busty women on earth(perhaps african women can rival)
    who made those maps?

  11. Lonny May 7, 2014 at 5:27 pm #

    I wonder how the current troubles have changed things in EE?

  12. dazza May 12, 2014 at 1:47 am #

    there are quite a fair amount of EE people in the UK, mainly from poland and lithuania.

    the nicest girl i’ve ever met was Polish, but then again most are usually quite bitchy and rude. on average, lithuanians are the nicer.

    2 of the most beautiful girls i’ve ever met were polish too, however the rest were all borderline. on average, lithuanians are the better looking

    I’ve yet to meet a fat Baltic girl.

    The biggest tits i’ve seen on an EE girl in the UK was from Latvia, but she was ugly as sin and the only latvian i’ve met. wouldn’t pay too much attention to this one.


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