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Budva City Guide

Inside Old Town

Budva in a word: Adorable.

Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5
Quality of Girls: 4 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5
City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: €3 for a 330ml bottle.
Bed: €15 for a private room.
Bud: €5-10 a gram (Serb prices)
Board: €5 for a pizza.
Budget other: You will be charged €5-€20 a day for a sun bed and the beach is stony. Also, food and drink at the beach is very expensive, bring your own supplies.
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Overview

Budva is the party capital of Montenegro. Sexy girls from all over Eastern Europe and Russia come to party here for sun and fun. Not only is this place rockin’, the old town is utterly adorable. It’s easy to fall in love with it’s  narrow cobblestone streets and quaint town squares. Between here and Kotor, I rate Montenegro the most charming spot in Eastern Europe. That said, I must give you guys a stern warning:

DO NOT COME HERE DURING LOW SEASON. Cue tumble weed.

The Girls

Typical local talent

Get ready for hormonal overload. First you got the Russians, Ukrainian, Polish & Balkan babes on holiday, then you got models and trophy WAGS imported from the yachts of rich playboys. I mean seriously? As for the locals, Montenegrins are quite similar to Serbs. Coming from Albania, you will notice a lot more blondes and lighter shades. They are quite tall and tend to dress more stylish. They look hostile, but that’s just their designer sunglasses and a Balkan bitch shield. Get behind that and you’ll find the locals girls are really open and sweet. Online game is limited, purely because of the small population of the country. In truth, Budva is probably not the best place to get your flag, unless you commit your self to day game, picking up waitresses, shop girls etc. Go to the capital Podgorica or Tivat (beside Kotor) if you really want to have the local experience. To get a glimpse of more local talent, click here.

Nightlife Recommendations

Budva’s night-life is polemic for a such condensed area. After hours the old town bars wind down and people head to the clubs just outside the city walls. My best advice, avoid Sparta. It’s a fucking shit-hole. That said, Budva has some fantastic places to go out…

Trocaderos

This open air club is the main party place in Budva. Expect plenty of pumpin’ tunes and nubile talent. This place is rockin’ till 5am.  Need I say more? You need to check this place out. But in my opinion, it’s not a patch on…

Haciendas! (EDIT: REPORTED RECENTLY CLOSED 🙁 )

This is my kind of place! It may not have the reputation of Trocaderos but this is one my favourite spots in the whole of Eastern Europe. It looks like a hybrid of a Caribbean cocktail bar, a tree house and an Arabic opium den. Expect hammocks, hookahs and hip shakin’ EE girls dancing to a live salsa band. When this place has a bit of a crowd, it’s unbeatable. A great place to meet women.

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Getting High

No info available. You will have to bring your own in from Belgrade, Croatia or even better, Macedonia.

My Budva Experience

I was here for 2 nights with 3 friends and loved it. However, it was the tail end of the season so it was really subdued (mid-September). One night we made a big mistake and ended up in Sparta. It was a sausage-fest and the bouncers prevented you leaving your table to talk to girls.. WTF? The last night we discovered Haciendas. It blew my mind and I had one the best nights of my holiday. I ended up dancing with an Israeli/Belarusian girl and bringing her home for a marathon sex session.  A new flag aside, it was an amazing night that expanded my sexual frontiers.  I also met up with a local Montenegrin girl in Kotor the next day, but that’s another story.. Bottom line – I’d go back to Budva in a heartbeat, but I’d return when there’s a few more people around (June – August).

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39 Responses to Budva City Guide

  1. Troublemaker October 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    “iron curtain bitch shields” Nice one! LOL 😀

  2. Jason Parson October 19, 2010 at 10:43 pm #

    bloody good work mate. keep it up

  3. Anon October 21, 2010 at 3:24 pm #

    It’d be funnier if montenegro actually had ever been behind the iron curtain..

  4. benni November 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm #

    hey, whats your actual job? traveling around the world enjoying life and writing a guide about it? Can you give me some tips for hooking up with hot babes? Thanks

  5. dawsic May 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    yo man, hitting it up in august

    got any good tips for where to stay? cheers

  6. xhonimikel December 23, 2011 at 1:57 am #

    you can put my phone number to the getting higher information

  7. xhonimikel December 23, 2011 at 2:00 am #

    becouse i will be in budva for the 3 hottest mounths and whith many bud

    • Naughty Nomad December 23, 2011 at 2:09 am #

      Sorry bro.. I don’t have any digits..

  8. Jake March 29, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

    How would Budva, Hvar Island, Dubrovnik, etc be during May? Im going to be graduating from college in May and then heading straight over to Europe (from the States). Appreciate it!

    • Naughty Nomad March 30, 2012 at 10:00 pm #

      I reckon it would be DEAD. Not recommended until at least June.

  9. chlor May 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

    hey Nomad…im going to montenegro in june landing in belgrade and then traveling by train…thinking of trekkinkg in Durmitor first and then go to boka kotorska to get some fun;) staying in kotor and wanna rent a motobike(if possible?) and explore a bit of cost..would you sugest to stay in budva for samoe naughty fun?do you know any good webites where you can find some filfy chat and meet some chicks ?

  10. Sam May 29, 2012 at 2:09 am #

    Hey NN,

    What sites would you recommend for pipelining Montenegro chicks?

    • Naughty Nomad June 1, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

      Badoo or love.mail.ru

  11. Clever July 17, 2012 at 6:42 am #

    Just got back from Budva last week. 4 flags in 7 days. Top Hill nightclub was pricey but worth it! Check STEFAN BROW during the day! Say hi to Donna the host for me. Flag!!!! Great suggestion Naughty Nomad.

  12. Zero August 11, 2012 at 7:02 pm #

    Thanks for another great recommendation! You said prepare for hormonal overload, but I had no idea! I was there in late July and have never seen such a high concentration of beautiful women in one place, I would give it a 4.5 QOG instead of 4. I agree with the 3.5 COHU though, it felt like normal chances of hooking up. When I was there it was about 40% Russian and 40% Serbian girls. It’s worth pointing out that only 4 clubs Trocaderos, Top Hill, 54, and Sparta are open at all after 1 PM so I had to adjust my schedule a bit. The first time I went to Haciendas it had just closed but I came back the next night and wound up getting my flag from the only Montenegrin tourist I met in Budva. She said that Montenegrin girls come from small towns where everyone knows their business, and many go to the shore in the summer dreaming of going a little wild on the DL. Not many Montenegrins seem to go to Budva, but other towns may have more. As you mention, the locals that actually work here seem tougher to crack.

  13. Wingman August 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm #

    Hey guys
    Is any of you in Budva now?
    I ll be here till the 20 August.
    I m travelling by myself and I m looking for some high skilled wingmen 😉

  14. Miky September 20, 2012 at 8:03 am #

    Hi Guys,
    Thanks for a great site, alot of information !

    So, if you travel in this area I have the best of the best solution but you need some cash for this. But on the other side chicks will be for free !!

    Rent a nice 25-30 meter motor yacht with crew in split, be careful so you got a good harbor parking where people walking 🙂 sit on the fly-bridge or the after-deck with a glass of white wine and enjoy flirting with all the girls… after one day cruse to Montenegro, do the same thing and I promises this stuff working, only play cool and down to earth and a little nonchalant and tell them that this is YOUR yacht and they will die to come step onbord !!

    Good luck with the hunting guys !

    Mikey

  15. Miky September 20, 2012 at 9:02 am #

    BTW this one will work fine : http://www.bilginyacht.com/bilgin123sky-lounge.htm

  16. Gesta Francorum October 5, 2012 at 6:30 pm #

    Would April 5th to 20th be considered the “low-season”?

  17. Miky October 17, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

    YES smaton, this is for sure low season !!

    Learn ONE thing : The high season in this part of the world is when people is free from schools and work and the weather is hot and nice : Middle of JUNE to middle of AUGUST !

    Montenegro is located in EUROPE if you did not know this…

  18. Luke March 20, 2013 at 9:51 am #

    Any good suggestions for a couple of 21 yr olds on a low to medium budget? Will be in Budva late July.

    • Naughty Nomad March 21, 2013 at 1:52 pm #

      @Luke: Book the hostel right in the center of old town.. and just follow my guide.

  19. Lukess March 21, 2013 at 8:58 am #

    Hey mate, any places you can recommend to stay in Budva, which is relatively cheap, young and close to the action/beaches?

    Cheers

  20. Ameer April 10, 2014 at 1:48 am #

    i will visit budva on 7th of june
    is it good time to have EXCELLANT nightlife? (nightclubs, parties)

    • Naughty Nomad April 10, 2014 at 10:37 pm #

      On a scale of 1 – 10… I’d give it a 5.

  21. Papillion August 7, 2014 at 12:27 am #

    Brother:

    Great work. Really. Will be in Budva first part of October. Knowing it’s off season, what can an older dude (50ish) in good shape do to ensure not left chasing similar age chicks?

    My game in the States is 30s and attractive early 40s, but this is my first trip to EE, so if you have game tips, ….

    Papillion

  22. Joey July 7, 2015 at 6:35 am #

    Just got to Budva, turns out Haciendas was closed 2 months ago

    • Mark Zolo July 9, 2015 at 2:17 pm #

      That sucks.

  23. John August 24, 2015 at 1:31 pm #

    Hi, we are planning to go to Eastern Europe from the 9th-16th September and Budva looks like a very attractive place to visit. Would you say it might still be very lively around this sort of time or is it too late?

  24. Vasil February 24, 2016 at 10:40 pm #

    common! This country, Montenegro is most Soviet I have seen per my life! I’m Georgian and before visiting this country I was thinking that Georgia is somewhere in the middle between Europe and Soviet, but now I may say that this is fucking Soviet Afghanistan just without weed and funny! Country is so poor and absolutely no funny, no weed,no bud, girls you have to pay in advanced, junkey food (but no MacDonald, no Burger King). The capital Podgorica is like Atlanta in “Walking Dead” after apocalypses and the beech is like fucking.. there’s no beech, just fucking dirty salt water. So, my advise to you, don’t go there for fan, country is very cheep bt there is n funny at all!

    • Vasil February 24, 2016 at 10:44 pm #

      Sorry for spelling, I’m drunk enough (Georgian Chacha Vodka) to be correct, just because f this fucking COUNTRY WHERE US NO FANNY AT ALL!

      • Chris December 14, 2016 at 11:28 am #

        Did you visit in febuary? As thats probally why theres no girls. The post mentiond a few times go in middle of july to middle of aug. So that might be why.
        When picking a destination to go. The time you go is almost as if not as important as where you go.

  25. Joseph April 2, 2016 at 2:06 am #

    Hi, I’m thinking of going this summer to travel around EE, although I’d still be 17 – do you reckon this will be a problem for getting served in bars and stuff?
    thanks

    • Mark Zolo April 4, 2016 at 12:12 pm #

      No problem.

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