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Dating Diaspora & Refugee stats

Continued for part 1

(Again, take this article with a grain of salt)

Refugee stats

Take a look at the stats above. Awful as it is, there is a bright side to populations being displaced…

What happens when a beautiful young woman discovers the world of sexual liberalism?

She can remain behind the bastion of creed and culture, but she may tear down the walls. She may find something far more appealing – the holy f#”k. She may choose man over Taliban, trade her prayers for orgasms…

This is good for you, a man who likes exotic and unattainable women. Thanks to war, coups, oppression and famine – these chicks are now fair game! And you don’t have to worry about life imprisonment for sexing them. Let’s take some examples…

The Afghan

It just sounds sexy doesn’t it? Say it out loud.. “My girlfriend’s from Afghanistan.” Want one? Best hunt outside the country’s borders (It doesn’t sound ideal inside). Here’s where you can find them…

Man I love veils…

Germany 100,000
United Arab Emirates 70,000
United Kingdom 70,000
United States 65,972
Netherlands 38,653
Canada 48,090
Australia 19,416

source: Wikipedia

The Iraqi

It is estimated that around 2.2 million Iraqis have fled the country since 2003. However, apparently Iraqis love to party and if you spend time in the country the flag can be obtained! A friend of mine is in Iraq at the moment… reports coming! If you don’t fancy nipping in, consider a refugee..

  • 750,000 are in Jordan,
  • 1 million in Syria.
  • In 2006, 1.27 million immigrants were granted legal permanent residence in the U.S., including 70,000 refugees.

The Palestinian

and…. I’m hard.

Personally, I’d love a Palestinian gf. I’d love to show my solidarity in the most intimate way possible. In all likely hood, Palestine will one day be the world’s newest country. Naughty Nomad recognizes the Palestinian flag. If you’d prefer a wank over the West Bank, once again consider the refugee option…

  • Jordan 1,983,733
  • Lebanon 425,640
  • Syria 472,109
  • West Bank 778,993
  • Gaza Strip 1,106,195

Burmese

I’ve been to Myanmar; it’s not a easy place to get laid (unless you p4p). There’s 140,000 in relatively liberal Thailand. Dig in… (nasty).

The Saudi

The elusive Saudi is shrouded behind the walls of the mysterious and isolated kingdom of Saudi Arabia. If you’re super hardcore and plan on picking up within the kingdom I suggest your read this article. Otherwise, you’re best bet is getting your flag outside the country. Try Dubai.. I tried to find stats but failed miserably.

North Korea

Choi hyun mi (boxer)

As the Vatican is not really a flag, the most wanted flag in the world is arguably North Korea. Virtually impossible to capture inside the country, refugees and defectors are the only way to go.

  • China has between 20,000-30,000 North Korean refugees. 60% – 70 % of these are women who have been trafficked.
  • 10,000 live in Far East Russia
  • An average of 3,000 refugees escape to South Korea each year, and the rate of defectors has been increasing year on year.

Boom… feel free to add some info!

Have you got you’re refugee flag yet?

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19 Responses to Dating Diaspora & Refugee stats

  1. Neil Skywalker June 15, 2011 at 1:26 am #

    Damn, i’ve been to Far east russia. But no North Korean flag. I,m posting about Far East Russia at the moment.

  2. Neil Skywalker June 15, 2011 at 1:27 am #

    Awesome article by the way, a it on the edge but awesome anyway.

  3. Mr.Killian June 15, 2011 at 1:22 am #

    Prefer a wank over the west bank… brilliant.

    also i am genuinely worried for the fish

    see you tomorrow night!

  4. Atlas Al June 15, 2011 at 9:24 am #

    North Korea is probably the most difficult country to hook up with, let alone find outside their country.

    About Saudis: The Hunger wrote a great piece about hooking up in the middle east after living in Saudi Arabia for 9 months, very relevant to what you said above. Hunger also said the best shot at getting the Saudi flag is outside of Saudi…
    http://flaggingheadquarters.com/2011/06/15/10-ways-the-middle-east-improves-your-game/

    • Naughty Nomad June 15, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

      @Atlas: Great stuff man! Thanks! like the new look too…

  5. Boris June 15, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    love it!

  6. Atlas Al June 16, 2011 at 1:07 am #

    Cheers man

  7. bigfoot June 17, 2011 at 4:09 am #

    I’ve seen some cute girls in hijabs, the ones that don’t cover their whole face but just the rest of the body.

  8. Adventure21c June 18, 2011 at 4:24 am #

    I have to laugh at the North Korean one, or all the rest, actually.

    Just because something is rare, or difficult to obtain, it doesn’t mean it’s valuable.

    • Naughty Nomad June 18, 2011 at 10:55 am #

      Rarity itself not only contributes to value, but often defines it.

  9. Wikipedia June 18, 2011 at 4:12 pm #

    “Scarcity is the fundamental economic problem of having seemingly unlimited human needs and wants, in a world of limited resources.”

    NN is right.

  10. hehe June 20, 2011 at 8:52 pm #

    Like. Are you seriously banned in China ?

  11. Atlas Al June 21, 2011 at 1:22 am #

    Good question: how’d you find out you were banned in China? There must be a site out there that tells you if your site is banned in certain countries.

    Also Naughty, sent you an email, did you get it?

    • Naughty Nomad June 21, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

      Precisely, just googled a site that checks it. And yeah it’s official – banned in China.

  12. Surya October 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm #

    I had a North Korean stewardess in Bangkok, Thailand.
    Hard voice, but horny. She was even still in her flight uniform 🙂

  13. daym October 27, 2012 at 7:11 pm #

    flagging refugee girls….sounds alil wrong man

    • SJ December 8, 2015 at 2:11 am #

      not if they are ok with it, most will b cause lonliness

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