Pristina in a word: Neglected. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: ~ €10 per gram (get it in Macedonia). Board: €1 for a kebab. […]
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Skopje City Guide
Skopje in a word: Likeable. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: €50 for 25 grams. Board: €3 for a good meal. Budget other: Go […]
Snapshot guides
I generally don’t think I’ve gotten a feel for a city unless I’ve spent at least 2-4 nights there, depending on the size of the place. As such, I’ve always felt full city guides for certain locations could not be justified . However, I certainly feel I can give you guys some good advice on places I’ve […]
5 reasons you should peacock more
So me and 3 friends are on our 19th consecutive night dressed as Irish/Mexican Pirates. Last night, in the siege of Sarajevo, all four of us hooked up with girls. I even managed to swoop a sexy Argentine behind her boyfriend’s back. Guys – don’t bring your girlfriends to hostels! Beware of boisterous buccaneers who […]
The Limerick of Budva
A pirate danced with his crew, He stumbled upon a hot Jew, A body to thrill, He went for the kill, Oh man was she able to screw. and screw… and screw… and screw.
The 10 second K-close
So a few nights ago I was in Thessaloniki, Greece; home to some of the most beautiful women in the Mediterranean. After hearing a good K-closing technique from a friend, I decided to put it into practice. For my first attempt, I went for a 19 yo hottie at a university concert in Kamara. Result – I managed […]
The Siege of the Adriatic
The Siege of the Adriatic (aka the A-Z of of the Adriatic sea) was a trip undertaken by me and three old friends in September 2010. We spent nearly a month in the Balkans, and every single night we went out dressed as Mexican Pirates. It’s was an non-stop party of booze, ganja and girls. The route… Athens to Zadar We […]
Diary of a Drug Smuggler (Shashamane, Ethiopia)
For those of you who don’t know, Shashamane is to Rastafari what Mecca is to Islam. The word “Ras” comes from the Amharic word “head” or “duke”, and the word “Tarfari” being the pre-regal name of Emperor Haile Selassie 1 of Ethiopia, said to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ or Jah. The movement may […]
Boracay Island Guide
This guide is from 2010 and may be outdated. I recommend you click here for a newer, more comprehensive guide. Boracay in a word: Paradise-ish. Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €.60 for a bottle of San Miguel. Bed: […]