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My Filipina Daughter

“I’m pregnant with your baby,” said the Facebook message.

thai pregThe fake pregnancy scam is a common one in South East Asia, so I never took the girl seriously. Girls pull it all the time to extract cash for naive foreigners, and the fact that I only slept with this woman one time made the whole thing even more implausible.

I simply ignored the message and unfriended her, regretting having hooked up with such a crafty shrew. In truth, she wasn’t even attractive. We met during happy hour at a beach side bar in Boracay and she practically jumped me. I only slept with that porcine little Pinay because she had a phat ass, a rarity in Asia. Within an hour we were in my bed, and I never heard from her again.

Until the news of pregnancy, of course.

A few weeks passed and I tried to forget about it. She kept trying to re-add me on Facebook, but I continued to ignore her.

Then roughly nine months after my trip, I was sent pictures of a half-white, half-Asian newborn being coddled in her mother’s arms, with the words: “This is your daughter. Look how beautiful she is.”

I looked at the baby and noticed she had a similar nose to me, but then again baby’s all look more or less the same to me. What really alarmed me was the mother’s profile. She had clearly also gained weight, and now all of her Facebook pictures were of her baby girl. The pregnancy was real.

“Could it be possible?” I asked myself. “I mean, she never even asked me for any money or support. What was her motive?”

I shook my head and came back to reality. I used protection and only banged one time; there was no way the baby was mine.

I once again ignored her.

In the weeks that followed, she’d occasionally message me with a picture or two, but eventually she just gave up. I almost got sucked into it, but the logical side of brain convinced me I had nothing to worry about.

Many moons passed, and suddenly I started getting messages and pictures again.

“Your daughter is two years old today,” she told me.

daughterMy heart froze. This time it was different. Looking at the young girl, now having grown up a bit, I could actually see a resemblance. There was stark similarities. The scariest fact was that, unlike her mother, this kid was actually good looking.

“Shit. she must be mine!” I thought.

But all joking aside, between the resemblance, the time frame, and the fact that her mother had never asked me for anything, shit started to feel real. More than anything, I felt something in my gut. When I looked at the girl on my computer, I felt she was mine. I felt a mixture longing and guilt, imagining this kid growing up without her daddy.

I tried to see the sliver lining.

“Well, if she is mine, at least it’s in the Philippines.” I thought to myself. “I could live there, or at least visit often. The place is pussy paradise. I could get a house on the beach. Plus, it’s probably the cheapest country ever to raise a kid.”

If all these racing thoughts weren’t bad enough, that same day the baby’s mother not only reached out to me, but my entire family! She found my mother, brothers, and sister on Facebook, messaged them, and even posted the pictures publicly on my Facebook wall! (This was before I took my online privacy seriously).

I told my family it was all a scam, but now I had to know the truth.

That’s when I ordered a paternity test from (And yes, you read that right. That’s who’s the daddy with a ‘z’, but fuck it, they had cheap rates.)

Within a few weeks, I received the samples and signatures back from the Philippines and sent everything off to be tested. It was one of the most tense two weeks of my life.

The Result?

Positive. Positive it was all a giant two-year scam, that is. The test said she wasn’t mine. The whole thing was a long play: the pictures, the timing, all of it.

Never underestimate female cunning.


Interested in having your own Filipina pregnancy scare? Read Do the Philipines by Matt Forney

25 Responses to My Filipina Daughter

  1. Nikolai Vladivostok April 20, 2016 at 4:01 pm #

    That’s quite a story. You must have been thinking, what did I do with that condom afterwards?

    • Mark Zolo April 21, 2016 at 2:02 am #

      I’m pretty sure I flushed it. It was my place. I had to have.

  2. Dane April 20, 2016 at 4:09 pm #

    Get DNA test. And be done with it. It less than 100 bucks. Just bring the kit to Filipina. That pussy must’ve been super turnt to get her preggo on the pre-jax ordid you just creampie her tight little ass

    • Dane April 20, 2016 at 4:14 pm #

      Happened to me in D.R. h sent the girl to Bell.. Dna test proved í was the father… We trying to rekindle our love 5 yrs later.. Her pussy was so warm and juicy. I cant last raw dicha.. Gd luck bud

  3. qwerty April 20, 2016 at 6:01 pm #

    good you based your judgement on facts instead of getting paranoid that you could’ve become eventually

  4. Marcos April 20, 2016 at 6:29 pm #

    OMG. I feel sick when I read these stories

  5. Ensigma April 20, 2016 at 8:29 pm #

    Bet you were not the only one she ran that scam on. She is not sure whozthedaddy, but she had some candidates, obviously. From then on it is like jailhouse attys…what else does she have to do but keep casting until she snags something.

  6. Tom Arrow April 20, 2016 at 9:29 pm #


  7. william April 21, 2016 at 1:03 am #

    I was dating a girl from Moscow for about 2 years and we used condoms most every time but this one time she insisted no condom and I thought nothing of it. A month later she tells me she’s pregnant and I tell her I’m so happy. A month later she came to see me in Los Angeles and we had cool week, lots of sex. So I took her to the airport and hung out with her in the ticketing area until she had to board. I walked her up to the security line and told her I had a vasectomy 8 years earlier and good luck with your child.

    • Mark Zolo April 21, 2016 at 2:01 am #

      Hahaha! Brilliant!

      • splooge April 27, 2016 at 11:03 am #

        lol did you really get a vasectomy

    • DUKE June 13, 2016 at 11:23 pm #

      WOOW bro you are my idol hahahahahaha

  8. obi April 21, 2016 at 3:03 am #

    Great story. Funny that you were doubting despite the fact that you used a condom. Were you disappointed or relieved?

    • Mark Zolo April 22, 2016 at 3:11 pm #

      A bit of both, but more relieved honestly.

  9. Raj April 21, 2016 at 3:52 am #

    Hey Mark, I am sorry but I am still confused. Positive result means you were biological father of that Filipina daughter ?

    • Mark Zolo April 22, 2016 at 3:11 pm #

      No. Positive is WAS A SCAM. The test said I wasn’t the father.

  10. Pablo Escobar April 22, 2016 at 5:38 pm #

    Why did you wait 2 years to get the DNA test?

    It’s the first thing I would have done.

  11. Matt April 23, 2016 at 1:03 am #

    Man that’s quite the long con. Glad you dodged that bullet

  12. Apollo April 27, 2016 at 7:26 am #

    Yeah they try that in other countries, a friend of mine got lured into this scam despite my warnings, a bitch from Bali milked cash out of him for almost 2 years with this crap.

  13. Lukas May 13, 2016 at 3:36 pm #

    Cool story bro. Good to keep in mind this shit.

  14. James August 10, 2016 at 6:17 am #

    Wait – how did you get the samples? Big Momma just happily agreed ‘sure, let me send you some of her hair’? And she posted it off to whhozthedaddy? Is THIS story one big scam..?!

    • Mark Zolo August 11, 2016 at 5:10 pm #

      True story. Cheek swab by post.

  15. guy October 21, 2016 at 8:37 am #

    surprisingly only had 1 girl ever tell me i got her pregnant in 200+ asian girls…. thought it would be more


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