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Monrovia City Guide (Liberia)

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Monrovia in a word: unfrequented.

Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5
Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5
Nightlife: 3 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5

City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: $3 for a small beer in clubs.
Bed: $100 for a private room. ($35 for a shitty brothel on front street, not recommended)
Bud: $? Can’t be much
Board: $7  for a standard meal.
Budget other: You need moto taxis to explore the nightlife. Club entry is around $15, free before mid night.

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Overview

Liberia has a GDP per capita lower than Somalia, but it is one of the most expensive cities in West Africa to visit. It’s also considered  quite dangerous. Electricity is scarce. Running water is non-existent. Recently a war zone, this place is seriously off the beaten track. Many of the building are bullet ridden shells. As such, tourists in Monrovia are unheard of.  But hey – it’s good fun! Unlike most African cities, it is well laid out and thus not so hectic. Liberians can prove quite hospitable and the women may be the most accommodating on the planet!

The Girls

If you haven’t already, I’d strongly recommend  you read my article Sex in Africa 101 before continuing.

and they come in pairs..

Liberian girls are not like any other Africans. The have extra attitude, spunk and they love to fuck (they also have cute semi-American accents and are known for their big booties). I’d give them a higher rating but unfortunately, the best looking Liberian girls are usually found outside the country in Sierra Leone, Ghana, and other countries where they can earn better money as prostitutes: a sad fact of war.

Monrovia might just be the easiest place in the world to get laid. Threesomes are common. If you ask a girl to bring her friend along, she will. Sounds like a dream, right? However, while local girls are likely to pounce on you in nightclubs, some carry knifes. Do not bring girls back to your place. This is the 5th poorest country in the world and you’d be surprised what people are willing to do to get their hands on a little cash. Get a rent by the hour room on front street if you must, or if they have a place, go back to theirs. Be wary of the “pay $10 for my transport” scam. Precautions aside, you can have a blast here. Just read my experience below. If you want to get a local girl, it’s simple: go on the weekend, read my last nightlife recommendation below, and then just show up. That’s it… but state your nor a customer.

If you’re looking for something a little less dangerous, there are two other types you can for.

The first are the ‘Congos’: the rich decedents from freed American Slaves. (Indecently, they enslaved the locals when they first arrived). They Congos hang out in the classier little bars in central Monrovia, near the U.S embassy. Mainly in the diplomatic area of Sinkor.

And final group are is expats and the staff at the casino at Ocean view hotel (near Mamba point). Here you can find some semi-decent Eastern Europeans (mostly Romanian) and the odd Asian.

Nightlife Recommendations

Outside the weekends and Wednesdays (ladies night), don’t expect much. Sunday, the Casino is the only place open, but other nights you can find some sort of fun.

Exodus

This is the place where all the expats and NGOs will warn you about. “It’s dangerous,” we were told. So naturally, we had to check it out. It’s a decent sized bar. Strictly locals. Not for the light-hearted. It’s in the city center, it’s cheap, and its consistently busy – unlike most places.

Deja Vu

It’s a little far away, but this Lebanese-owned nightclub in the best thing about Monrovia. People of all shades and stripes flock to this place on the weekend. It can get crazy. There are tons of single ladies willing to jump your bones. Get there before mid-night if you want to avoid paying $15 in. It doesn’t get busy until 2. This place rox!

Embassy is another nearby venue. It’s a little more rave-ish and a little less hip-hip (like Deja Vu) f that’s more your scene.

My Monrovia Experience

Apart from the ladies, Monrovia’s a pretty boring city. We originally stayed in a seedy brothel but couldn’t hack it and moved into a decent hotel. We were also travelling with a pet chicken, named Captain ‘Francais’ Cluck. It was all kind of nuts.

Our first night sieging Monrovia we went to Deja Vu. I never refused so much sex in my life. Women were fighting over us. I even refused two threesomes (no shit). The reason? They didn’t have their own place. In the end, I choose to go home with a with a skinny chick with white/green/red/blue hair. She  had a house. The next day, a different girl called to my hotel. She was dressed as if she was starring in a porno, with a cracking body and massive DDs popping out of her dress. She told me she saw me at the club and found out where I live. She told me she wanted to fuck me the night before but there was too much girls trying to talk to me. Within 10 minutes of meeting her we were in a private room. I couldn’t get her lips off my dick. After screwing her brains out she even offered to give me a massage. Class!

Captain Cluck (R.I.P)

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27 Responses to Monrovia City Guide (Liberia)

  1. gavinmac July 25, 2011 at 8:09 am #

    Very interesting report. I’ll probably wait a few years before going to Liberia. I like electricity.

    • Jess May 15, 2014 at 6:09 pm #

      any men that hang out with a hooker definitely they the cheapest n dirty men in the world..if u talk how nasty n low life the girls re in Liberia re then back home u also going for prostitute in ur country all over the world there re cheap n nasty girls n cheap n nasty guys who also love to insult women.. War may take place here in Liberia Prostitution is going here as well but it doesn’t mean dat there is no descent women or girls.. becos you guys re of the same low life jerk so u go after what is easy to get into your bed.. So you deserve what you have or got, jerks

      • Cereal Killer October 8, 2014 at 10:47 pm #

        fuck of Jess. A lot of mans go to prostitutes or want only short adventures with girls because a large majority of womens in this world only talk about love but in fact they treat us like shit. You know how many serious mans I met with 2 jobs for family support are leaved? Tons of them…and they don’t deserve a nice treatment you will say….
        Not mention about that mans after some “accidents” in relationships turn the way to be gay 🙁
        List of “serious” womens are unfinished to ask and expect and dont want to offer almost nothing.
        Good job mans and thank you NN..keep the good work here :)). Memories are everything we have.

  2. Explore Nature July 29, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    African women are really beautiful, and they are so feminine. I love to see African nature too. African people are really progressive.

  3. Russel January 24, 2012 at 9:55 pm #

    Liberian girls are really hot indeed but war definitely damaged this place for long. When I was there, at least 2 guys had the same story : picked up an easy girl in a bar, brought her to their place, started to get naked and then, the girl punched a glass or a window to harm herself and almost immediately, cops were at the door. Every time the guys had to bribe they way out at crazy prices, especially after the girl added she was under 18. Most likely untrue but guess what, the cops believed her…

  4. Akim April 25, 2012 at 2:53 pm #

    Liberia is my home and yup! I like the report. Two thumbs up!

    Next time you are there…hit me up!

  5. phab September 17, 2012 at 12:23 pm #

    am a nigerian guess what?liberian girls can’t get their pussy off our extra ordinary dick.they love us nigerian men more than their liberian male folks

  6. mike December 19, 2012 at 2:14 am #

    Hey guys
    Just came to liberia like a week ago and gotta say so far am bored as hell cause I don’t know where the spots are.
    Any recommendations where I can pick up chicks?
    Do u guys happen to know if they got strip clubs down here?
    I was told its not safe out side after 9:00pm and is that true?

    • Naughty Nomad December 19, 2012 at 2:53 am #

      Deja vu! Get there now!

    • Jess May 15, 2014 at 6:16 pm #

      people have the own fake n true tales to tell on this country just of this long lasting war that took place here…the stranger who cares to know the truth will walk the right way n find out the basic not all of the dramas they get then self into… the Liberians that is move by these saying re the ones who never travel outside before… but for me i have seen worst outside of Liberia what happen in the street then here…

      • Mike May 17, 2014 at 6:10 am #

        Suck a dick Jess
        It’s not my fault that the prist finger the shit Otta you when you were a kid and now you are a homo lol

  7. mike December 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm #

    Thanks bro I will check it out tonight.
    The only thing am worried about it the safety in this city. You got any advice for me?

  8. Akim December 24, 2012 at 2:45 am #

    I just left on Friday, Mike and here are a few places:

    The chinese club near SKD is the new spot…Dejavu is dead. Check out Polo Lounge some nights…

    You are safe in that city bro…the only thing I will tell you is don’t do anything stupid you would not do in your own country…there is an expats site also…hit me up if you are interested.

    There are few events coming up and I will send to you…

  9. mike December 24, 2012 at 12:03 pm #

    Thanks Akim. I went to Dejavu on saturday and honestly the “free before midnight” is not true. I got there like around 10:30 and they charged me $15 bucks entrance fee and inside wasn’t really too shabby, not too many girls and basically I was disappointed.

    Yeah I would definitely like to check out the expats site….let me know

    Am down for some events, keep me updated bro I appreciate it

  10. Paul March 10, 2013 at 9:45 am #

    I think the article got a point, well observed, but what strikes me most is, why are we not discussing assholes (men) that are helping to exploiting these women more, are we exempted from societal bullshit too? are we actually reading this to only know about Liberian women and their openness to sex or bought sex and places to get free sex and hangout or about how hopeless we (men) can be when we have nothing to blog? I am here for questioning, this article (like I said) is good, the author did a great observation and I am a Liberian and I can’t deny that, but is this not “Exploitation and Abuse of Women” even if they are the ones abusing themselves? what about the beautiful places Liberia has to show? wait, I am going to do a blog on that soon, no need, someone has done it already, there are a lot of things that are beautiful about Liberia and we close our eyes to that just to see where to get “free fuck” from women we can easily exploit and abuse, have you tried all of them?

  11. james March 15, 2013 at 2:41 pm #

    Paul is gay lol
    Listen pal everybody is talking about woman and all that cause obviously they wanna find out where the best spot it @ to get laid. I was in monrovia couple years ago and trust me I was bored as hell and I don’t know what your referring to when you say “all the beautiful places” am sorry bro I just didn’t find a place where I go and just relax and have a good time….well that’s except going to the beach and that’s all

  12. Paul August 30, 2013 at 10:21 pm #

    Paul… kindly shut up. They did not pay drug-addled hookers for sex. They hooked up with grown women who were horny. Now stop being a stupid whiny cunt.

  13. jIMMY kHAN September 25, 2013 at 10:57 am #

    Paul dont try to be saint.I think all men who trying to hook with women anywhere are exercising their legitimate right to have good sex and good time with women.No one is raping to these women.If some women like to have fun wiht guys it is romance and if men want the same then it is expoitation.
    By the way what do you mean (that just to see where to get “free fuck” from women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Do u think that men should have sex only for money and all women should be like prostitutes!!!!!!!!!!

  14. nesci0 July 6, 2014 at 11:10 pm #

    Hey, how do you check if they aren’t hookers .. you simply ask them or tell them you don’t pay?

  15. Dana January 27, 2015 at 1:35 pm #

    It’s easy to write an article and to assume things that they are not true about people . But someone who want to inform about places of the world will not give false informations and will not put a general label over some emplyes without facts and will not offend nobody as you done ! Being one of the semi-decent Eastern European as u describe us here I’ll take the chance and invite you next time when you will visit Liberia to have face to face conversation and meat the people you think you know them so good and write about them . Next time when u write an article make sure you don’t offend people you know nothing about them !!!

  16. gavinmac December 10, 2015 at 1:48 pm #

    Deja Vu has now been renamed Gossip. I went last night at 2 a.m., was charged $10 to enter. There was no one inside. Like one other dude.

    I went to the Gossip “bar & grill” next door, had a beer, went back into the club, now there were five people there.

    Maybe I showed up too late, maybe it’s because it was Wednesday, maybe it’s because of the Ebola thing.

    • Mark Zolo December 10, 2015 at 3:25 pm #

      Damn bro.

  17. Jacqueline Monrovia April 25, 2016 at 2:03 pm #

    lively mission

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