69 things to do before you die
Last night, I found myself cocooned in a the world’s heaviest sleeping bag housed in, of all things – an igloo. As I snuggled up to brave the freezing temperatures of the French Alps, my mind wondered what other absurd and unique experiences I have yet to experience. So I decided to make a wee list.
Everything in bold, I’ve done already and would highly recommend. The rest comprises of a bucket list that would leave a life of no regrets. Bear in mind, this is a Naughty Nomad list and not very warm and fuzzy…
69 things…
- Live in a different country
- White water rafting
- Bungee jump
- Take a hot balloon ride
- Go skydiving
- Learn to ski/snowboard
- Get a Diving Licence
- Get a Pilots Licence
- Arrange a cross-continental rally with your mates
- Smoke opium in Afghanistan
- Try a line in Colombia
- Smoke a joint at a reggae gig in Jamaica
- Have a pint of Guinness in Ireland
- Sip coffee in Ethiopia (it’s origin)
- Take a gondola in Venus, Italy
- Go tubing in Laos
- Eat Dog in China
- Dress up as a pirate in Somalia
- Go off the rails in Phnom Penh, Cambodia
- Ride a Horse Cart through Bagan in Myanmar
- Play golf in Mongolia and spend the night in a yurt
- Get a private tour of The Giza Pyramids
- Visit the Taj Mahal, India
- Visit Angkor Wat, Cambodia
- Visit the Mayan Ruins, Mexico
- Visit Petra, Jordan
- Take a boat down the Nile
- Discover Angel Falls in Venezuela
- Visit a Marijuana Farm
- Visit the world’s tallest building in Dubai
- Visit the Great wall of China
- Trek Machu Picchu in Peru
- Watch the sunset over Victoria Falls, Zambia
- Take a ride on the Trans Siberian Railway
- Pay a pilgrimage to the Rift Valley
- Fake being Muslim and do Hajj in Mecca
- Get raped at the Minimala festival in PNG
- Show your colours at the Holi festival in India
- Drink yourself stupid for the St.Patrick’s day
- Skull back a tankard at Ocktoberfest, Germany
- Get mushed at a Full Moon Festival in Thailand
- Venture to the Sahara for Festival Au Desert, Timbuktu
- Attend a World Cup
- Party at carnival in Rio
- Party at the Rainforest Festival in Borneo
- Visit the 7 wonders of the natural world
- Visit every single country in the world
- Visit all 7 continents ( just Oceania left!)
- Reach both poles
- Climb Mount Everest
- Try another one of the Last Great Adventures
- Visit space
- Go around the world in 80 lays
- Sleep with a White, Asian, Latin & Black girl
- Do a Virgin
- Do a Jew
- Do a Muslim (muzzy)
- Do a Hindu
- Do a Christian
- Do a Buddhist
- Do a Voodoo chick
- Do a Vampire
- Fuck in a Church
- Fuck in a Mosque
- Fuck in a Synagogue
- Have a threesome (the good kind)
- Complete the Kama Sutra
- Date a model
- Love in another language
Boom! Feel free to add yours…
Nice list! Additions…
Sleep on a 200 ft pyramid in Tikal Guatemala – watch the sunrise above the jungle.
Collect all flags of the world – including Vatican.
Cross the Sahara on a camel – bang a Tuareg princess.
Take chick to paradise island – complete kamasutra.
Take 4 chicks to paradise island – do the 4some.
Boatride with Somali pirates – come back alive.
Bang the girlfriend of a colombian drug lord – escape his henchmen.
Get stoned on holy mushrooms with a shaman in Peru – see the light.
Do a dinner date with cannibal chicks in Papua New Guinea – eat them for dessert.
Join the French Foreign Legion. Do the 6 months of basic training in France, Djibouti and French Guyana. You get paid, get fit, travel, save money, learn French, bang chicks, blow up shit and get drunk with your comrades – then just AWOL and fuck off. Merci Beaucoup!
Upon capturing my first Flag at 20 years old, I knew where the Flagging path would take me: 25 Flags before Death or Marriage!
Excellent! Haha!
Hey nice list… I think it is great to make lists like these to really outline what you want to do. tried dog in Korea and it was an interesting experience. The meat was very tender and in Korea many of the elders consider this dish to be a delicacy.
Things I want to before I die (I’ll add more on my personal list later):
1. Go to Mongolia- I heard it’s beautiful there and the women happen to be very good looking as well. It’s definitely off the beaten track, but I’d like to go… Something about checking out the countryside in camels sounds appealing to me.
2. Check out the pyramids in Egypt- I definitely wanna see the pyramids just to check out the architecture alone.
3. Try authentic Italian food in Sicily- I heard the food in Sicily is incredible… I would like to go there on a culinary tour. I know Sicilian girls also happen to be very attractive
4. Check out Tajikistan- I heard from a friend that the women there have Asian features with green eyes…
5. Macchu Picchu- Last time I was in Peru, I did not get a chance to check out this great wonder. It’s definitely on my to do list. I heard it was the defining point of many backpackers’ trips in South America.
6.
You sold Tajikistan for me.. my mate going there this year in September I might be persuaded to join him..
Sweet, if you make it there before I do could you do a write up on it? I’m curious about how it is there…
Things from my list:
#16 – Sky Dive in a Kilt in Scotland
#19 – Milk a cow
#23 – Attend the Olympics
#28 – Pimp Slap a Pimp
#61 – See the Northern Lights (completed)
Sleep with a Septuagenarian and every single decade in between!
How about my favorite but nearly impossible :
A threesome with two sisters, i slept in the same bed with two teenage filipina sisters but no sex. I banged the older one before but couldnt convince them together.
- I banged a beautiful Chile girl last week and gonna meet her single and younger sister in a different city in a few days. I’m gonna go for it even though i probably will ruin them for life.
Greetz Neil
@Neil: You sir, are a naughty nomad. Good luck!
for #37 whats a minimala festival and why wld you want to get raped there???
I love reading these alrtices because they’re short but informative.
Hey Naughty, I can proudly tick of 26 on your list! Happy with that!
Let me know when you hit Oceania as I will try to help you out there (my home turf)
Have you been to Antarctica? That’s my only continent left – I want to go diving there, would be amazing!
Surprised at how bourgois this list starts off. I guess you joined a tour group to do all those “must-sees” more economically.
Hey Naughty Nomad, it is an inspiring list, although I am not in to weeds and the like.
Well, I can only tick 17 on your list, but I have done few others.
Add these:
1. Bang a bride during her honeymoon!
I have done this to a virgin Muslim girl from a conservative Asian country, came to my country with her newly wedded husband for honeymoon! (No 55 & 57 fulfilled!)
The couple knew each other for 10 years! Of course I knew her for few months and communicated with her before her arrival. She excused her husband for 1 hour to meet a “high professional” in her field! Ha.. Ha..
2. Fuck a woman, while her unsuspecting husband is working in the next room!
3. Then admit it to the husband and survive!
4. Get a hand job in a bus
5. Fuck in a moving train (it is really good!)
6. Fuck in your Professor’s room (while he is away!)
7. Get a PhD
8. Bring a woman to orgasm in a bus
9. Fuck in your office room during office hours
10. Spent a night with a local girl, floating on a raft on River Kwai
11. Bath naked with a local girl at an open waterfall in Thailand
12. Spending a night in a gun-holding Police officer’s home, with is wife, while her husband is patrolling the area
13. Impregnating other’s wives!
14. Be a sperm donor
15. Spent 1-2 week(s) in a forest solitude without speaking a single word
Random.. you really have a thing for married women… I like the Thai in the waterfall.
My list of things to do…
Have a threesome (achieve it by dressing as a beggar and ignoring all the PUA tips)
Visit an open air concert in your own hippie VW bus
Enjoy sex in public
Survive winter in the Caucasus (the weather ain’t your main problem)
Enjoy marvellous food in Italy
screw 3 different women from 3 different nations in one night. Make sure they dont find out about each other (prostitutes don’t count.)
Crash your car in an accident. Then go drinking with your friend
Serve in the army
Do a squirter
Drive 300 kph on a german Autobahn
Fuck a swiss woman
I’m a swiss guy and achieved all of those things except the two last ones. But I’m renting a Nissan GTR next September
fuck in a mosque….u would be dead
when did you do a hindu?u dont have the indian flag
well u can easily get that in trinidad
do voodoo chick…u can find that in haiti i belive
igloo in greenland perhaps as number 70…try out that foul tastin shrak in iceland
ocieania is gonna hella fun …ull love hawaiian women
gettin raped in PNG….interestin best o luck with that
43 an 44 u can do at once at 2014 ….then just vagabound throughout latin america
crazy list man,
I feel as if the very act of writing down our goals helps aid with visualization. It makes it that much easier to realize them. Your site has been very inspiring for me. Keep up the debauchery!
here is my list
http://welcometothelifestyle.wordpress.com/the-list/
whats PNG?
but heres a place where u can get simialr results
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-15876968
http://rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns-robber-into-sex-slave/
best o luck