Last night, I found myself cocooned in a the world’s heaviest sleeping bag housed in, of all things – an igloo. As I snuggled up to brave the freezing temperatures of the French Alps, my mind wondered what other absurd and unique experiences I have yet to experience. So I decided to make a wee list.

Everything in bold, I’ve done already and would highly recommend. The rest comprises of a bucket list that would leave a life of no regrets. Bear in mind, this is a Naughty Nomad list and not very warm and fuzzy…

69 things…

1. Live in a different country
2. White water rafting
3. Bungee jump
4. Take a hot balloon ride
5. Go skydiving
6. Learn to ski/snowboard
7. Get a Diving Licence
8. Get a Pilots Licence
9. Arrange a cross-continental rally with your mates
10. Smoke opium in Afghanistan
11. Try a line in Colombia
12. Smoke a joint at a reggae gig in Jamaica
13. Have a pint of Guinness in Ireland
14. Sip coffee in Ethiopia (it’s origin)
15. Take a gondola in Venus, Italy
16. Go tubing in Laos
17. Eat Dog in China
18. Dress up as a pirate in Somalia
19. Go off the rails in Phnom Penh, Cambodia
20. Ride a Horse Cart through Bagan in Myanmar
21. Play golf in Mongolia and spend the night in a yurt
    
22. Get a private tour of The Giza Pyramids
23. Visit the Taj Mahal, India
24. Visit Angkor Wat, Cambodia
25. Visit the Mayan Ruins, Mexico
26. Visit Petra, Jordan
27. Take a boat down the Nile
28. Discover Angel Falls in Venezuela
29. Visit a Marijuana Farm
30. Visit the world’s tallest building in Dubai
31. Visit the Great wall of China
32. Trek Machu Picchu in Peru
33. Watch the sunset over Victoria Falls, Zambia
34. Take a ride on the Trans Siberian Railway
35. Pay a pilgrimage to the Rift Valley
36. Fake being Muslim and do Hajj in Mecca
37. Get raped at the Minimala festival in PNG
38. Show your colours at the Holi festival in India
39. Drink yourself stupid for the St.Patrick’s day
40. Skull back a tankard at Ocktoberfest, Germany
41. Get mushed at a Full Moon Festival in Thailand
42. Venture to the Sahara for Festival Au Desert, Timbuktu
43. Attend a World Cup
44. Party at carnival in Rio
45. Party at the Rainforest Festival in Borneo
    
46. Visit the 7 wonders of the natural world
47. Visit every single country in the world
48. Visit all 7 continents ( just Oceania left!)
49. Reach both poles
50. Climb Mount Everest
51. Try another one of the Last Great Adventures
52. Visit space
53. Go around the world in 80 lays
54. Sleep with a White, Asian, Latin & Black girl
55. Do a Virgin
56. Do a Jew
57. Do a Muslim (muzzy)
58. Do a Hindu
59. Do a Christian
60. Do a Buddhist
61. Do a Voodoo chick
62. Do a Vampire
63. Fuck in a Church
64. Fuck in a Mosque
65. Fuck in a Synagogue
66. Have a threesome (the good kind)
67. Complete the Kama Sutra
68. Date a model
69. Love in another language

Boom! Feel free to add yours…