Four years ago, me and some buddies travelled to the Baltics: Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.
Ryanair had just started flights to the area and at that time it remained largely untrodden compared to other parts of Eastern Europe.
When I first visited cities like Riga and Tallinn, I was convinced I had discovered pussy heaven. There were barely any tourists and the local chicks outnumbered the guys in the bars.
But all good things come to an end.
I just came back from Riga and Tallinn.
What the fuck?
I should have seen it coming.
It’s happened before in cities like Prague, Rio and Krakow…
The mass migration of cock.
You’ve seen it before.
Stage one: First, the low cost airlines move in.
Stage Two: A few guys travel there out of curiosity. Then they go home and let the secret out – telling their friends about the new mating grounds.
Stage Three: The migration. All of a sudden, there’s an army of horny guys swarming the place with the hopes of getting their dicks wet. First the Italians, then the Brits and then the Americans.
In Estonia for example,
In 2009, visitor numbers were 1.38 Milllion.
In 2011, visitors numbers were 1.8 million.
That’s an increase of over 30% in just two years!!!
You think that’s bad? – Go to Riga. It’s turned into the City of Penis.
I’m sorry, for this is partly my fault. It’s blogs like mine that let the cat out of the bag and have sent men to these places in their droves.
Luckily, most guys are clueless and you can still get laid in these places- but it’s just harder than it used to be.
The truth is, all good playgrounds are eventually spoiled. I can tell you where to go before the rest find out, but you better move fast.
So, where will fall next?
The Balkans: I suspect Bucharest, Belgrade and Sofia will fall next.
Poland: Krakow is already stag-central. I predict Warsaw and Gdansk are next.
Kiev, Ukraine: The cheap airlines have just opened routes to the UK. When I was there, women vastly outnumbered men. After the European Championships this summer, I fear for the city’s future.
The Philippines: It’s too good to be true. Expect the likes of Boracay to a cockfest in 5 years.
I hope I’m wrong, but after returning to the Baltics, I fear for us all.
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