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What happened to the Baltics?

Four years ago, me and some buddies travelled to the Baltics: Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

Ryanair had just started flights to the area and at that time it remained largely untrodden compared to other parts of Eastern Europe.

When I first visited cities like Riga and Tallinn, I was convinced I had discovered pussy heaven. There were barely any tourists and the local chicks outnumbered the guys in the bars.

But all good things come to an end.

I just came back from Riga and Tallinn.

What the fuck? 

I should have seen it coming.

It’s happened before in cities like Prague, Rio and Krakow…

The mass migration of cock.

Riga Airport, yesterday.

You’ve seen it before.

Stage one: First, the low cost airlines move in.

Stage Two: A few guys travel there out of curiosity. Then they go home and let the secret out – telling their friends about the new mating grounds.

Stage Three: The migration. All of a sudden, there’s an army of horny guys swarming the place with the hopes of getting their dicks wet. First the Italians, then the Brits and then the Americans.

In Estonia for example,

In 2009, visitor numbers were 1.38 Milllion.

In 2011, visitors numbers were 1.8 million.

That’s an increase of over 30% in just two years!!!

You think that’s bad? – Go to Riga. It’s turned into the City of Penis.


I’m sorry, for this is partly my fault. It’s blogs like mine that let the cat out of the bag and have sent men to these places in their droves.

Luckily, most guys are clueless and you can still get laid in these places- but it’s just harder than it used to be.

The truth is, all good playgrounds are eventually spoiled. I can tell you where to go before the rest find out, but you better move fast.

So, where will fall next? 

The Balkans: I suspect Bucharest, Belgrade and Sofia will fall next.

Poland: Krakow is already stag-central. I predict Warsaw and Gdansk are next.

Kiev, Ukraine: The cheap airlines have just opened routes to the UK. When I was there, women vastly outnumbered men. After the European Championships this summer, I fear for the city’s future.

The Philippines: It’s too good to be true. Expect the likes of Boracay to a cockfest in 5 years.


I hope I’m wrong, but after returning to the Baltics, I fear for us all.

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25 Responses to What happened to the Baltics?

  1. Gary April 13, 2012 at 8:38 pm #

    The Philippines is dangerous in spots and that keeps people away. If the country was safe and had better food then it would have been overrun already.

  2. Slug_ua April 13, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

    You are 100% correct my friend…i already see it in kiev, as compared to 4-5 years ago. But the city is still man heaven. Like you said, lets see what happens after EURO2012

    This got me to thinking in terms of equilibrium: If the Italians, brits, etc swarm these “untapped resources” in large numbers, does that mean that the chance of hooking up in London, Rome, Florence, Dublin, etc is that much lower for them than east europe?? Or is it just the desire to bang chicks in a foreign land?? Because it sounds like the male:female ratio in west europe is horrible

  3. Lumiere April 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm #

    To be fair I did warn you.

  4. William April 14, 2012 at 2:02 am #

    Don’t worry NN, you just can’t storm the capital cities anymore!! Look a at smaller towns and you will find bliss once again. Are secret!

  5. Brianmark April 14, 2012 at 3:03 am #

    Great post on a topic that is always on my mind as a world traveler: Good places don’t last! You confirmed what I expected. I saw this happen in Ukraine, once they dropped the visa requirement, which kept the hordes of lazy cheap travelers out. Looks like I’ll have to work a little harder than I expected when I visit the Baltics!

  6. Brianmark April 14, 2012 at 3:10 am #

    Also, the Philippines is already a Cockfest for Korean guys. Where western tourist used to be the majority a few years back, now Korea offers discount flights and there are also discount flights from HK and mainland China and the Japanese are there too. Now when you go out in the Philippines, there are tons of Korean and Chinese guys dropping money like there is no tomorrow. Plan on a cockfest the next time you go!!!!

  7. Lee April 14, 2012 at 10:36 am #

    The key point is those stunning women are STILL there. those dumb guys did not take them away to some planet never to be seen again. it is just now a case of being more inventive to get the ladies there,or, not being too afraid to travel out of an A zone city to find them; which most tanked up brits on the piss wont do. so it can still be done.

    Or, NN is getting older and worries more about his patch being taken over!

  8. horace kent April 14, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    god damn cheap air travel. although to be fair the brits usually just come to get piss drunk and aint got that much of a swag. i definitely expect to see a large increase in tourism from chinese people though. they aint got that much game but will throw money around if the occasion calls for it and may spoil the market.

  9. William April 14, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

    Become fluent in Russian and it opens up a whole new world that all the swinging dicks can’t even get a sniff of.

  10. Tim April 14, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

    Philippines is my next destination, Thailand overrun with tourist and there is still plenty of pussy around, And isn’t most Korean and Japanese men lack game and good English?
    I see it as more chance to meet sexy Korean or Japanese girl (Japanese is My Leviathon :))

  11. Brianmark April 16, 2012 at 11:06 am #

    Tim, unfortunately these Korean guys drop tons of money on these girls. If you are a poor girl and have a choice of a Korean guy who takes you to the mall everyday or a Western guy who takes you to his hotel. Who do you think that Filipina will choose?

  12. billy April 16, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

    You think its bad now ? I have been going to Estonia for ten years and enjoyed times when you could nail 8’s just by being there. Being English pretty much guaranteed getting laid even, with no looks no style and no game. I feel like my personal paradise has turned to shit and I have nowhere else to go. Ukraine is probably ruined already so where next ?

  13. Sid April 16, 2012 at 10:29 pm #

    I’ve been wondering where the unspoiled, virginal lands still exist.

    I’m thinking the Caucasus countries could be a new avenue. NN has already stated that he’s planning a trip there, so we’ll see what happens.

    Central Asia (north of Afghanistan, of course) might be very worthwhile, or at the very bottom. I doubt any flaggers will be journeying there any time soon, however.

    Much of Africa seems awesome, if you have the balls to face it. Brazil is in decline, but Colombia seems solid still.

    Puritanical countries, such as the Middle East and India, might become fun in the future if they have local sexual revolutions, but things like that are nearly impossible to predict.

  14. horace kent April 17, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

    hows about mexico.nobody talks about that, what with the drug wars and all

  15. kongo April 18, 2012 at 9:16 am #

    Philippines danger stay away much better only boracay safe not worth to go there they giving u drugs and taking all money from you. about warsaw is already taken like krakow from my poit of view

  16. Stoondude April 21, 2012 at 11:54 pm #

    Naughty Nomad, I just got back from 20 days in Cuba, 2 spent in a Havana Police Station that I broke out of, and after I was tracked down 1 night in a Miltary detention facility. (All for wrecking 2 rental cars in the first 3 days)… Other than this set back, Havana has some of the hottest women in the world, very liberal and willing to fuck ASAP. You can live like a rockstar for under $150 a day. Rent a car, drive 100 meters and there will be gorgeous girls to pick up on the side of the road. They love to hang out with tourists, cause they cannot afford to drink or party other than with us. I’d strongly recommend this island for a future flag, I’ve travelled to Cuba 4 times and been with over 25 girls!

    • Naughty Nomad April 22, 2012 at 2:27 am #

      Nice. Sounds like that story deserves way more than two lines!

  17. Ash April 25, 2012 at 10:29 am #

    I hope Gdansk does not get ruined, but it will after the Euros, I’ve been going Sopot for a couple of years now, solo and with friends and have met at least 10 8’s, 4 of whom have visited me in London

  18. Newbie July 14, 2012 at 7:16 pm #

    interesting read guys!!

    what about Vilnius?

  19. Dominic August 28, 2012 at 12:21 am #

    Personally I think th best practise and challenge a guy can do to make himself capable of pulling anywhere is learning how to pull big in your own home town first. Shit its easy to pull girls when you travel because your such a novelty and girls like guys who are different.

    • Naughty Nomad August 28, 2012 at 10:40 pm #

      Do you think it’s easier to game a girl in a Islamic country spitting Arabic?

  20. cockmaster December 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm #

    well there are always 2nd tier citys when arriving at ukraine and poland but when it does become packed having exotic capital on your end(indian black arab asian etc) could help

    pick a totally new destinaiton that people dont think of like greenland, gets some eskimo/dane booty

    or some lil islands(mayotte,maurtius,vrigin is.,monseratt,guyana,saint kitts, saint lucia,svelberg,etc)
    barbados could be another its a …just cia world factbook…unspoiled areas1st wotld carbbean nation

    eastern europe is more women than men like veitnam a brazil an phillipines
    1 guy on return of kings had a code breaker to catch argentine girls

  21. cockmaster December 5, 2012 at 12:04 am #

    japan would be good 4/10 guys in a recent survey arent interested in sex
    more women to go around….herbavore men

  22. jack November 10, 2013 at 5:09 am #

    Boracay(run by koreans) is already a snag fest as is Gdansk. I still think in tallin it is very much stay away from the tourist bars/clubs and go where the locals go I found some good haunts with good quality women. I just watch a show on cable about 70 year old usa guys going to ukraine plenty of spots there 200 girls to 10 guys aged 20-30. Rio might be gone the tourist part but there are places that the locals go that lp doesn’t mention.

    Can anyone shed light on China and south america other than brazil and colombia?



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