This shit is so good I might Password protect it from next week. You guys owe me!
My friend Cormac and I were drinking at the local pub last Saturday night.
In walk a gaggle of girls: nine of them, all looking sexy and dolled up for a night out. They were just popping in for a few cheeky drinks before they hit the club.
“Some of them are really cute, we should make a move,” I said.
“Send them over a few shots of water!” Cormac joked.
The man was a genius. I don’t think he knew how brilliant an idea it was.
“Fuck it, let’s do it!” I exclaimed.
I went up to the bar and arranged nine shots of water on a tray (in the shape a smiley face for good measure). The bar staff refused to deliver it. Apparently it was ‘disrespectful’ – whatever. I asked my bro’s girlfriend from Romania to do the deed. She refused, but when I told her it was only water she actually changed her mind and wanted in on the joke.
I gave her the tray.
“Tell them it’s from us,” I said.
She went over and delivered the girls the shots, pointing out us: their magnanimous admirers.
All the girls looked over at us, offering big grins and flirty waves. We raised our glasses and smiled back. “What nice fools!” they must have been thinking, feeling like little princesses. They each picked up a shot, and arranged to do it all at once. Then all nine got in a circle and chanted down from 5.
They downed the shots of water.
Well, I tell you, I nearly pissed myself . It couldn’t have gone better. The mixed looks of confusion and horror were too much. The girls turned around to find us in tears of laughter. We made them look like complete idiots, firmly putting them in their place. We had turned from the creepy nice guys to comedic assholes. In one second, we gained all the value.
Result: Attraction. They wanted our cocks. WE got approached. One of the sexiest of the lot came and starting chatting us up.
I’m going to using this gambit from now on. It’s just too good!
I’m simply calling it the Water Shots Gambit.
Next time you see a group of gorgeous girls sitting around a table, getting attention from every dick in the building, don’t put their pussies on a pedestal, put ’em in their place.
I can’t wait to try this out in a really classy place with models.
Try it out yourselves and see what happens. It’ll make you laugh, and with any skill, it’ll get you laid…