Continued for part 1…

Refugee stats

Take a look at the stats above. Awful as it is, there is a bright side to populations being displaced…

What happens when a beautiful young woman discovers the world of sexual liberalism?

She can remain behind the bastion of creed and culture, but she may tear down the walls. She may find something far more appealing – the holy f#”k. She may choose man over Taliban, trade her prayers for orgasms…

This is good for you, a man who likes exotic and unattainable women. Thanks to war, coups, oppression and famine – these chicks are now fair game! And you don’t have to worry about life imprisonment for sexing them. Let’s take some examples…

The Afghan

It just sounds sexy doesn’t it? Say it out loud.. “My girlfriend’s from Afghanistan.” Want one? Best hunt outside the country’s borders (It doesn’t sound ideal inside). Here’s where you can find them…

Germany	100,000
United Arab Emirates	70,000
United Kingdom	70,000
United States	65,972
Netherlands	38,653
Canada	48,090
Australia	19,416

source: Wikipedia

The Iraqi

It is estimated that around 2.2 million Iraqis have fled the country since 2003. However, apparently Iraqis love to party and if you spend time in the country the flag can be obtained! Fellow Mexican Pirate Gary the fish is in Iraq at the moment… reports coming! If you don’t fancy nipping in, consider a refugee..

• 750,000 are in Jordan,
• 1 million in Syria.
• In 2006, 1.27 million immigrants were granted legal permanent residence in the U.S., including 70,000 refugees.

The Palestinian

Personally, I’d love a Palestinian gf. I’d love to show my solidarity in the most intimate way possible. In all likely hood, Palestine will one day be the world’s newest country. Naughty Nomad recognizes the Palestinian flag. If you’d prefer a wank over the West Bank, once again consider the refugee option…

• Jordan 1,983,733
• Lebanon 425,640
• Syria 472,109
• West Bank 778,993
• Gaza Strip 1,106,195

Burmese

I’ve been to Myanmar; it’s not a easy place to get laid (unless you p4p). There’s 140,000 in relatively liberal Thailand. Dig in… (nasty).

The Saudi

The elusive Saudi is shrouded behind the walls of the mysterious and isolated kingdom of Saudi Arabia. If you’re super hardcore and plan on picking up within the kingdom I suggest your read this article. Otherwise, you’re best bet is getting your flag outside the country. Try Dubai.. I tried to find stats but failed miserably.

North Korea

As the Vatican is not really a flag, the most wanted flag in the world is arguably North Korea. Virtually impossible to capture inside the country, refugees and defectors are the only way to go.

• China has between 20,000-30,000 North Korean refugees. 60% – 70 % of these are women who have been trafficked.
• 10,000 live in Far East Russia
• An average of 3,000 refugees escape to South Korea each year, and the rate of defectors has been increasing year on year.

Boom… feel free to add some info!

Have you got you’re refugee flag yet?