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Krakow City Guide

Krakow City Guide

THIS GUIDE IS OLD AF. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Krakow in a word: Quintessential. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: €10 per gram. Board: €3-7 for a […]

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Snapshot: Zadar, Croatia

Snapshot: Zadar, Croatia

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Zadar.   What are one’s first impressions of Zadar? Surprisingly pleasant. The old town is very agreeable and the prices are WAY lower than southern Croatia. You might as well be in a different country. What are […]

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Snapshot: Thessaloniki, Greece

Snapshot: Thessaloniki, Greece

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Thessaloniki. What are one’s first impressions of Thessaloniki? Not as pretty as Athens, but a hell of a lot cheaper. The city receives barely any tourists so people are friendlier. If this is your first stop in […]

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Hvar Island Guide

Hvar Island Guide

Hvar in a word: Seasonal. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Up to €4 for a 250ml bottle. Bed: €12-15 for a private room. Bud: €5 per gram. Board: €10 for a main course. Budget other: Apart from being […]

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Sarajevo City Guide

Sarajevo City Guide

Sarajevo in a word: Contrasting. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.50 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €12 for a private room. Bud: €5 per gram Board: €3 for a local dish. Budget other: It’s €12 for a […]

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Snapshot: Dubrovnik, Croatia

Snapshot: Dubrovnik, Croatia

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Dubrovnik. What are one’s first impressions of Dubrovnik? Overcrowded, overpriced and over-rated. Even in mid September, the place was chock-a-block with festering tourists. Don’t get me wrong – it’s very, very pretty, but after Montenegro this place is quite […]

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Budva City Guide

Budva City Guide

Budva in a word: Adorable. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €3 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: €5-10 a gram (Serb prices) Board: €5 for a pizza. Budget other: You will be […]

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Tirana City Guide

Tirana in a word: Meh. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a 500ml bottle. Bed: €16 for a private room. Bud: €5 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Taxi drivers may try […]

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Snapshot: Athens, Greece

Snapshot: Athens, Greece

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Athens. What are one’s first impressions of Athens? The first thing one notices about Athens is the women. They are drop dead gorgeous.  In this authors opinion, the Greek girls give other Mediterranean women a run for their […]

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