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Snapshot: Thessaloniki, Greece

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Thessaloniki.

Entrance to Kamara

What are one’s first impressions of Thessaloniki?

Not as pretty as Athens, but a hell of a lot cheaper. The city receives barely any tourists so people are friendlier. If this is your first stop in Greece, I’m sure the first thing you will notice is the local talent.

What are the women like?

The standard in Greece is a bit ridiculous, they are a truly scrumptious race.  If that tanned med look doesn’t get you going maybe this will: in this authors experience the girls of Thessaloniki are game like nowhere else. They have no problem making out with you in record time if you know how to woe them (this city inspired me to write my 10 second k-close post). They have a good command of the English language, have relaxed attitudes and put plenty of skin on show. I’m sure your hormones will be working overload. What I like about this city is the amount of rock/ emo /alternative chicks on the street. Guys, this city is fantastic for women.

Typically Greek

Where should I go at night-time?

If you like young beautiful women, go to the Kamara district. Apart from all the bars on offer, there’s a park near the university where hundreds of rock chicks and kinky cuties hang out for all night parties on the cheap. While we were there, a huge party was also happening outdoors on the university grounds. Kamara is the business.

Any other recommendations?

Get a private room near Kamara. Not only is this where the nightlife is, it’s also a historical centre. In Kamara, everyone buys cheap drinks at Kiosks. You should do the same. If you want to seriously increase your chances of getting some sexy Greek ass, provide weed. Pick some up in Skopje if you’re arriving from the north.

The Bottom Line

Way more fun than Athens. This is place to slay a Greek.

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8 Responses to Snapshot: Thessaloniki, Greece

  1. Doug May 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    Hi, I’m planning a trip for this summer. Given the choice would you rather spend a monday and tuesday in Thessaloniki and a Friday/Saturday in Sofia. Or a Monday and Tuesday in Sofia and Friday/Saturday in Thessaloniki? Thanks man, great site!

    • Naughty Nomad May 21, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

      Get the Weekend in Sofia 🙂

  2. Beaux Jeaux August 18, 2011 at 12:15 am #

    The typical Greek girls pic you posted is from the tv show Greek lol. I hope this doesnt mean the whole site is fake

  3. Zero July 17, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    Great site! I was just in Thessaloniki for a mid-July weekend and was wondering what time of year you were there? You’re right about the women are indeed ridiculous and there are no tourists, but I couldn’t find anyone hanging out in the parks or any alternative chicks. Then I found out that all of the rock clubs and most of the nightclubs in town are closed for the summer because many people go to the beaches at Halkidiki to party. The city seemed to empty out on Friday night. The girls that were still in the city matched more your description Athens “slightly up their own ass”, so I’m wondering if all the fun party chicks leave for the summer and it’s better to visit when school’s in session? Really enjoying all the profiles and I’m going to check out many of your Eastern Europe top-5 in the next few weeks.

  4. Yian September 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm #


    Yes! Most young people in thessaloniki leave as soon as they finish university exams for chalkidiki. It is close for them and cheap since most stay at friends’ houses. This usually happens when you got there.

    BUT to my exoerience as greek, greek girls are some of the most snob and difficult in europe. Street game will yield little to no results in athens. Thessaloniki a bit better, but still your chances are slim

  5. J December 9, 2012 at 3:38 pm #

    Yo, thanks 4 the review. I’m just arrived in Thessoloniki with my girl, so the chick advice ain’t intended for me but anyone got any tips on picking up bud here?? Is the guide accurate??? Peace :-I===%~~~herb4life

  6. Someone October 19, 2016 at 9:59 pm #

    Greek girls are the most easy going and friendly girls in Europe plus they are beautiful and gorgeous in Bulgaria I barely saw Amy attractive girls.


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