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5 Reasons to have an African Girlfriend

OK, now that I’ve pulled you in with my title, let’s replace the word girlfriend with “primary”—the term girlfriend carries too much baggage.

I have unfenced relationships (or fuck buddies, to be more crass), but occasionally  I find myself spending time with one of my lady friends outside the bedroom because I actually like spending time with them. These girls tend to become what I call my “primary”.

For some reason my primaries nearly always end up being African girls. I wondered why…

Be warned: This article is rife with generalizations, but play along. I’ve traveled to 93 countries—so my views are more objective than all those social justice warriors who will no doubt insult me in the comment section. [Edit: After all the hate I’ve received, I’d like to clarify by ‘Africans’ I’m referring to ACTUAL Africans south of the Sahara—not Americans who call themselves African.

Anyway, lately I’ve being dating a few Asians and Latinas, but they just don’t seem to do it for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll shag em’ no problem, but in between orgasms I find myself being uninterested or bored. With many African chicks, it’s different. Why?

1. They’re confident. Many girls, especially East Asian girls, act all coy and sweet. While it’s adorable and it makes you feel all the more dominant, it’s boring. I like a girl who can have fun with my friends, tell a story, and express herself. One commonality among almost every African culture is that they encourage extroversion. Take your average Nigerian girl for example—she’s full of little idioms, charisma, and gesticulation. It’s hot. Confidence is sexy and many African girls have it in abundance—even the fat ones.

2. It’s kinda…cool. OK, this is more for non-black guys. Let’s face it, you rarely see non-Afro guys with a black girlfriends. (Part of me thinks that many of them are intimidated by them.) Personally, I love walking the streets with a Afro chick under my arm, especially one with looks to kill. I love the stares we invite, the evil glares from old racists, disapproving black guys and jealous white girls. Fuck ’em. It’s nice to be the shiniest thing in the room.

3. They’re really horny. Apart from religious virgins, I find it’s true. “Us African girls are the horniest,” were the words of my first black girlfriend.  I don’t know it’s cultural or genetic, but all the kinkiest chicks I’ve been with have been Afro girls.

4. They’re great in bed. I maintain African bodies are the best going for the reasons stated in my Sex in Africa 101. While some of you may prefer lighter shades, when it comes to ass I generally find the darker the skin, the better the buns. I’ve been with dozens of Afro girls, and let me tell you: when you’re pounding them doggy style it’s hard not to blow your load in the first few seconds. And then there’s those big succulent lips—best blow jobs hands down. The best head I’ve ever gotten was off an Angolan and a Haitian. (Plus when you’re in bed, some of them get off when you to call them n**ger—a word I abhor—but in a bedroom context, it feels just so dirty and wrong you can’t help but get strangely aroused by it).

5. They’re more accepting of promiscuity. They may not like it, but most African girls turn a blind eye to their guys fooling around. Monogamy is a sexual perversion, after all, and Afro girls seem to get that more than others. Polygamy is widespread on the continent so women are used to sharing their men. Most African chicks who come to the West will tell you that guys from the own country are pure players. If we take the example of Nigerian guys in Ireland, not all, but many of them would quickly cheat on their Nigerian gf if a half-decent blonde wanted their dick. Don’t ask, don’t tell. I’m honest with all my girlfriends, but I find Afro girls are more understanding of their guy sleeping around—providing you’re not disrespectful or don’t talk about it.

Agree or Disagree? Share your thoughts…

79 Responses to 5 Reasons to have an African Girlfriend

  1. Ben September 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

    “plus when you’re in bed you get to call them n**ger”, hahaha! I now want to shag a black woman purely so I can say that, I’m getting a stuffy at the thought. Quality article.

    When will you do a guide to snagging in the ex Soviet breakaway republics? The women I was banging in Transdniester were the best looking I’ve ever seen due partly to their emaciated bodies from lack of quality nutrition. I’m imagining Abkhazia’n women have the same emaciated look but with a healthier complexion from the southern sunshine. Fuck knows what a spSouth Ossetian looks like.

    • Naughty Nomad September 23, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

      I was in Transdniester myself. But only a normal Moldovan flag for me.. Eastern European breakdown will come after I hit Slovenia.

    • Lara June 17, 2014 at 2:46 pm #

      You’re disgusting and so are many of your commenters and if you’re calling African women niggers in bed and getting away with it, you must be seeing call girls and paying heavily. People like you are the reason so many black people hate white people. You’re doing your ethnicity no favours. See a shrink. As a confident African women, this article makes me feel sick and so do you.

      • Abra April 25, 2015 at 4:32 pm #

        I agree with you

  2. Africascott September 23, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Hey Nomad good job your right on—especially points 3 and 4. AS you know I’ve been coming to Accra for 10 years and living here full time for the last 2. I am not bragging when I tell you I have litterally been with hundreds of diferent African girls. With few exceptions thsese girls are great—the’re particullarly clen, very cute, sexy as hell, extremely hot and if they like you they will fuck you silly. The Nigerians do have the best personalities along with the looks and they fuck like they dance—amazingly well.

    You know I am considering moving to S.E. Asia for a change but this post is making me think twice.

    Africascott

  3. Solo September 23, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    lol @ you get to call them “nigger” reminds me of the time when I fuck white girls and tell them I’m Obama repaying them back for Slavery…..good times

  4. T September 23, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    I agree with all of these reasons. They make fun girlfriends. GIRLFRIENDS. But the confidence also comes with a constant desire to dominate, and that gets tiresome. Also, it depends on what specific culture they are from. observe the culture for a while and be sure that’s what you want to be attached to should you get one pregnant. They get pregnant real fucking easy. But it is truly a unique experience to date one. it will make all other women seem like child’s play in comparison. I had my fun and realized that they aren’t for me. Good experience though..

  5. SirMarjAlot September 23, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    Yes I love fucking those African or black girls doggy style too, I would love to spend my life just doing this. Hopefully I am meeting one tomorrow.
    Should do more mongering in Africa really

    • Adeyemi July 5, 2014 at 1:24 pm #

      Go back home to your fragile, weak minded, saggy flat assed women on anti-depressants who age in dog years. Nobody wants your autistic, weak pale ass over here. This is why so many African women are disgusted with you. One of these doghaired pigs tried to come up to me and hit on me. Just like the rest of these snakes, he had no lips (god thats so creepy and disgusting) and was clearly a colonial mindset freak. I told him I was not into tiny pink dicks.

  6. Crunchie September 24, 2011 at 2:40 am #

    I like this post Naughty Nomad. I was friends with two black girls in first year of college in dublin. One girl was from nigeria and I went out with a gang of freinds a couple times, she seemed a nice girl and even I noticed she was after me, but whenever we got alone she started talking about god, so I left it. Another girl was from trinidad. She was a out and out cracker. I was freinds with her, met her dad when her bf sailed to dublin to meet her I met him(haha we looked at each other and both hated each other). She asked me out a couple times just me and her, once to a meal, once to a gig, another time to boxing and I said no as I despised and feared the freind zone and kinda sensed I was being gamed by her for it. I guess what I am trying to say is black girls are more forthright with ya(I was over sensitive to messages they were sending and over reacted as my modest experience was with white girls with their more subtle messages)

    P.S. I met this lovely jap girl, have you any advise for me N.N.?

    • Naughty Nomad September 25, 2011 at 10:21 am #

      @Crunchie: With Japs you just have to be dominant and lead the interaction. Traditional roles are still hold strong in the country.

  7. Crunchie September 24, 2011 at 2:42 am #

    Congrats on being banned in china.

  8. Mitch September 27, 2011 at 8:21 am #

    Yo NN, what do you think of African girls v. girls of African descent? Do you fuck with carribean/british african girls in Ireland?

    I’ve never been to Africa, but know Colombia pretty well and can definitely say that Afro-Colombian girls were way sexier than African American girls. Though that could just be that they’re not as fat there, plus the fact that they’re all a bit mixed so have some real exotic looks.

    • Naughty Nomad September 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

      Don’t really have experience with girls of African descent. Ireland’s history of immigration in still very recent.

  9. Mitch September 27, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Well my man, if you want a new flavor check out el pacifico colombiano: nariño, guapi, quibdó, buenaventura, and of course Cali. Colombia has places where it’s 99% black, and that’s the area where the jungle is right on the beach. Might be your best bet for South America besides Brazil since you’re so in love with black chicks

  10. Fred Tracy September 30, 2011 at 7:04 am #

    I’ve been with one black girl, and the BJ was indeed awesome – and she didn’t even know what she was doing!

  11. declan October 2, 2011 at 7:43 am #

    can you pls send me the password to “ultimate pick up guide abroad”?

    thanks

  12. rocklobster December 21, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    Points 3 & 4 are spot on!

    My first African encounter (with a Ghanaian) was a real eye opener, I was astonished by her levels of arousal; big black nipples swollen to the size of strawberries and cunt juices flowing like a river. I’ve been hooked on African gash ever since….

  13. silver darling February 8, 2012 at 10:30 pm #

    Excellent … should be the top 5 million reasons African girls are the dream … skulduggeress, skillfull, sexy darlings … with character, with class, with a big sweet sugar smile just for you (and anyone else needing charmed right at that moment) … the best travelling companions i’ve ever had … but do i owe them a visa for that … memory of silky ass skin … should i get them a visa for that … should i get on the phone to Salone right now … or wait till payday and buy myself the plane ticket …

  14. david June 17, 2012 at 6:06 pm #

    Damm.. I had this south african chick that wanted my dick, but i passed on the offer because i was sick as well as really high. It was amsterdam. Really wish I knew more about south africa at the time.

  15. Fuckface August 25, 2012 at 5:04 pm #

    Latin girls are better. Trust me!

  16. cockmaster November 2, 2012 at 2:32 am #

    sounds like when youre ready to settle down your future wife will be african
    you should bang all over africa before heading to the other nations….im intrigued with african women now thanx to you…perhaps south africa an congo to start?..work your way up north

  17. hornyblackdude November 27, 2012 at 3:43 pm #

    Hey I am a nigerian and this 100percent true. You should get a load of their booty

  18. oibo December 20, 2012 at 2:41 pm #

    You had a short vacation at Africa but You don’t know anything about Africa!
    I lived and worked there for 13 years (Abuja, Katsina, Port Harcourt, Lagos). I partied at Abuja with some Irish green keepers and lived mostly private outside the protected camps! I never felt insecure and never needed a car with dark windows. If you behave yourself (not playing the great white man) and if you’re not fear to party with all kind of criminals and beggars you are safe and they will even protect you!
    I was married for 10 years to a Nigerian woman and according to my experiences I have to say that:
    Nigerian women are the most pretty in Africa!
    The most pretty Nigerian women are the Ibo-women.
    You can only be happy with an African women if you love to live a life of promiscuity.
    In Africa everybody fucks with everybody – it’s just entertainment.
    African women are born with a gene of hiding and denying.
    African women are only horny if their clitoris and labia are not cut of (at least 60% of the women are cutted).
    The only thing African women really love is money (Africans would sell their own grand ma for 1000 Naira)

    If you want to live with an African woman you have to have much money because to live a respected life in Africa is very expensive for a white man and most important leave her in her country of origin (You have to move)!!!!

    Mr. Nomad You pay every day for sex by paying a drink or gifts to your girlfriend or paying the cost of living for your family.

    The Third World Hookers are collecting money for the welfare of their family – so I don’t care!

    Better an African Hooker than a European Housewife!!!! It’ a much better bargain.

    • Lara June 17, 2014 at 2:50 pm #

      No everyone does NOT fuck everyone. You only think so because you spent your time with prostitutes and you and those on this message board should know that few African women will date a white man unless they are prostitutes and the reason why they won’t is because of the sort of disgusting racism and objectification by sex tourists like yourself which has made them wary of white men in general.

  19. Her Wanderin' Feet June 13, 2013 at 2:07 am #

    “Plus when you’re in bed you get to call them n**ger.”

    I highly doubt this.

    5 Reasons to have an African boyfriend?

    Sorry, there’s just one 😉

    On a serious note, the darker the skin the better the buns is soooo true, but only applies to Africans. I’ve found very dark South Asians not to have the well rounded buns of Africans. Africans definitely have the best bods on the planet.

    • Naughty Nomad June 13, 2013 at 2:12 am #

      Why doubt?

      Yes, best bods ever.

    • Lara June 17, 2014 at 2:52 pm #

      “Plus when you’re in bed you get to call them n**ger.”

      I highly doubt this.

      You’re right to doubt this. Follow his jackass and his racist fantasies and you’re far likelier to get your nose busted by a disgusted, angry and GENUINELY upset woman. Calling a person racial slurs in bed isn’t cool or sexy, it’s ABUSIVE.

  20. Her Wanderin' Feet June 13, 2013 at 6:59 pm #

    Read this;
    Dumbbfuckingadvice.com

    I would just sensuously whisper in a breathy voice, “my large pink penis, are you loving it darling?”

    And shut his trap, nip this nonsense in the bud.

    (The pink penis thing is an inside joke amongst women of color).

    • Naughty Nomad June 13, 2013 at 8:16 pm #

      I’ve taken down that link as it’s the dumb article for any woman with half a brain.
      Any relationship adviser who tells a chick to dump her husband (who she loves deeply and provides her with everything), over a word he uses to get off on in bed, is FUCKING RETARDED. This was written (and I’d say the letter was too) by some racist dumb femcunt with no intelligence. How about telling her to just say, “Honey, don’t call me that in bed. It’s a massive turn off.” No. Don’t communicate, divorce him, you silly cunt. Be unhappy like me and my cats.
      In the bedroom, what’s wrong is right. New worlders are so obsessed with race it’s pathetic.

      • Lara June 17, 2014 at 2:53 pm #

        racist dumb femcunt ‘
        Oh, you hate ALL women not just black ones. How enlightening. And unsurprising. Most racists tend to be misogynists as well.

        • Naughty Nomad June 17, 2014 at 3:18 pm #

          Bahahaha.

        • Adeyemi July 5, 2014 at 1:31 pm #

          Yes he and all these white men are misogynists who hate the true Black Africans. They’ve always had this need to fuck animals and they have to convince themselves that we are just so that they can get off. They have a long history of sleeping with horses and other cattle. It really has to do with the mental illness that comes along with their recessive genetics. If they can’t convince themselves of the “animal narrative” then they just go for the children instead. I can’t stand these disgusting doghaired pigs with no lips. They are a cancer.

  21. Her Wanderin' Feet June 14, 2013 at 9:07 am #

    What are “new worlders”?

    The article describes how she did communicate her displeasure to her husband but he did not stop.

    The small pink penis thing would shut his trap as well as shut him down sexually for a good long while (I know from personal experience) so I advised her to play that card, and then if he did not feel genuine remorse, repent to her and reform his ways, a divorce is justified, especially since they don’t have kids.

    But none of that without first decimating his ego and hitting him where it hurts the most, especially for an insecure white man who always wonders what black men are like in bed and if they measure up in terms of not only inches, but technique, stamina and rhythm as well.

    She could even play it off as some sort of kink/fetish.

    “Honey I always wondered what it was like to be fucked by a penis so small I can’t even feel it inside me and now I know! Oddly enough, it has some sort of anti-climatic appeal.

    Let’s do it again. But wait! Can we watch some black porn first so I can get excited?.”

    Ouch!

    White boy be grovelin at her wanderin’ feet then!

    • Tawia July 5, 2014 at 1:50 pm #

      LOL everything you said was so right. One of these perverts tried to talk to me when I was out with my girlfriends. He even tried that lame tired shit where he talked about money. These white men always trying to treat us like slaves. I made sure to send out a clear message that I knew exactly how his people were and he quickly ran away like the pathetic coward that we already knew he was. I’m thankful that our African sisters have put this out on tumblr and facebook to expose these creeps. We already knew they were terrible people but I am glad this is on display to show our sisters, daughters and friends exactly how these whites think. I hope they all get skin cancer and die.

      • Don Juan September 8, 2015 at 7:28 am #

        You really have an inferiority complex, I feel sorry for people like you that have been brainwashed from birth to see everything as a form of discrimination. You can’t function as a normal human being.

  22. Her Wanderin' Feet June 14, 2013 at 9:09 am #

    “This was written (and I’d say the letter was too) by some racist dumb femcunt with no intelligence. ”

    But the husband calling his own wife a nigger is not a racist?

    Yeah, that’s only logical.

  23. Her Wanderin' Feet June 17, 2013 at 6:21 am #

    Besides not having a fetish for small, pink and unattractive penises with lack of rhythm, there are other reasons why Black women can be hesitant about dating white guys, at least in the US;

    April 18, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    @ ThirtyNine – You’re one of my favorite RR commenters, and I really appreciate your having my back of sorts with the “straw man” issue and all. So I’ll relate some personal knowledge, and maybe that’ll help?

    Are black women willing to date white men? I can say unequivicolly, yes. Is that the preference? Unequivicolly, no. Have you seen the movie SOMETHING NEW with Sanaa Lathan and Simon Baker? They get at the reasons behind our hesitance very well. Since white man are the primary perpetrators of the US’s racist patriarchy, white men by and large are still viewed with suspicion. The way black woman conjures up all those negatives images for white men, as mentioned in the post, so does “white man” conjure up negative images for us. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes to a white male coworker or boss or salesman or cop, we can judge each guy on his own merits. But a white guy as a romantic partner? Uh, yeah, we don’t care to actually sleep with, or to put it better, we don’t care to bring that home with us. It’s one thing to put up with racialized sexism and sexualized racism outside our homes, but to actually bring that in the house? where we expect the most comfort and freedom? It’s not a brick wall, but it is a major mental hurdle to climb.

    Also, there’s what we know of white men as it relates to dating and black women. One, you don’t find us marriage material; two, when white men do date us, it’s either as an exotic adventure or a sexual one, due to our being stereotyped as hyper-sexual. We really don’t expect to be “hit on” by a white guy. So they may have not realized you were seriously interested in dating.

    And that’s assuming you didn’t approach them with some lame line like, “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

    Keep in mind, time, place, and day plays a part, too. Did you approach these women after five on a work day? When they’re still stressed from work and here comes the “coworker/boss/salesperson/cop” white man you represent who just pissed them off not a couple hours ago? Or, was it earlier in the day on the weekend when they were still in a morning time, “new day” mood? Were you out in Vanilla City, or did you meet them on their on turf? Besides, there’re times when women just don’t want to be hit on, and that’s all women.

    Your lack of success has nothing to do with you personally. I actually think your race does play a part because of the meaning white skin carries with it. Whereas white men have limited experience with black women, we have tons of experience with you, the majority of which is not good. Even at it’s best, white skin still represents mainstream culture, a culture that negatively judges black culture, black women. Again, why bring judgment that “home?” “Home” is where I can speak black English. Will dating a white man change that?

    So, it’s not that your race puts you off the team, so to speak, just farther down the bench. You’re in the “Big Dance,” just probably a really, very high seed. But mind you now, VCU and Butler were seeded 13 and 11 respectively, and they made it to the Final Four.

    I hope that helps. If you’re interested, I have some other advice on meeting a black woman. I just didn’t want to make this comment twice as long as it already

    • Annette June 17, 2014 at 1:23 am #

      Your whole post is TRUTH. This article is trash. When a white guy approaches me it is obvious whether or not he subscribes to these degrading and racist stereotypes, and when he does, he gets swerved so quickly! Majority of these men in the comments are so pathetic, I feel sorry for the women they date.

  24. nesci0 March 27, 2014 at 8:39 pm #

    Fuck,

    I love dating African girls, it’s really, really addictive. They are fucking horny and amazing in bed. Also, half of them are still half savages, being raised in small town, having seen war and shit, makes them though muthafuckas. I have been together for over a month with a hot Congolese girl, real sweetheart and exceptionally honest for a Congolese girl. As most hot girls you meet in bars she works as a prostitute to feed her family, but well, I accepted her the way she is and she’s really grateful I respect her. Lately she has been mostly at my place and never asked me money or anything. It’s a pretty weird situation. Sometimes she tells me these stories when she got into a fight with some girl or some guys and beat the shit out of them. It really turns me on.

    Before her I was dating another Congolese girl who told me this story when she was walking on the catwalk some guy kept on touch her and she told him to back off, but he didn’t. She took off one of her high heels and smashed it into one of his eyes, making him half blind squirting blood all over the catwalk.

    Then there was also the stripper/drugdealer in Ethiopia and many many others. I fucking love them all, they’re crazy, hot, good in bed and if you treat them with respect, it’s less hard then you think to date girls who aren’t after your money. Work on them shoring skills!

  25. dani June 16, 2014 at 11:40 pm #

    this is the most disgusting shit i’ve ever read in my life.

    and all these greasy ass ugly pale white boys in the comments fucking co-signing this gross shit make me want to vomit.

    god bless whatever poor african girl falls into your traps.

    • josh June 17, 2014 at 5:17 pm #

      Your point would have been stronger if you had said “God help,” rather than “God bless” these poor African girls. Sounds like you are giving them a benediction.

      • Naughty Nomad June 17, 2014 at 5:40 pm #

        God bless them indeed 🙂

  26. nicole June 17, 2014 at 12:59 am #

    This is fucking disgusting. These comments and this article. I almost threw up.

  27. Feminist Killjoy June 17, 2014 at 1:32 am #

    You are a fucking disgusting excuse for a human being. That is all.

  28. Jennifer June 17, 2014 at 2:12 am #

    You are a fucking monster. Please die.

  29. Marie June 17, 2014 at 3:03 am #

    The way you are objectifying these women and discussing them like they are only there to suck your dicks and allow you to call them racial slurs, all so you can get off quicker makes me fear for your whole gender.

  30. Olivia June 17, 2014 at 6:44 am #

    This is one of the many reasons that I as a Black woman don’t date white men anymore.

    • naynay June 17, 2014 at 4:29 pm #

      Me too sister!!!! I had to put a stop these fucks. They make it seem like they’re so good and respectful when in reality, they only see black women as their sex slaves and that’s it. I ain’t with all that right there.

  31. Sue June 17, 2014 at 4:57 pm #

    These pathetic half wit raisin dick white boys wouldn’t even be able to sleep with my African women if they had a choice. No African women down grades herself to being with an ain’t shit white boy. I’m sure all these women went back with stories about the disgusting unsatisfying sexual experience they had with these guys. These white guys are so revolting.

    • Naughty Nomad June 17, 2014 at 5:15 pm #

      I probably fucked your sister, racist. Not gonna lie.

      • Rick July 27, 2014 at 12:15 am #

        The only racist person is YOU. And just for your info, the description in the dictionary, probably written by a caucasian person is woefully INADEQUATE.

        HIV+AIDS or Ebola, or a combo of both is what you and your greasy mutant recessive rhesus-monkey albino friends deserve. No upstanding man treats women as something you just have sex with. People like yourself is one of the symptoms of what’s incredibly WRONG with the world today, ESPECIALLY with the troubled (colonial & slavery) history of Africa, where (especially) the women have been subject to mass rapes by foreigners. Your behavior is appalling, and that’s putting it mildly. It’s when I read blogs such as this, that I wonder why God would put such vile creatures as yourself on this planet. You’re a poor excuse for a human being, a vermin, a waste of air and more importantly, one who doesn’t deserve to LIVE.

        • Naughty Nomad July 27, 2014 at 12:53 am #

          Right.. you’re not rascist. I see you try to hold it back in the first paragraph with the word caucasian… but you kind of blew it with your “greasy mutant recessive rhesus money albino” comment. And most mass rapes in Africa today are carried out by other Africans.. like in Congo. It’s also pointless to lecture an Irishman on colonial oppression, but I guess ignorance and racism come hand and hand.

  32. Literally June 17, 2014 at 9:32 pm #

    I literally hope you fall off of a cliff and die @NaughtyNomad

  33. sigh June 18, 2014 at 11:02 am #

    Ew…Gross racist white boys trying to get with us black girls..fuck off..youre gross, creepy and racist.

    Your father should have splattered you all over the sheets.

    • Don Juan September 8, 2015 at 7:37 am #

      You are the racist one. You are probably too stupid to realise what a hypocrite your are.

  34. sigh June 18, 2014 at 11:04 am #

    Nasty racist creep. Stay away from us

  35. Lucy June 18, 2014 at 10:31 pm #

    If a guy I was having sex with ever said “N****” in bed…well I hope life as a castrated person would suit him…he has no business procreating :p

  36. FuckYouNN June 20, 2014 at 11:26 am #

    What does it feel like being the epitome of racist, sexist white scum? Oh wait, are you offended by me calling you that? Read this article. Look at all the hate you are getting. Evaluate what kind of a sick bastard you are, and end in thend, hopefully kill yourself. Fuck you asshole

  37. Brooke June 21, 2014 at 5:37 am #

    This is such a garbage ass article and the person who wrote this needs to get hit with a two ton truck. The amount of disgusting fetish in both this article and comments are just…wow.

  38. Deebos June 23, 2014 at 3:19 am #

    Firstly, congrats on the article resurrection. Feminists with their faux anger and hate speech makes for additional interesting reading on the article. I’d like to add reason #6 To have an African girlfriend-They are genuinely happy people and retain much of their feminitity. They smile and laugh frequently, dance well and know how to please a man.

    • Tawia July 5, 2014 at 1:41 pm #

      We only want real MEN. Not tiny dick racists like you. You disgusting whites convince yourselves that women who do not want you alien looking pale freaks are feminists. Feminism is something that your pancake ass wrinkly women back in europe and the americas came up with just to deal with you freaks. We don’t do that shit here and we do not want you or your supremacist antics.

  39. Adeyemi July 2, 2014 at 1:36 am #

    So now that these oyinbo perverts have created such a bad reputation for themselves as pedophiles and sickos in every other country they now flock to Africa. My girlfriends and I were talking about these dog haired pigs with reptile faces that are coming here like a cancer. And now even the Asians are on to their disgusting ways. On the news when a child prostitution ring is busted up they are always the sickos buying the children. It is always them it never fails. I’m not surprised at all that this sick, tiny pink dick, pedophile with recessive genetics that make his people look like reptiles with no lips wrote this garbage. This autistic freak can only sleep with the naija prostitutes and can’t think outside of the colonial supremacist bullshit that he was taught by the oyinbo reptiles who spawned him. This is why I never date white men and avoid them like the plague. Then they turn that disgusting weird pink color when the sun burns them after 3 minutes outdoors and their skin starts flaking like someone with lepracy. Gross! They’re all sickos when it comes down to it. Me and my coworkers were just discussing this issue at lunch today. They come to our country and act like the disgusting animals with a genetic deficiency that they are. So true to their non-color. I will be sending this to my friends with daughters so that they can show this to them and teach them the true nature of these pale snakes. Africans know your ugly faces and nature. Each day you european scum make an even worse name for your race here.

    • Naughty Nomad July 2, 2014 at 5:55 am #

      Racist much?

      • Adeyemi July 4, 2014 at 4:12 pm #

        You know know damn well that you and all the Europeans who come here are autistic colonial scum. I have already sent this out to all of my Naija friends, family and coworkers and they are sending it out to everyone. We have gotten together to show our daughters and friends the true nature of the European and how they think. This entire website is crawling with the essence of European, peodphile, savage. You come to this country and behave like disgusting, reptile minded pigs because that is what you are. You and all the other pink faces are just vile. Go back home to your fragile, weak minded, saggy flat assed women on anti-depressants who age in dog years. You and your tiny dick will never be worthy of the true proud Naija women.

  40. Ama July 4, 2014 at 5:16 pm #

    This is filthy. When my friend showed this to me, I couldn’t believe my eyes. It is disappointing that all you want African women for are their outer appearance (as if they all look the same) but sadly, that is the state of this world.

  41. nesci0 July 11, 2014 at 7:23 pm #

    lol at the comments.

  42. Kyle July 12, 2014 at 9:14 pm #

    Uhmmmm…. Well this has been an interesting read at least, I would like to state for the record many of the guys here talking shit about the more perverted guys are probably no different or worse, I have seen several…. i guess I’ll refer to them as black guys even though thats not really how I like to, I just tend to say light skinned or dark skinned. But anyway it seems there is plenty of racism on both sides, only it seems one side thinks its ok to be racist as a defense mechanism to a couple retards on the other side. Calling people autistic isn’t very nice especially making the claim white people in general are autistic, my haitian american gf’s sister is autistic, I also have an autistic nephew so the people who made that insult are in fact proven wrong. Also it seems many people here can’t allow themselves to accept the fact that many dark skinned women are attracted to light skinned men, you say we have small d!cks n all that, really you guys? That stereotype out of all other ones n u have to keep bringing that up, that tells me exactly who these people are, the same kind of people who still support obama even as he attempts to destroy america and every value that makes this country the best, people bring up slavery, slavery still exists in Africa not to mention it was the African people who introduced slavery to the Europeans, gotta read up on your history, but anyway we light skinned people don’t hold grudges and we don’t claim credit or demand payment for things that happened in the past that had absolutely nothing to do with anyone living today…….
    Anyway I’d like to take this portion of time to say that I’m a virgin, not for long though most likely, I love my gf, i love her skin n i love the color, I love her lips n eyes, i love everything about her, I forgave her for things she did in the past n none of it matters to me, love transcends all of this bullshit, we are a man and a woman the way God intended regardless of our differences.

    • Yaya July 15, 2014 at 4:34 am #

      Your response is exactly why I have no interest in white men. You act as though the things that happened in the past didn’t shape the present conditions in any way and like your kind aren’t trying to keep it so. America the best country? LMAO. Typical white american supremacist lies. You americans love licking the boot of Israel. You clearly are the type of typical ignorant american who does not know or want to acknowledge that your country’s corrupted ways started long before Obama became your president. Lol and then you assume that people who don’t like white men’s dicks are Obama supporters. pathetic way of trying to make yourself feel better about the fact that many of us do not want to put up with the crap that your kind brings here.

      • Naughty Nomad July 15, 2014 at 6:53 am #

        Yaya, I’m not American, you idiot.

        • Yaya July 15, 2014 at 2:44 pm #

          I wasn’t calling you an American. Clearly you’re the idiot and you can’t read.

  43. splooge August 1, 2014 at 1:21 am #

    out of all things that could piss off these femicunts, it had to be this? not the whole getting laid in middle east, or pumpin n dumpin that melancholic indonesian, pumpin an dumpin of virgins in conservative developing nations, or your articles on the left titled “sex with kids” or “rape game” or “refugee game”. Or whatever debauchery youve been famous for.

    They are totally self interested and selfish women that care for their own feelings. Like what are they gonna do, send this blog around the world with your picture to women in poor/conservative nations like nigeria,saudi and india to rich ones like Sweden,japan and USA.

    pft, like they can pull it off, all they can do is bitch and complain, but no way will they stop the leprechaun’s pink dick in their country lol(dick tanning could be a thing to look into ).

    bring it hoes,boycott white/western men, even if you somehow stop Zolo and his crew, you 2nd and 3rd world women will still line for 1st world western dick…..especially if its white. Hypergamy will overload your logic.

  44. splooge August 1, 2014 at 1:28 am #

    heres something more to hate on.

    http://swooptheworld.com/best-boobs-country/

    But when girls wanna go interracial, guaranteed they wanna date white. They really have it easy in the dating market. Too bad ethnic guys dont have that.

  45. Achaios November 25, 2014 at 6:52 pm #

    Here’s my take on this issue. I found your site b/c I was actually looking for travel advice as I want to go to S.S. Africa to have a good time with a hot African woman (or more). I am Greek and single btw. There are no Africans in my country and I had never met an African woman irl until I went to the Caribbean and had the amazing experience of being approached (and hit) by a hot Afro-Carib woman. Racially she is 100% African (or so). I’ll be honest, this was the first time in my life I had so frequent and hard erections in “normal” circumstances of just talking to her or being close to her. This was smt totally new and exciting to me and I’d like to live that again as it felt really cool. I am almost completely sexually indifferent to white women and I fancy mixed race women, Asian and African women the most. I will prolly go to either Liberia or Aethiopea. I have heard that Aethiopeans like Greek people. I guess we’ll see ’bout that.

  46. Ichario February 1, 2015 at 7:10 pm #

    If you don’t like the blog swiftly move on and let the rest of us enjoy it….all this racist talk is taking the fun out of it.

    • Leanna April 10, 2016 at 10:46 am #

      Shut the hell up you skanky ghetto hoe. I bet you’d suck off a gorilla in the bush if a white man paid you. Even though I date white men, girls like you are total pieces of dirt who enjoy to be talked about way. Disgrace to sluts to everywhere.

  47. TheBadGuy May 14, 2015 at 10:49 pm #

    I love jacking off to busty black girls!! I live in a tower with nothing but blacks and I’m white they are so whiny its pathetic!! I mean they got it made mostly and all they want to do is stand around and cry!! I feel they should go back across the water if there not happy here in America just my opinion not being racist!!

  48. West February 24, 2016 at 10:18 pm #

    Your whining won’t change anything… Leave Nomad to his vice and do your own thing maybe start a blog on how to educate African/Black women and after that provide them with the hard currency to stay away from white dick.
    I can call a white woman a bitch and she will love it.. it’s vice versa

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