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The Leviathon

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Every man has a leviathan – a Moby Dick – a demon that will haunt them lest they be slain.

The Leviathan can take many forms. In the modern era, many a man’s leviathan comes in a more alluring form: that of the foreign wench.

Every man has had a fantasy of pillaging the loins of some exotic beauty from a different country. Ever since you first jerked off as a spotty teen you’ve thought about them…

The Japanese Schoolgirl

The Arabian Belly-dancer

The Platinum Blonde Swede

For scurvy folk suffering from obesity and a micropenis,  their Levitation might just be getting laid in the first place! While for more seasoned player, their Levitation may come in the form a threesome – preferably with twins or some sort of sick mother/daughter combo you can tell your mates about.

I myself have slain many of my Leviathons.

For years, my first Ménage á trois and an Arabian belly dancer were top of the list. But now that I’ve cast them to the deep, as a dirty flagger, my Leviathans now show up on my flag radar.

My most recent one was the Chinese flag.

Ach! For years the red dragon has been my demon. I even went to fucking China for three weeks in 2008 and have no flag to show for it. While I did get lucky in Shanghai & Hong Kong, they were with foreigners. I’ve even tried it on with them at home and nada. With 1.3 billion Chinese, she was the fattest Liviathon of them all. Loads my friends had captured the red dragon, but I was getting nowhere. It haunted me.

The Hunt

A few months ago, you may remember talking about a super cute Chinese girl I met during  my weekend ramble in Cork. She asked me to meet her for a drink after I dazzled her with my Mandarin, but I was seeing her Greek friend at the time so I put her on hold. But with New Year came new beginnings…

I recently asked her out, but this girl was hard work. She had her first kiss at 21. Now at 23, she’s been going out with her Chinese boyfriend for over a year. He’s was the first and only man she’s ever had sex with (and they’ve only ever done missionary position!). Luckily for me, he’s studying in Canada.

Our first few dates were no picnic. After the 2nd freakin date, I only managed to get a measly kiss on the cheek! I just couldn’t figure out her suppressed Chinese conditioning. It was frustrating but I stuck with it, determined to harpoon the dragon.

Then I read this excellent article on Gaming Chinese Girls that proved to be golden.

The next date, only last week, she offered to cook dinner for me at her place. She tried to poison me with the worst meal of my life (ever had grew glue soup? Uggh!), but I persisted and exacted my revenge with cream of sum hung guy. I went super – caveman, ignored her resistance, tore off her clothes, and left her stewing naked for awhile. When I escalated again, I found her hairy Chinese vagina was dripping in anticipation – that deceptive beast.

During sex, she was so ashamed of  cheating on her boyfriend she actually covered her face with a pillow and made whining noises like a toddler. It was so annoying I had to flip her around and finish off in froggy style while she just lay there and nervously whimpered. It was the worst sex of my life.

Afterwards, she told me she falling in love with me. Yikes!

But my Leviathan was slain and the Chinese flag was captured! ARGH!

Next, Saudi Arabia!

…well maybe not. There’s fat chance of that happening so I’ll have to set my sights a little lower. Mother Russia perhaps.

What’s your Leviathan? 


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19 Responses to The Leviathon

  1. Bronan the Barbarian! March 31, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

    Wow, are Chinese chicks that uptight? Lulz at the “glue soup” comment too. Congrats on the notch. My Moby Dick is a Swedish girl. So hot!

  2. Lumiere March 31, 2012 at 10:01 pm #

    Bronan, depends.

    I already have a Chinese flag (Garrrrrr !) but I got it in the US with a girl that moved there from China 2 years earlier

    She was very uptight about making out in bars unless the lighting was super really low and we were basically un-seen (she was like that even after we had sex) so things like that are kinda key

    Public displays of affection are kind of a no-no for those kind of girls but they love to fuck as much as any girl so you just need to adjust.

    Not sure if I am approving of NN eliciting “whining noises like a toddler” from the girl though. Sounds slightly rapey.

    The only girls on the planet that routinely make “whining noises like a toddler” during sex are Japanese girls.

    Trust me. I did extensive personal research on this point.

  3. Willy Wonka March 31, 2012 at 11:11 pm #

    Good post.

    I just went on date with a Chinese chick too… post coming soon. I’ll admit, it was a bit tough coming from what I’m used to. I can’t remember the last time I questioned everything simple like “should I grab her hand or is that weird to her?” Lol.

    I was going to ask if you have any sites to pipeline on before going to China. I’ll be going there soon….

    • Naughty Nomad April 1, 2012 at 11:55 am #

      @Wonka: Not sure, probably CS is not a place to start if you wanna get into a local social circle.
      @Tim: Shanghai girls are the most liberal in the country.
      @Bronan: Lumiere’s experience is not unique. In China there is a lot of shame attached to casual relationships and sex.

  4. Atlas Al March 31, 2012 at 11:14 pm #

    Combining Leviathons with exotic beauties can be challenging. Aiming for your first menage-a-trois may proof difficult; aiming for your first menage with two foreign chicks is even more difficult.

    One of my Leviathons is capturing an African flag. Not an African-American or someone of African descent, but actually from Africa. I love a good challenge!

  5. Tim April 1, 2012 at 1:06 am #

    Typical Chinese girls are really so hard to bed?
    In Shanghai City guide you gave 3/5 to chance of hooking up…

  6. Don Juan April 1, 2012 at 9:52 pm #

    I’m glad you slayed the red dragon at last naughty nomad, are you aiming for any other east Asian flags soon?
    In my experience although traditional Chinese culture is sexually repressed, some of the the most sexually liberal girls I’ve ever met are from China. Chinese girls often really like European men, so if you game them in the right way you can clean up.

  7. roo April 4, 2012 at 5:21 am #

    Interesting story. I learnt about a few new things here like “grew glue soup” and “froggy style”.

    Have to agree with Bronan. My Leviathan is a Swedish girl…as well as a 3some with 2 Brazilians 😉

  8. Mitch April 4, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

    I think the key with these reserved asian girls is to just get them alone. They’re not into PDA, they get really uptight about it, but once they’re alone with you, you’re golden.

    If the girl wants to hold your hand and stuff in public, I think that’s enough to try for it in private.

  9. The Hunger April 5, 2012 at 6:58 am #

    NN – I am claiming that Saudi Flag these days…;)..So I think a menage-a-trois- flag is my Leviathon..

  10. Beginner25 April 5, 2012 at 6:11 pm #

    My leviathan is anything except Asian flags.

    Haha, Chinese girls can be very easy but some are incredibly hard, too.

    I banged 3 Chinese girls before I got my first local in Thailand. Banged all in the first night.

    CS is a great place to start because you get a good preselection of open minded girls with a certain character.

    There are also huge numbers of Chinese girls in countries like Australia.

  11. TrippinGypsy April 7, 2012 at 2:06 am #

    Good work NN!

    I got 6 flags this week! turkey, phillipines, Saudia Arabia, egypt, dominican republic and India! 4 of them in my local bar 🙂
    my local is in NYC though

    India was my goal for the week, i never expected to do so well. And she was last of the week, i was sitting at the local by myself fairly worn out, and she strolls in sits next to me and puts one hand on my thigh and starts to read my palm, said she could only see the future as far as tomorrow morning. she totally just picked me up

  12. doodle doo April 8, 2012 at 1:29 am #

    China was a very different experience for me. My experience started in LAX. I noticed some Chinese fine looking stewardess hurriedly shopping for cosmetic stuff. I wondered if she would be on my plane, she was 🙂 Before the flight was through she was dry humping me in the back of the plane. I can’t really count it as a flag but it sure was a sign of things to come. I could not speak a word of Mandarin but had no problem enjoying as many young girls as I wanted. It was beyond easy in China for me.

  13. theychoosethis June 21, 2012 at 8:35 am #

    Well I have to say that the best way to seduce chinese girls is to show her that she could get green card if she marries you. Speaking for my experience in china, I found chinese girls only want green card or they just want a foreign boyfriend but not yourself. Also I found it very easy to sleep with chinese girls. Many chinese girls are with old white man. For me I would never get married with a chinese girl but I sleep several chinese girls a month.

  14. The moment June 24, 2012 at 9:30 am #

    believe me, chinese girls are far away to be a real idealist girl that men can imagine…

    – first, life is a game for them… does not matter what, married or not married… and that is completly true, men have to guess what they have in mind.
    – second, they will never accept that they are wrong… honestly i don t know why ? too proud ? mh??!!
    – no real respect for things in general.
    – if they do not have a real answer or justifitive from a question… they will tell you, here it is china, or they will tell you, well i am chinese… or people in china are like that.
    – then, if you express yourself about something that you have , notice that was bad… she will do agree with you… but she will not mean it really, because she is also like this.
    – if you do not accept what she wants, she will play the little girl.or even cry ( it s fake ).
    – most of the time, she will tell you that she bought something for you… but the real part, it will be for her…
    – they always expect more from a man than they can provide.
    – most of topic of the day, MONEY.
    – reading book, usually, love story… so bullshit.

    i think that i said the most commun… GOOD LUCK for men who want to be with a chinese women… honestly, i regret my marriage

  15. Mike July 17, 2012 at 10:05 pm #

    Well I am a white guys marrying a chinese girl and ended up with divorce. And here I would like to talk about my feelings about those chinese girls. First I must say that many chinese girls are pretty. And most chinese girl want a exotic boyfriend ESPECIALLY you are a white guy from developed country. XD But they are a little bit mean. They always told me that chinese men have many disadvantages… but the fact is that i do have some friends who are chinese men and they really do not have those disadvantages like those chinese girls told me. Also my sister was always told that “chinese men have small penis” by many chinese girls. However, the interesting thing is: my sister’s ex-boyfriend is chinese and he is good at bed… Some of her friends have asian boyfriends from other countries and they also said asian man are good at bed. In short, I think chinese girls do not really love me but only want a white guy. that is why they are insulting asian men even not hesitate to lie! and I have to say it is so mean… The other thing is — many chinese girls do not value the equality between spouses: After married they will require you to “BEAR ME WITH PLEASURE AND SINCERE EVEN IF I AM WRONG COZ YOU LOVE ME” (just like BEFORE getting married with you they did not think anything is your fault even if you did something wrong) After married, they always said “if you love me, you must do that” which is so silly — SHE did something wrong, I should be blamed instead? Finally they do not pay attention to privacy and never trust — she checked my text messages and email everyday “for me” LOL Finally I would wish you good luck if you want to be married with a chinese girl…

  16. skeggles March 12, 2014 at 7:58 am #

    cant be serious. china would have to be one of the easiest places on earth to get a root for free. well not pay for play but consider that every woman costs you money in some way. i’ve been in and out of china for nearly 15 years and i have now degenerated to the point where 3 different girls a day is not unusual. my mate who is there right now regularly at least two a day and ones an overnighter usually. so go hard or go home, lift your game matey!!


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