Upon posting on the term Pipelining, I’ve gotten a few requests for an in depth article on the topic, outlining the best way to go about it. Viola…

Why Pipeline?

Many vagabonding bachelors are familiar with the joys of dating and bedding local women in a foreign country. Those who know game, probably more so. Picking up women during day and night is usually cool, but sometimes it’s good to get online and pipeline beforehand. This way, you’re not hitting the ground cold.

I started pipelining 2 years ago, on a solo trip to Chisinau, Moldova. With 3 dates in 3 days and a flag to show for it, I released I had stumbled upon a powerful method. Since then, I’ve pipelined many times and gotten incredible results. Sure you get the weirdo with no teeth, but generally the experience is very positive! Some of the best looking women I’ve ever been with is a result of this technique. Especially if you’re travelling alone, it’s nice to know you have some cute girls waiting for you the minute you step off the plane.

How to Pipeline in 7 Steps

This can take a bit of work. In many ways it’s just like any other pick up…

1. Firstly you must figure out what websites to use for your chosen country. Let’s call this dating/social networking site the Pickup site. For a list a what sites for what countries click here.
2. If you haven’t already, next you need to create a profile on the pickup site. Your profile needs to DHV (Demonstrate higher value) as much as possible. You need to look like the shit. Know what mistakes to avoid. If you want some more tips on how to do this click here.
3. Next you need to prepare a message template. This is where it can get a little tricky. You need to make sure its generic but personal. Cold reading tricks should be employed. There are many tips on how to construct the perfect message online, but there is no perfect formula. Personally I just try to appear honest, funny and relaxed. On reflection this actually requires a whole different article. For the minute, just Google that shit.
4. Seek and destroy. Choose your targets. Search by city, body type, relationship status, ethnicity, age… whatever. Then send out your messages. Alter your messages and split test to see what ones receive a higher response rate.
5. Once you’ve establish contact try a virtual bounce, you want to get them off the pickup site and on to MSN messenger or Facebook (ie. Face-close). These mediums tend to be more personal and are much better for building up comfort.
6. Try and Instant message each other. A little live communication is the best way to establish rapport and minimises flakage. If this can’t be done, just send each other normal messages. Then, when you feel the time is right…
7. Number close. Get her digits so when you cruise into her city, you can text her and arrange a meet up. The rest is up to you..

Where should I Pipeline?

Response rates vary MASSIVELY from country to country. Some western European have poor response rates, whilst in some Asian countries there’s just no need to pipeline because it’s so easy to pull during the day/night. That said, pipelining is a great alternative in places where shoring is the only option at night.

Places where Pipelining is the preferred method:

• Russian speaking countries
• The Balkans
• Latin American Countries
• Central Asian Countries
• Arab Countries
• China/Singapore/HK

When Should I Pipeline?

I’ve found contacting a girl 10-14 days before your arrival offers the best chance of a meet up. But I’ve also met up with girls I’ve contacted a month or even 2 days before hand, but generally this isn’t advised.

That is the end of Pipelining 101.

WARNING: Implemementing this technique into your travel will vastly decrease nights spent alone in distant lands and increase your chances of contracting an STI.

You’re welcome!

“Pipelining” is a practise primarily employed by travellers wanting to meet potential sexual partners in a future destination. Meetings are typically arranged online through social networking and dating sites. The objective is to have potential mates already ‘in the pipeline’ prior to arrival in a certain location, thus vastly increasing the chances of a sexual encounter with a local. The terms ‘Pipelining’ and ‘online game’ can be used interchangeably.

Origins: While I’ve done this for many years, I only coined the term recently. The word was inspired by an interview with Lumiere, where he talked about “[using] the internet to build a prospect pipeline of local women before [arrival].”

For a How-to guide check out Pipelining 101.

The game has changed.

Gone are the days where you ask for her number, or her for yours.

We can lay waste to the feelings of doubt and disconcerting angst, that often plagues the mind after you obtain those hopeful digits, reliable or otherwise.

That shits over. Number closing is outdated.

On my last birthday in September, a young Cameroonian woman  of 18 approached me. Fair play to her, it appears the fruits of female empowerment in a post-feminist society have ripened. But that’s not what grabbed my attention. It was her opener.

“Hey, can I have your facebook?”

Boom! Simple and effective. The more I thought about, the more I released – my word it’s genius. Face-close! (you heard it here first)

Let’s look at the incredible advantages of a Face-close.

1. Screening
   Let’s face it, people are shallow. Now we can perv on potential lovers via their profile pics! Sure she looked good that night when you put the brewery out of business, but have you seen her holiday album? She’s a whale, that’s not a g-string that’s a z-string! “Remove as friend.”
2. It facilitates DHV’s (demonstrations of higher value)
   What about that pic of you jumping out a plane, or wrestling a crocodile? Oh yes, women can’t help be impressed when they scroll down to find out you have a masters in Superology and speak Swahili. Your profile does all the work for you!
3. You can IM
   I ask you, is calling a girl you just met a good idea? Most younger chicks find it way too direct, forget what any book tells you. Unless you’re exceptional at thinking on your feet it’s best avoided. Then there’s texting. One can simply ignore you. I abhor those time lags too; it might as well be Morse code! Sure you have time to think about your responses, but then you got the misinterpretations and those long drawn out conversations that sometimes take over 24 hours to complete. Instant messaging provides a great medium; your language is considered, yet it’s still live communication. Facebook provides yet again. Even normal messages are better than txting or phoning.
4. It builds comfort and trust
   She’s know all about you – she’s seen your pics, your friends, your interests & knows where you went to school and what you do for a living. You’ve chatted, LOLed and even “liked” the fact her cat Mitsy was diagnosed with Diabetes. All this, and you haven’t even met. By the time you do, you’ll bed her faster than an Ikea salesman.

Now, let me share some advice. Here are two simple steps I’d recommend to ensure your profile works for you and not against you.

• Make lists. I put all women on my “chicas” list. I even divide girls into regions. I might want to talk my “Eastern Europe” girls tonight and ignore “Asia”. Furthermore, you can exclude such groups from seeing certain status updates and photo albums. Lists are great!
• Privacy & Pics. Don’t let girls see photos your tagged in. Like the one of you vomiting in a fish tank… Potential bedmates should only see what you want them to see, to paint you in the best possible light.

 

So there you go. Next time you want to number close, think again.

Face-close!

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