Damascus City Guide (Syria)

Posted in City Guides, Syria on February 12th, 2012 by Naughty Nomad

Central Souq

Damascus in a word: Volatile.

Chance of Hooking up: 2 / 5
Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5
Nightlife: 1.5 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5

City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: $4 average per 330ml bottle.
Bed: $20 for a private room.
Bud: $5 per gram.
Board: $1 or less for a yummy falafel sub.
Budget other: Old town is the perfect place to do some shopping. It’s $20 for the world’s best nargiles. Some ‘discos’ charge $8 a beer.

Currency Conversion

Overview

Said to be the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world, Damascus (or sham as it’s know) doesn’t disappoint. The old town is one of most charming places I’ve ever visited, the locals are super friendly, and the atmosphere is great. This city was the highlight of my trip to the Levant. Highly recommended.

The Girls

Damascus born Rima Fakih

Personally, I found Syrian girls to be among the cutest in the region. In general, the standard is ever so slightly better than Lebanon and significantly better than Jordan. As an historical crossroads of the Middle East, there is a decent ethnic mix with 23 million, the cream of which crop up in the capital.

You can get dark and sultry to blonde with green eyes, although the latter is usually reserved for the Armenian population in the country.

Similar to Lebanon, Pear-shaped bodies are the norm-although you wouldn’t notice as Islamic dress is more common here. Hijabs are the norm (I find them so cute), but don’t be fooled. Syria is a conservative country by Western standards, but you can still party, drink on the street, and sex the locals. Most girls remain virgins until marriage, but things are changing.

English is spoken by many, but not all. Most educated girls can manage.

Day game and pipelining are by far your best options for Damascus. Old town is flooded with single ladies walking around. Night time is not great, as couples dominate the scene (that was the case mid-week to Thursday, but I hear it’s the same deal weekends). The best thing to do is to game the girls who have boyfriend’s anyway, and discreetly exchange info. Just be careful.

I heard Aleppo is better for chicks. It’s not easy by any means, but I ‘m convinced the flag can be had, just give yourself a little time.

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Nightlife Recommendations

Damascus nightlife is very sedated, but more fun than Amman. Mid-week the city is pretty dead. Thursday to Saturday are the only nights to party. Unfortunately a lot of places are “couples only,” so it can be frustrating. Old town has the best concentration of nightspots, so I will focus here. Check out Bab Tooma  and Bab Shari streets for a start.

Please note: We were not there for the weekend.

Moustache Irish pub

It’s small, but slick. The beer is cheap, the staff are super friendly and the crowd is cool. It isn’t exactly a pick up place, but it was easily my favourite bar in the old city.

Zodiac

On Bab Shira. There was s serious party in this disco bar on the Thursday we were there. Good tunes and lots of chicas. Only problem – it was all couples. That said, it was a lot of fun.

Another place to check out apparently is Jet-set and Marmar.

;)  

My Damascus Experience

Damascus was part of the Siege of the Levant. We went during late Jan. Over 100 were killed in the country while we were there. Read my first post from the country here.

All in all I loved the city. I only wish I had been able to stay for weekend. The two dudes I was with felt the same way. We’d all go back to Syria in a shot (no pun intended). Let’s hope the situation resolves itself.

;)

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Debriefing: The Siege of the Levant

Posted in Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Palestine, Syria on February 7th, 2012 by Naughty Nomad

I’ve gotten a lot of interest about my latest Siege, considering I’ve been pretty much off the radar the last fortnight.  So I’ll debrief you guys…

Me looking over Petra

 Where were you?

The Levant

The Levant: an area that, historically, roughly corresponds to greater Syria. In the modern day, it encompasses:

  • Lebanon
  • Syria
  • Jordan
  • Palestine
  • Israel

Who were the crew?

My Cheeky Crew

At one stage we were four strong. I was joined by:

  • Gary the fish from the Siege of West Africa & The Adriatic.
  • Glen the Gecko from the Siege of Malta.
  • Desperate Dan from the Siege of the Adriatic.

Check out the pic to the right. They were a blast.

What were the Highlights?

Syria: Walking around old town Damascus as  Mexican pirates – getting got up in pro-Assad demonstrations in the meantime. It was fucked up.

Is that chick naked?

Lebanon: New flag. I met a beautiful, sexy Arabic girl – who subsequently fulfilled my ultimate fantasy by dressing up as a belly dancer and giving me an unforgettable erotic performance before mounting me. Best. Lover. Ever.

Jordan:  Highlight was defo dressing up in traditional costume, renting a horse and racing Dan across the mountainous plateaus above Petra. My horse was going so fast we nearly rode of a cliff. What a rush.

Jerusalem: Exploring Old Town. Getting my history on.

Any low lights?

Amman nightlife was brutal. Although I did take a cutie out on a date my last night, the scene was so sedated we decided to skip across the border to Jerusalem for our last night.

That was followed by my second  low light – witnessing Israeli occupation and settlement building in the West Bank – and dealing with Zionist bigotry in the process. It was depressing. A dark history does not justify apartheid. I hope the 1967 borders are honoured some day. But anyway…

So what now?

.

I’m up to 77 countries (including Palestine), meaning my goal towards global conquest is now 39% complete.

Nice.

This week I start my second semester for my masters, so I’m stuck at home for a good while. Although I might be popping over the Amsterdam later this month…

I got a few city guides for guys to look forward to a few stories and cailíns in the pipeline.

Until the next Siege…

Avast!

 

 

Greetings from Syria!

Posted in Lebanon, Syria on January 28th, 2012 by Naughty Nomad

Hey amigos,
Sorry I haven’t posted in the last week. The internet over here is brutal.

Sorry what has the Nomad been up to???

Me in Umayyad Mosque, yesterday.

Well you know I love dodgy places so I’m in Damascus, Syria with two other crewmembers – Gary the fish and Glen the Gecko.

This place is AWESOME!!!

Ok the nightlife is kinda shit, and they’re are dozens of people supposedly getting killed everyday…. but the beer is cheap, the girls are cute and we have beautiful old town all to ourselves. It’s amazing…. the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world apparently.

The locals here love Mexican Pirates. Even cars stop in the middle of the road and call out,

“Welcome to Syria!”

More interestingly, every single person we spoke to actually support President Assad – and these were very educated, travelled people. We were even present for pro-government demonstrations (and got them on camera).

I’m not sticking up for the regime, I’m just giving you the reality of popular opinion on the streets of Damascus.  There is obvious bias of the foreign media. You really don’t know what’s going on in a country until you actually go there.

That said, reports from outside the country say over 100 were killed here in the last two days. I woke to the drone of helicopters… it feels like a fucking war zone.

Anyway, aside for that, let me tell you about own little uprising. In case you wondering – yes, don’t worry, I’ve still found time to be a little naughty as usual. I’ve slain my first Arab and got my Lebanese flag in the process!!! She fell for my pirate charm.. ARGHHH! Not only that, but she may be the most beautiful women I’ve ever been with (but I’m bias towards the Arabic look).

Ah… the Siege of the Levant is going well..

Sex, War and Piracy… a favourite Naughty Nomad cocktail.

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