How do I tell this story?

I have managed (yet again) to leave fire in my wake, this time in Freetown, Sierra Leone.

This is a tale of death threats, arrests, virgins, exile and chicken. Revenge is a dish best served cold…

Ingredients

• 1 freshly prepared chicken with rice
• 1 fish dish with West African plantain
• A spicy blue-eyed chick (1/2 Saudi, 1/2 Liberian mixture)
• A delicious bite-sized Blasian virgin, matured 16 years (1/2 Chinese, 1/2 Sierra Leonian mixture)
• An angry mother hen (virgin’s mother)
• 100% premium Irish Beef (aka myself)

Appetizers

Step 1

Allow the Saudi to prepare chicken dinner. After enjoying food, insert penis. After all, she deserves it after slaving in the kitchen.

Step 2

The following night, allow Blasian virgin to prepare fish dinner before bringing it to your place (aka the slaughterhouse). Be warned, mother hen is lurking in the shadows, wary of her young offspring playing by  the slaughterhouse.

Step 3

Time the meal with the Blasian precisely at the moment the Saudi from the night before walks right by your door.

Step 4

Place Blasian inside to avoid Saudi attack. Mix remaining ingredients. Unleash hell.

Results

The Saudi spice overpowers the Irish beef and everything gets ruined. The heat rises and shit turns nasty. Irish beef becomes mince meat. To compensate, add angry mother hen to counteract the Saudi spice. A violence reaction occurs, the street turns into a warzone with twenty people trying to kill each other. The police become involved and assault charges are filed against the mother hen for her vicious attack on the Saudi. Irish beef escapes with a few bruises, consoles the Saudi and once again inserts penis.

Main Course

Step 1

Allow thing to cool down for one day. After which, attempt fish again with ultra-cute Blasian virgin.

Step 2

Spend amazing night with Blasian. Glaze with honey, sweeten with sugar and leave over night. By morning, the sweet 16yo should be de-virgined after being stuffed with Irish beef. Make sure to use oil and cook with love. Add reggae music to make ‘the belly full’.

Step 3

The Blasian beef combo already make a delicious dish. The aftertaste is to die for. To enrich flavour, appease mother hen. This is done by ringing up the Saudi and threatening to file your own assault charges unless the charges against the mother are withdrawn.

Results

The Saudi explodes. The mother hen is arrested anyway and a death threat is issued. The Irish beef is fast approaching it’s expiry date. With corrupt police being allies of the Saudi this is likely to be very soon. Saudi hires beach boys to do the washing up. Go to the Irish consulate and follow his recommendations.

Dessert

There is no dessert for you, just leave to country as soon as fucking possible. Let’s see what Liberia has on the menu…

What have we learned?

Avoid stuffing your face with chicks who live close your slaughterhouse. Hazards include death, mad cow disease and diarrhea.

 

 

FYI: I’m off to Slovakia and Czech Republic tomorrow… reports coming!

As you are probably aware, when it comes to the gene pool I’m all about diversification. Mixed race girls are SEXY. Anyway, the other night I hooked up with a Japzilian chick. This delicious mix has inspired me to do a post on some of the tasty genetics fusions the world has to offer. Rather than generic mixes like Mulatto (Afro/Euro), Eurasian (Euro/Asian) Blasian (Afro/Asian), I’d going to delve into more exotic fare. Let’s see what’s on the menu…

Japzilian

Mix: Japanese / Brazilian.

Origins: 1.5 Million in Brazil; 258,000 in Japan.

Comment: A Japzilian may sound like a type of giant lizard, but manifests itself as a babeosaurus. Cute Asian features with darker skin and sexy Latin assets – no wonder I’m dating one!

Swersian

Mix: Swedish / Persian

Origins: Sweden (estimated less than 2,000)

Comment: If anything good came of the Islamic Revolution in Iran, it was thousands of Persians escaping to Sweden. Take a soft, blonde haired, blue eye Swede, mix it with a striking, black haired Iranian and viola!

Porverdean

Mix: Portugese / Cape Verdean

Origins: Portugal & Cape Verde.

Comment: A former Portuguese colony, Cape Verde hosts many beautiful specimens. The largest African migrant group in Portugal, there’s no surprise the portverdean would emerge in strong, sexy numbers.

 

 

 

Phirish

Mix: Irish / Filipina

Origins: US, Cananda, Ireland and the Philippines.

Comment: On their own, neither race is OMG attractive. But when fused, watch out! Both cultures share the English  language, a Catholic upbringing and mate quite often. This commonality has produced incredibly sexy offspring. In all likelihood, my kids will be Phirish.

 

 

 

Colombanese

Mix: Colombian / Lebanese

Origins: Several thousand in Colombia.

Comment: This is a particular beautiful breed. Expatriate Lebanese have been doing there job in Colombia, and have produced some of the sexiest girls on the planet. Shikira is Colombanese.

 

 

 

 

Ithiopian

Mix: Italian / Ethiopian

Origins: Italy & Ethiopia (rare)

Comment: Ethiopians are sexy as hell, so when the Italians came to town during world war two, there was always going to be some cross-breeding. Even ugly couples make super human sex bombs. Result: the sultry, curvy  and much coveted Itiopian.

 

 

Rupanese

Mix: Russian / Japanese

Origins: Eastern Russia & Japan (very rare)

Comment: My personal favourite. The Japs are at it again! When two of the hottest races in the world are in close proximity to each other, you know some serious shit is gonna go down. Dam, could anything be hotter? I know what I want for Christmas!

 

 

 

So there you have it. If you know any other sexy mixes, leave a comment with a picture link and racial composition…