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Sex in Cuba: 5 Tips for Hooking Up

Camila-Alves

I’m writing this piece to complement my upcoming Cuban City Guides. Sex in Cuba is complicated, so I felt the need to inform other male travellers of what to expect.

If you’re the type that pays for sex, you’ll be in a heaven. But if you’re like me, Cuba can be a frustrating place. I honestly can’t think of a country where prostitution is so ingrained and pervasive in the culture. “You fuck, you pay. That’s Cuba,” one local guy told me on my first day. If you’ve done any research online, you’ve probably heard similar statements.

“All Cuban women you meet at night are whores.”

“You cannot get laid in Cuba without paying for it or shoring.”

“It’s impossible to find ‘normal’ girls in Cuba.”

“Even good looking Cuban women you meet during the day also expect money for sex.”

“If you DO find a girl, logistics and the police will cockblock you anyway.”

Well, I’m happy to inform you that all these statements are not always true. I got laid several times in Cuba with ‘normal’ girls – all of which I met at night time. BUT IT WAS HARD.

There are several reasons why getting your Cuban flag is difficult.

  • Most Cuban girls ARE whores.
    It really seemed like 80% of girls had a price tag. On one occasion, I even had a perfectly normal girl, walking hand in hand with her boyfriend, get in our car over the possibility of  getting some pay for play. Sadly, this is what happens when the average salary is less than $25 a month. And under communism, finding a middle or upper class girl is like finding a Jew in Mecca.
  • The Police
    It’s de facto illegal for Cubans to walk down the street with you. On more than one occasion, we had girls we were with ARRESTED by the police! I had to make girls walk 20 metres behind me. (The sad thing is: the police don’t bother you if you are with a white Cuban girl, but if she’s black or Mulatto, they will cockblock you hard.) If you get caught, the only thing you can do is tell them she is your salsa and Spanish teacher.
  • Logistics
    Even if you find a non-whore and evade the police, getting them into your place is another obstacle. By law, your girl is required to register her ID where you’re staying. A lot of girls (and almost all hookers) won’t register for fear of the police knocking on their door.

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So what’s a man to do?

Here are a few tips for finding your Cuban flame…

1. Learn Spanish

Without Spanish you will seriously struggle in Cuba. I must have chatted up over 50 Cuban girls in my two weeks there, and only one of them spoke English. Even basic Spanish will give you a massive advantage. Private lessons are only $2-5 an hour here and can be arranged by your casa owner.

If you’re looking to learn I strongly recommend this language program. I use it for all my languages and in my opinion it’s the best on the market.

2. Game hard

You need to approach like a boss. You need to wade through the whores and hustlers to find a good girl. I got a ton of make outs (every day for two weeks straight, in fact), but in the end many of them end up asking for something… be it a drink or a dollar. The only way to find a genuine girl is to play the numbers game. If it comes to crunch time, ask her if she minds registering at your casa. This is a great filter. If she says no, she’s probably a hooker. Normal girls will reluctantly agree. Even though it’s extremely pricey, I also recommend you get a sim card. A lot of girls can’t afford sims, so they may give you their house number or their friend’s number. Also, many can’t afford credit, so call rather than text.

Looking to learn game? Pick up Bang or Day Bang by Roosh V.

3. Go for the White Ones

Don’t be fooled by its socialist veneer. There is still a race/class correlation in Cuba. (95% of Cubans in the US are white, for example). Most white hispanic girls you meet will still be on the game, but most non-hookers tend to be a whiter shade. I have a preference for darker women, but finding a good looking one that was a non-pro was a real chore. That said, it can be done (I found one). If you want some of that juicy black ass- or any for that matter – follow my next tip.

4. Go for Students, Musicians, and Dancers

Every Cuban girl I banged fell into one of these categories. There is a ton of live music in every city in the country, with plenty of cute girls who’ll blow your flute. (By the way, in my experience, Cuban girls always gave head without request – and were damn good at it. Argh!)

If you’re looking for students in Havana, I suggest going out in Vedado, near 23rd street by the university. Which brings me to my final tip…

5. Hit the Streets!

Grab a $1 beer and take a walk. Nearly all ‘good’ Cuban girls party outside, sharing cheap rum with their friends as they pass the guitar around. Literally every Cuban I banged, we met outdoors. Almost every town in Cuba has a main square, and this is THE place where  young locals come to mingle. If you’re in Havana, go the Malecon in Vedado. At weekends, it’s literally SWARMING with people.

I hope this helps. Cuba is amazing and the girls are the sexiest I’ve encountered in the Caribbean and I encourage you guys to check it out.haiya-rodriguez-cuban-luxury-21

 

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100 Responses to Sex in Cuba: 5 Tips for Hooking Up

  1. krauserpua October 26, 2013 at 1:59 am #

    This all matches my experience. Even the normal girls I met wanted $20 at crunch time. When I finally got a hot white student to walk to my casa her friend intercepted us at the door and demanded $100 (she had been ready to give it for free after two hours chat).

    Grrrrrrrr.

    Cuba completely messed with my head. I was only there a week and not really gaming but it was tough when half of the conversations I got into (men and women) resulted in an attempted scam or pleas for money to buy baby formula. And just knowing you can pick almost any girl for $20-30 seriously unbalances reality.

    • thisarticleisbs January 16, 2016 at 9:13 am #

      Agreed, all the stories I’ve read so far from friends who have traveled there, relate more to what you say than to what this article says.

    • stephen April 4, 2016 at 8:18 am #

      great post. looking to head over to Cuba this year for a week maybe sometime in May- Aug. will be first time visiting. anybody care to meet up while there? I speak fluent Spanish so that may help [email protected]

      • Winy April 25, 2016 at 3:26 pm #

        Hi Steven, when are you heading to Cuba? What is your full email? Yahoo.?

      • Gregory August 10, 2016 at 7:29 am #

        have you been to Cuba already looking to go by the end of August

  2. mclovin October 26, 2013 at 2:04 am #

    Wow cuba is almost as strict as the middle east least they make it up with sexiness.
    Consider it a warm up before you try getting lucky in north korea lol.
    So the dark skinned girls are more likely to get arrested cause theyre sterotyped to be hookers? Or is it that they are with foreigners?
    Curious how do they know you are foreigner since cuba is white black n mullato?

    [Zolo: It was more my friends than me, or when I was it my friends. I was often mistaken for Cuban my mates reek of Paddy. The Sombreros didn’t help either.}

    • Naughty Nomad October 26, 2013 at 2:33 am #

      It was more my friends than me, or when I was it my friends. I was often mistaken for Cuban my mates reek of Paddy. The Sombreros didn’t help either.

    • CP December 23, 2014 at 8:16 pm #

      To be honest this is a load of bullshit. Women in Cuba can walk the streets with foreigners, even hookers! What so this talk that Cuban women can’t talk or hangout with foreigners. Bullshit! But the again everything else is pretty true. Be straight forward maybe but one a drink and your set.

      • Bart January 31, 2015 at 9:43 am #

        5 trips to Havana in 5 years for 2 weeks or more had shown me what you have written is total b.s., unless you look like a cuban. I call it the ”havana stroll” the chicas will ask you to walk 50 feet behind them or front when on the street. Last spring a 22 yr old told me to remember her birthdate and her mom and dads name, because these were the questions the cops wud ask me to confirm we were in a long term relationship. I am 60, pass for 50. A chica told me little probs with police if gringo near the same age as an older chica….for eg. 45 yr gringo, 40 yr old chica. It is only on the street tho, no probs in a restaurant or even with in a pedi cab taxi. The chicas know where all the cameras are on Galiano, the Prado, Obispo, and do not want you close to them on those corners. Most of the chicas I have met have resident cards from cities outside Havana, and are allowed only so many months per year in Havana as visitors, so thats another reason not be be seen walking with a gringo as more likely to be stopped and asked for ID

        • Naughty Nomad January 31, 2015 at 9:07 pm #

          You’re actually agreeing with then…

        • khan October 29, 2015 at 6:32 am #

          can you tel me about Santiago de Cuba i am first time how the night life there

      • MrMookey February 24, 2015 at 12:38 pm #

        Hey CP. I was there in 2010 Met up with a local (had a date) at a park in the centre of Havana. We walked just a couple of meters (I am European) and she got arrested, of course I had to come along too.
        Cockblocked from an extreme hottie.
        Was asked where I met her.. etc etc Even asked me where she lived.
        Had a lot of explaining to do but got away.
        After getting her and I out… that was it for me.
        I have to say that she was not dressed smart!!! The shortest skirt I have ever seen.

        Met a huge lot of verrrry attractive girls, better go to a smaller town / village.

        • sam August 29, 2015 at 10:12 am #

          an you mentioned the small villages?

      • sbboki October 24, 2015 at 12:41 pm #

        No they can’t walk with us they get picked up by cops. Even if she said Hola to you I was there I know what I see. Only way she can walk with you is if she is in hotel with you or if you go to station to sign that she is your gf. All women’s there are prostitutes. It’s unusual to find good one. You get offered kids mom everything there.

  3. Son October 26, 2013 at 3:59 am #

    Got one I met at the market in Havannah..your right it was hard..still dont know how I pulled it off…had to take her out dancing and pay for cab to her place..

  4. GRW October 26, 2013 at 9:11 am #

    Cubans are absolutely the worst people I have ever encountered. Even when you show them generosity they often do not reciprocate with gratitude.

    • Atva March 25, 2014 at 12:32 pm #

      You right , GRW.,

    • sam April 26, 2015 at 8:40 pm #

      that’s 100% true .they are only taker cant expect anything return

    • D_END May 19, 2015 at 4:59 am #

      I live in Thailand. Its the same here. Maybe worse. In the last 4 years it went for 30 bucks a night to 100 to 300 bucks a night for a lame fuck and terrible blow job.

    • Sheldon Yang June 8, 2016 at 9:03 pm #

      That’s damn true man.I am Chinese but I got a Cuban girlfriend before.that really sucks.She just never appreciate anything.Also you people might think China is also a poor intimidating communist country,lol.

  5. xsplat October 26, 2013 at 11:33 am #

    In SEA you can get girls without paying, however money and sex are not considered distinct either. Frankly I’ve gone local and now consider it an illusion to believe that youth and beauty is not a commodity.

    Women know their value. They know they can trade their value for their benefit. In SEA this is not a dirty little secret. It’s not even an open secret. It’s just a fact of life. Money is part of the equation, blatantly and openly.

    At this point I consider it bullshit manospherian posturing to create an artificial division between cads and providers. Money and power and social status is exactly equal to breasts. It can be a cause of sexual attraction in and of itself, and can maintain a relationship when there is nothing else being offered.

  6. xsplat October 26, 2013 at 11:42 am #

    The fact that flat chested women can be sexy doesn’t mean that tits aren’t sexually attractive, or that some guys don’t screen for tits.

    Women aren’t men with vaginas. Their sexual attraction triggers are different. It’s not just that they fuck for food. Not JUST a matter of pragmatic sales of a service. Actual attraction is ALSO involved.

    Manospherians hampsterbate about this with a zillion “ya buts”. Ya, but you don’t NEED money. Yup, and girls don’t NEED tits.

    Having tits is better and more attractive anyway, and girls with tits can get more and better quality men.

    Having money is better in exactly the same way.

    It’s not the case the SOME girls are gold diggers.

    It’s just a matter of all the gold diggers mining for gold in different ways.

    • heretik November 22, 2016 at 9:39 pm #

      For Christ sake…….go to Ukraine….

  7. xsplat October 26, 2013 at 12:40 pm #

    A lot of guys base their ego and self esteem on the way that they skin a cat.

    For me sex is about ecstatic intimacy. Money helps to get more intimacy with a greater percentage of girls, and higher quality girls. I choose to allow egoic esteem to include finances. Money is not cheating. Money helps to skin the cat. Money is not separate from my fantastic ethereal self. Money is part of what I am; part and parcel of what I am to a woman.

    Wishing it were otherwise is the same as a flat chested girl wanting to be loved for her true self.

    • Mike October 23, 2015 at 11:44 am #

      Amen brother!

  8. xsplat October 26, 2013 at 1:02 pm #

    Of course money can also get in the way of intimacy, but that’s due to mis-use. Tits can be mis-used to.

  9. jake October 26, 2013 at 8:02 pm #

    true about the cops, and pay for play. how’s that wrong, though?

    westerners have this whole something for nothing attitude, when it comes to getting laid. that shit flies in some countries, where everybody’s got enough, and it’s just a little game. but then when you’re the short time gringo who isn’t offering any potential long term benefits, why shouldn’t she hit you up for some cash?

    all the fucking backpackers, stag partiers, and game-o’s do nothing but fuck up the local landscape. best to stay away from wherever the internets and travel guides recommend going. fucking tourists, sex and otherwise.

    • Naughty Nomad October 26, 2013 at 8:32 pm #

      I don’t have issue with guys who play4play. I have no problem admitting it’s a ego thing. It’s not something I want to do.

      • xsplat October 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm #

        I avoid it too. Pay for play to me tends to get in the way of the intimacy that I crave.

    • Gato October 27, 2013 at 5:47 am #

      Jake ..agree…the other thing is that the culture and society is different so much from brain washed westerners……who has been enslaved for long long time
      and were told what is good and what is bad……for years and years ..
      I have slept with a girl who was so true to her self…..i was not at that time….
      now I hope i have changed….never judge …why ?
      just enjoy natural

  10. Matt johnson October 27, 2013 at 1:28 am #

    I guess Mark won’t be going back Cuba anytime soon. lol jp I was planning on going to Cuba but because prostitution is seriously prevalent there, I won’t be packing my bags any time soon! I rather go to the Dominican Republic or Brazil were i can get less hassle and more play!!! Its not worth going to Cuba in my book.

    In terms of attractiveness would your rate Cuban women better looking than Ethiopians??

    • Naughty Nomad October 30, 2013 at 8:28 pm #

      @Matt: It’s a hard call, but Cuba has to beat Ethiopia purely for the ethnic diversity. That said, the average standard in clubs is similar.

      • Andrew Fox October 31, 2013 at 10:09 am #

        Yes. Please!!! I must decide my next destination! 😀

  11. Lika October 27, 2013 at 6:48 am #

    When I was in Cuba 14 year ago, most girls would hitchhike their way around town (they probably still do).

    So, I rented a car for 3 days In La Havana, drove around like a mad man and collected about 40 numbers of normal girls. I banged about 7 normal girls in the next month, without p4p.

  12. Sebastian October 27, 2013 at 12:46 pm #

    I thought about travelling to Cuba but it’s kind of fucked up that the police cockblock and arrest you only when you are walking down the street together with a Cuban girls.

    But you said these girls are the sexiest you ever encountered in the Caribbean so I think I have to go there in the near future 😉

  13. Richard Palmer October 27, 2013 at 5:22 pm #

    Cuba will be my 73th country in 6 weeks time. Thanks for the advise and will wait for the Cuban City Guide with interest…

  14. John Anthony November 1, 2013 at 3:17 am #

    Great read Nomad. After reading your book I was inspired to travel. Took a consulting job in Santo Domingo “dependable” lol and just returned from Bali. Your city guides are spot on – especially Sky Garden in Bali.

    How would you compare the women/night life in Cuba vs its Caribbean counterparts such as the Dominican Republic?

    Keep up the great work and be safe. Cheers!

    • Jerobeel March 30, 2014 at 8:27 am #

      In DR it’s all depends on class division. Poor girls are not going to prostitute but they spec of you to take her to eat buy clothes, give to them anything cool you have with you.

      Some will try to make you fall in love so you marry her and take her out of DR.

  15. David November 14, 2013 at 8:31 pm #

    NN, when are you going to put on your city guides for Cuba, just wanting to see them as 26th November im heading to Havana for 5 weeks.

  16. IrishLad November 29, 2013 at 6:02 pm #

    Would be great if we could get a City Guide from Cuba. Any thoughts on providing one soon.

    Great Site, appreciate the effort.

  17. Spencer Mack December 10, 2013 at 3:00 am #

    I got back from Cuba on Dec 6th, having arrived on the 3rd of November. I’ve been to Havana, Santiago de Cuba, Bayamo y Camaguey.

    For sure Havana and Santiago are harder, but once outside of these huge cities it becomes a million times easier to meet good women.

    Got it in with 12 girls while there, and i paid for 2. Normally i don’t pay for anything, but how the situation unfolded was just bizarre…

  18. steve-o January 6, 2014 at 12:10 am #

    was there in Oct …everything said is true regarding the women and the habits…

    freaked me out chatting a lass up and thinking i was rock on…then getting the “i cant sign in at your hotel..you pay for casa..you pay me for this and that…”

    3rd day in, and I ended up meeting an absolute stunner when I had booked a table for one at a restaurant in the old town. She was tall mixed race with black spanish long long hair and the body of an angel..9+!!!
    I got chatting…she didn’t ask for anything, so I asked her out for a meal the next day.
    Came back to my hotel and happily signed in (security wanted $30 backhander????) ..absolute superstar in the sack, so asked her to travel to Varadero and Santiago with me, and she still never asked for a bean…

    On the last day she asked if she could have the shampoos, toothpastes, etc…which made me feel a proper knob…so I gave her $100 which seemed like the earth to her, and topped up her phone with $50 to keep in contact…

    More fool me as the credit was gone in days, with begging messages for money following on for months…almost made me want to be an honest man…

    I dont think I’ve been anywhere with more beautiful women all over…Philippines and Thailand has places where you go WOW, but they also have a large chunk of ropey ladies, but gorgeous seems the norm here!…Santiago seemed to have lots of dark skinned beauties..Havana was more light skinned…

    Its a must go place, but its difficult to avoid paying in some way..they live on the edge, so see the present you give as just that…

    Oh and damn can they dance!

    • ala August 14, 2014 at 1:00 pm #

      oh dear! There are plenty of educated/middle class and up women who’d never ask for anything if they were really into you..of course they are out of your league 🙁

  19. good times January 7, 2014 at 2:01 am #

    Agreed…. I enjoyed a trip there late November. I speak fluent Spanish, can dance and am not cheap. I met a few really cool girls to hang out with (NOT prostitutes). but even they needed a little help at the end of the night which is when i would offer them a regalo. (gift of $20 to $25)….

    I had a guy drive me around all the local towns and talk up local girls walking by. Before you knew it we had two beautiful girls back with us at the house and were cooking them lobster dinners (caught by local fisherman). Of course, the girls would do prep while I would cook. Also had a great room on the beach with kitchen $20 per night….

    Bottom line is you HAVE to speak Spanish or you will be stuck with prositutes which kind of sucks but when you think about it I guess we’re all paying for it one way or another.

    • josef February 12, 2014 at 3:58 am #

      Hi!! After reading your comments, one week to flight just started to feel like a month. HOW do i get an apartment by the beach for 20 dollars per night?8I

      • Naughty Nomad February 13, 2014 at 11:56 am #

        Go to Varadero. But expect
        to pay 25.

        • Gary July 18, 2016 at 7:22 pm #

          I am visiting varadero next month please send me the contacts over there. Please

      • jt May 2, 2014 at 11:06 pm #

        go to 32 nd street in varadero they rent aopartments and houses their is an apartment on 33 rd street right on the ocean 20 ciuc its small but quaint

    • loga May 12, 2014 at 6:20 pm #

      please sent me some contact nummer i am visiting in cuba next month if you do not maint it will help me this first time i am visiting thanks

    • JayB15 May 14, 2014 at 8:49 pm #

      Was wondering if the room you had was in varadero? If so any contact# or info? Girls coming back was not a problem?

    • Martin September 15, 2014 at 9:01 pm #

      Can you give me the adress of the guy drove you around.
      I dont speak any spanish. Is it a good idea going to cuba than?

    • Ben November 19, 2015 at 6:04 pm #

      @ Good times

      I like what you did and love to go to cuba with you. i just start learning spanish but I think it will be awsome to go with someone who knows the language. I like the party at my place thing pickup the girls do drinking cooking etc. Let me know when you planning your next strip.

      • Larry December 9, 2015 at 12:51 am #

        I would love to go with you guys as well. Keep me posted please.

  20. Raf March 6, 2014 at 2:53 pm #

    You pay because you want that choice: a younger, more beautiful girl than what you normally get.
    It is simple.
    In western countries you get those girls also offering the prospect of long-term money. Here in Cuba you have to pay inmediately but just a bit. It is cheaper.

  21. mojotao March 29, 2014 at 2:06 am #

    good times …can you share the beach side house you stayed in? Ill be going to cuba soon..thanks

  22. dean April 30, 2014 at 6:52 am #

    You are a scourge on the human race.
    Long Live the Revolution !!
    Down with imperialistic conquests of beautiful Cuban / Caribbean women!!
    Finally,
    go screw yourself !!

  23. raj July 14, 2014 at 8:26 pm #

    Which city is best to go for this game. We are 3 friends with no spansih only going to have this fun. Any suggestions will be aprecited

    • Naughty Nomad July 15, 2014 at 6:56 am #

      With no Spanish, you’ll struggle in every city.

  24. Tony Simpson July 20, 2014 at 2:44 pm #

    Spent 10 days in Cuba in June 2014. It was my first trip here, hence a greenhorn, but had experience of day game in Africa. Day 2: walked down a street in old Havana and locked eyes with a black beauty who didn’t hesitate to spruik two English words that I immediately recognised: “suckie, fuckie”. I was led around the corner to a discreet house and into a room where the BB stripped and proudly slapped her well-rounded ass in my face (YOUNG women of African descent have the most gorgeous plump-apple behinds). The mandatory BJ and Her On Top (HOT) cost $20 (CUC) plus $5 for the room. Day-game 3 in another part of old Havana: after the most filmsy of greetings – “you want chicka” – I am taken to her room where we lock gentitals every-which-way while mother cooked pasta in an adjoining room. Not being comfortable in her place, and suspicious of the the cops on every street corner, I sought out a private casa in an apartment complex where you can take back hotties you meet on the street and have your wicked way with them. The problem is, they know your address and will be standing with baby on hip asking for baby formula the next day.
    Yep, you gotta leave town. No worries, there are some great beaches West of Havana, and plenty of 20 yo stunners willing to sit on your face and bend this way and that way for your pleasure. But they all want compensation. And given they have porn-star bodies and will perform like one (with such gorgeous bodies, they all seem to know that men go ape over them), why wouldn’t they charge for their bodies to be played with like a toy.Look at it this way, your well-spent dollars resulting in a a happy ending for you and a soaking wet and sore pussy for her is contributing to the economy – feeding a family and paying the rent. What’s not to love about that!

    • ala August 14, 2014 at 12:48 pm #

      disgusting

      • Bongo May 28, 2015 at 2:01 pm #

        I rarely respond cause I lurk-an-learn………….however………WTF is going on here.! I’ve had 2 empires and 2 divorces, I am on my 3rd marriage and 3rd empire (ya what ever the fuck whoever wants to nitpic here). We all PAY…..PAY…..PAY…..WTF. Please reflect on the female bullshit some spout here. WE ALL PAY IN SOME FORM OR ANOTHER…Remember the chant girls do in school….”I GOT WHAT YOU WANT….YOU DO WHAT I WANT…YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT…..Daaaa. That said, in Pattaya I DO NOT, wham bang thank you mam….I pick the goddess, chat her up, pay 2/3rds of what she wants, go eat, put my stuff in a security vault in my room, shower, fuck lick a bunny. If she is sweet and polite, I buy her kids some clothes and she freaks out. I give more than I take. If I say I’ve had enough and am looking again and tell her not to label me as a butterfly she will almost always tell me she has a sister or cousin who would like me just to keep the good fortune in the family. Also WTF…that puta only has her pussy and she is offering the only thing she has.

      • disgusted November 24, 2015 at 3:27 pm #

        happy ending……you are a pig, immoral, insecure and uber digusting….LONG LIVE CUBA and kiss my round tight golden firm delicious azz old white fat bellied men

    • Joe Smith October 1, 2014 at 5:01 am #

      LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! LOVE IT!

  25. mjmj July 22, 2014 at 4:53 am #

    Just go to Costa Rica. Is safe, cleaner, most people are middle class and not so poor. 50 bucks for a hot girl in your nice hotel.

  26. David Paye September 6, 2014 at 4:53 am #

    Outside the Cuba Libre hotel (old Hilton) in Havana of an evening girls ply their trade, some look very young.

  27. abc November 29, 2014 at 5:59 pm #

    “cockblock” 🙂 I know something about it. Respect for brevity because Cuba isn’t so normal place as you’re getting cockblocked by police.

  28. Richard Cartier December 9, 2014 at 12:21 am #

    I have been trying to market hotels in Cuba but realised doing business in Cuba is very hard work as the people don’t want to work to make money they prefer hand outs. I may as well change my business model . Any ideas?

    Regards

    Richard

  29. James January 22, 2015 at 12:14 pm #

    What…..this is really funny so many of you seem so stupid and immature…. Pay for SEX… we all do it all the time….. I’ve done it all over the world. So you think you are so much more of a man if you can get a woman without paying. I have had many , but sooner than later and usually real soon it will cost you. The most beautiful normal women I’ve ever met cost me the most……all in all it is worth it…….Love having great sex with sweet young ladies… call them what you want…. you are a whore dog and they are whores…. just be a good Dog….hahahhahahahaha LMAO

    • Bongo May 28, 2015 at 2:03 pm #

      You got that fu<king straight…………….

  30. honestjoe March 15, 2015 at 8:24 am #

    Heading to Varadero in September, no Spanish, will I have much trouble getting a girl into my hotel ?

    • John May 22, 2015 at 10:33 pm #

      I just came back from cuba and realised how difficult it was to get girls back to my casa in veradero, having police chase girls and pimps jumping over walls and tramps trying to extort the girls for money. Where as havana it was so much easier and much more girls about day and night. Veradero is very strict on prostitution but saying that somehow i still managed to get laid every night even though some nights were very stressfull. Goodluck

  31. Wayne March 21, 2015 at 6:59 pm #

    So you are in a country where the average wage is about $30 and you don’t expect to pay for food, drinks, a night out on the town?! SERIOUSLY?! is there anywhere in North America where one doesn’t have to pay in one way or another. Personally I do not consider paying a woman’s night out the same as paying a hooker for a night out. If that’s the case, I’ve been hiring hookers all my life because one way or another…. you always pay…

  32. Ali March 31, 2015 at 7:57 pm #

    i want to visit cuba with basic spanish just got out of long relationship just want to get laid where is best place in cuba and not cockblocked by police plz help

    • John May 22, 2015 at 10:37 pm #

      Havana, get to casa dela musica at 12am and watch the women flock to you. Always haggle them down. You can get women day or night all over havana. Avoid verdero not worth the hassle.

      • Ali May 23, 2015 at 10:53 pm #

        thnx bud

  33. jean May 6, 2015 at 12:29 pm #

    All this comments are helpful and can’t wait to go. Cheap, hot girls and I speak fluent Spanish. But the only thing that’s is stopping from going is whether I’ll go with friends or alone, conflict between money or time that they can’t go. In your opinion or any dude reading this comment, is it good idea to go solo or try to go with friends?

  34. Mario May 6, 2015 at 5:26 pm #

    jajajajj…the first time I went to Cuba i was shocked as well for how complicated it was to get laid over there. I can recognize myself in the things you are saying.

    I thought: “wtf? wasn’t this supposed to be vagina heaven in the carribeans?”. The challenges you faces are well rear.

    Anyways, if you wanna improve your chances to get laid “for free” in Cuba you do need to be able to speak spanish and understand the local culture. Over there it is normal that a man provides for the lady. It ‘s a matter of roles. Still, at first sight it looks like a payment. Understanding this, will help you not to pass as tacano, meaning stingy man. In cuba girls would prefer dating a man with Gonhorrea than a tacano, trust me. Another must for those who travel in Cuba is getting the right accommodation. Go for a casa particular. Forget about hotels. Better if it is an independent one, meaning that the landlord doesnt live there, so you can bring back home whoever you like without worryong about carnet and stuff. In havana for example there are a lot. The best ones are in Vedado, very close to the action. My friend and I stayed at Ian’s Casa, very close to a boulevard with plenty of discos and not far from coppoelia park.

    http://www.yourcasaparticular.com/Casa-Particular-Ian-Vedado.html

    On the website there are many apartments, coz that’s their specialty. Anyway, be very carefull: having an apartment all on your own is that “good” girls may rob you when you sleep. Havana girls can be tricky sometimes. My friend got robbed big time. He picked up a good law student at coppoealia and stayed with her almost three days. They seemed very happy. she was sweet and polite. No money requests….till one fine morning when my friend wakes me up in shock: girl was gone and so was his luggage. What a bitch!

  35. Cuban91 June 1, 2015 at 2:02 pm #

    Why are you defaming my Country? are you idiot ? whede did you get that percents of prostitutions? thats a fake, it is true that in CUba there is a lot hookers, but 80% you are insane, it means that almost every women is a Puta(whore), so my cousins, mother, grandma, aunts and sisters all they are whores, wtf. if you dondt know how to seduce a Cuban woman dont say all that shit, futhermore CUban girls dont like to have sex the first time you met her, you have to invite her another day adn if you like her you will have it, they are hard girls, an important factor to seduce a cuban woman in a disco, party, club etc is the ability of dancing pitifully foreigner dont have it lol so learn how to dance casino and salsa and you will get more sex.

    • Denis September 13, 2015 at 3:21 pm #

      BRAVO !!! Cuban91,most of the people that wrote here know about nothing of the

      REALcuban life and culture.In 2011,I stayed for 7 months in San Miguel Del Padron

      and I return to Havana area almost every month for a week.I have a lot of REAL

      friends there.For those who think they will find a real Cuban girl in Miramar, Vedado,

      Centro Habana, Habana viejo, Playa del este or Guanabo……GOOD LUCK !!! all

      those reparto are like meat markets, all you will find are nice girl$$$ ,try Boyero,San

      Francisco or San Miguel because more you will be away from the tourist areas, the

      better your chances of finding a REAL Cuban girl. And finally if you find her,keep in

      mind it will not be easy as with a hooker,you will have to respect her and be patient !!!!

    • disgusted November 24, 2015 at 3:22 pm #

      BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO……thank you for standing up for all Cuban women!!!!! 80″% where did those stats come from? What I say is 90% of the men who visit my beautiful country are tricks and are more than likely bringing their std’s such as HIV, genital herpes, gonorrhea etc!!!! Remember fellas you get what you pay for and one day karma will bite you in the azz and us wonderful Cuban ladies will be there to laugh our glorious beautiful selves to tears…..bye pigs

      • Mike January 29, 2016 at 10:43 am #

        Not all male tourists to your country are pigs. I’ve visited Cuba twice – in 1999 and again in 2001, and both times I left with tears in my eyes. I remember the mother of the family I stayed with in Havana told me that the once cohesive Cuban society was slowly becoming eroded and breaking down. I couldn’t help thinking that she had no idea how fragmented society is in the US or the UK where I’m from. Most Cubans I met were lovely people living hard lives, but I’m afraid that their social culture is liable to change for the worse as the forces of globalism penetrate into the country. Hopefully that will bring benefits for the people too.

    • disgusted November 24, 2015 at 3:24 pm #

      your friend got what he deserved; if you are looking for sympathy none hear to provide……stupid bastard

  36. TOM August 1, 2015 at 1:52 pm #

    A GOOD PRIVATE ROOM W/ BATHROOM AND SECURITY SAFE IN CENTRAL HAVANA. 1 MINUTE FROM CENTRAL PARK. MARILINES SPEAKS ENGLISH. 011 53 7 863 7738 FROM THE USA. I’VE STAYED THERE A DOZEN TIMES. TOM

  37. JakedaHuzzla September 4, 2015 at 12:10 pm #

    Whoah! I was in Cuba Habana for couple of weeks early dis year and had absolutely no problemos what so eva with the local gals. Had one of my best bangs eva with a local professionala de salsa, and I did not try to get her the first nite out.

    Even in Varadero I was gettin’ laid most of the nites I went out, mostly with black girls. You just make them waka like 200meters behind ya ass and the other side of da street. Ain’t no police or civilian dressed pigs gonna stop dem if dey no waka with ya. With that said, Cuba is absolutely one of the best resorts to get laid with stunning ladies. It will help a lot if you can dance thou.

  38. disgusted November 24, 2015 at 3:16 pm #

    All the men posting to this site are pigs. They are old lonely men, who have no idea how to treat a woman properly and are more than likely once or 2 times divorced. The narcissism/socio-paths on this page are about 90%. You men are probably old fat bald & not desirable in the least bit and the only way you can get sex is if you pay for it; in cuba or anywhere else!!!! My ex was a trick before I met, during the marriage and now that we are done; he is the biggest whore in Holguin cuba; the sad part is he doesn’t care how young and is a borderline pedo. Men who have to go to foreign lands are pervs, immoral, lack personalities, more than likely have few real relationships, little contact with their kids, insecure yet have God like complexes. That you prey on the poverty of a country and it’s people makes you all evil evil human beings and trust me karma will catch up with you. DISGUSTING PIGS OR IN SPANISH HASA HASA HASA

    • whysoangst February 5, 2016 at 4:01 pm #

      Most of the friends I know that go there to get girls are nice guys who can’t get a girl here where I live, thank God I have a girl and don’t need to do that, so don’t judge them so quickly.

  39. Gloria aria villaamil December 4, 2015 at 12:54 pm #

    This site is hilarious. Are Cuban women more attractive than Africans. How lacking in self esteem are the men commenting on this site. Cuba, like the US, is racially and ethnically diverse. Cuba has and is like the US a melting pot of native Americans, Europeans, Jewish, Arab, Chinese immigrants. In the US, homeless teens sell their bodies every day in American cities. All the loser men going to Cuba to exploit those living under tyranny, will soon maybe have a Cuban American as the President of the US. Cuban men are gentleman, when they marry women freely, and ethically. Fuck all you losers, who need to exploit those who have fallen victim to tyrannies in order to get laid.

  40. Tarzan February 11, 2016 at 8:34 pm #

    In Cuba hit Trinidad on the south coast. Learn to salsa the chicks love it. At midnight follow the crowd up the hill. There is a battered old cathedral and you wonder where the fuck everyone is heading. Then it hits you from the opening of a cave. This crazy hip hop salsa vibe. Draws you in like a drug. Down the tunnel deep under the cathedral. A fucking crazy nightclub in a huge cave with fab music, voodoo and hot chicks who wanna get laid..,for cash!

  41. manuel March 9, 2016 at 11:29 am #

    goods ladies you dont goin to find her at night in a club, goods ladies normaly go another pleaces in another time of a day. if you go to cuba or any contry at any club you can find any girl wanting sex or enjoy but that it doesen´t mean that is a whore, if where for that reason even your wife in the pass meabe was a whore. street at night is not a pleace for a serios woman.

    • Dan m August 22, 2016 at 8:02 am #

      I am going yo Cuba this weekend ,what is the name of that club Manuel?

  42. Ron C. March 26, 2016 at 4:59 am #

    While here’s a shocker to you all. I met a Cuban Girl in Santa Lucia back in 2010. We have been together since. We have a house in Cuba. Sex is never a question, I go to bed wet and wake up wet. Best of all she just turned 24

  43. jay October 24, 2016 at 12:22 am #

    Hello,

    Very interesting and informative information. I will be in Cuba from December 28th, 2016 to January 3, 2017. I plan to do it all as I always do when I travel. Concerning the women, I definitely want to have fun and understand that most women will expect money because of their extremely low pay.

    My question is, can you refer me to individuals who knows some beautiful of age women to make my trip more fluid. I have been to 18 countries, so I am no stranger to how it works, especially when you do not speak the language (I am from the US). Also, if you know of any hotels, casa particulars, or AirBnB that allow guess (I know Brazil and the Santo Dominigo, Dominican) were strict about that while staying at nice hotels.

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