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Top 10 Android Apps for MEN

All of these are FREE. In no particular order…

NN1. Naughty Nomad

Want to know where to pick up? With 500 locations, in over 200 cities, in 115 countries, Naughty Nomad has got you covered. It also has 80+ city guides, an offline language hacker in 10 major languages, a forum, feeds from Viva la Manosphere, Naughty Nomad, and much more! It is now available on the Android market.

Download it here.

2. KamaSutra 3D

I’ve tried a couple of these apps, and this is probably the most solid. It has 3D images and descriptions  of 60+ sex positions to spice up your bedroom game. It works offline and has a great ‘random dice’ feature to use while in the heat of the moment. It’s like having a threesome with your phone.

Download it here.

3. Don Juan’s Assistant

This app let’s you track the period cycles of the girls your dating. It’s a MASSIVE help for any guy with a rotation. It even has little weather icons to let you know when your girls are on the rag, ovulating, or PMSing. The only problem is the free version only lets you add 2 girls. Still, it a huge help.

Download it here.

images (2)4. Astrid Tasks & To-do List

This app is like having your own personal assistant. If you want to improve your productivity and keep track of your goals and tasks, I recommend this app. It literally bugs you to get things done.

Download it here.

5. Lift Log

This simple app is a great way of keeping track of your weight training. You can input any type of exercise you like, set your rest time, and log your reps and weight. It has a countdown timer and charts your progress through time. It has everything you need. I use this app religiously.

Download it here.

6. My Fitness Pal

If you looking to get ripped, lose fat, or bulk up, this is a great app for getting your diet in check. It has a massive database of every food under the sun and let’s you meticulously keep track of your calorie intake and protein/carb/fat macros. It even has a bar scanner that automatically logs nutrient details of what you’re eating.

Download it here.

7. Fake Call & SMS

Ever wanted to get out of a bad date? This app let’s you schedule a phone call from any contact you choose, at any given time. I like to set up a call from my “agent” roughly an hour into a first date. If she’s a catfish or better option comes my way, I explain “a last minute gig came up and I gotta go play.” (This actually does happen sometimes, though.) Quite useful for many situations. It’s your digital wingman.

Download it here.

8. Google Translate

Perfect for getting your creep on with foreign girls. It will also let you translate texts. A must have for any player on the move. Now, how do I say, “Do you have a cock?,” in Thai?

Download it here.

9. A Good Dating App

This one depends on location. It could be POF for the UK, Mamba for the FSU, OKCupid for Latin America or Skout for Asia. These are a waste of time in some countries, but in further East or South, a good dating app pays dividend when pipelining and setting up dates. It also saves you the hassle of going out. Being a jumping spider is all well and good when resources are scarce, but in abundance, it’s much easier just to spin a web and let dinner come to you. In South East Asia, my expat friends would just leave the app on and after a few hours, their inboxs were flooded with girls looking to hook up.

10. WhatsApp Messenger

Most of you probably already have this one. For those in the dark, this app has become the market leader for free sms apps. Girls all over the planet use it regularly. It’s not a bad idea to get girls off a dating site and on to your What’s app as soon as you can. It’s also a great way to get girls to send sexy pics of themselves.

Download it here.

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12 Responses to Top 10 Android Apps for MEN

  1. sinzim July 23, 2013 at 9:41 am #

    Great list!
    Whatever happened to the iPhone app?
    I signed up, but never got a mail?

    • Naughty Nomad July 23, 2013 at 1:22 pm #

      @You’ll get a link in your next mail. Check your spam folder.

      • Tim July 23, 2013 at 4:32 pm #

        searching as well. gotta find the iPhone equivalents of some of these.

        Fake Call is genius.

      • Tim July 23, 2013 at 4:33 pm #

        searching as well for the iPhone Nomad app.

        Fake Call is genius!

      • Aaron September 5, 2013 at 4:32 am #

        Hey Man, great NN App! My only problem is the Portuguese is Brazilian Portuguese. Though, I am slightly bias as that’s my native tongue…

  2. ryan July 23, 2013 at 11:40 pm #

    where is the A Good Dating App link?

  3. Lika August 23, 2013 at 11:24 am #

    I desperately need a Don Juan’s Assistant version for Iphone or PC.

    Anybody can help?

  4. pow c December 9, 2013 at 1:11 pm #

    get wechat mate and turn on the people nearby feature when you are in Asia I had a huge success in hooking up during my recent 2 months adventures in Cambodia, it’s going to be a killer when you visit China especially if you speak mandarin

  5. maniac January 26, 2015 at 11:22 am #

    One good app if you are like me and love getting smashed to the point of memory loss is recently added contacts, combine that with WhatsApp and boom you have the number and a pic of the the girl you can’t even remember meeting last night haha

  6. Onur May 28, 2016 at 12:48 am #

    Great list. I can’t find the naughty nomad app for android though. Has it been removed?

  7. Simon May 29, 2016 at 11:35 pm #

    Mark, what’s happened to the Naughty Nomad app? Broken link and I don’t see it in the Play Store either……

    • Mark Zolo May 31, 2016 at 2:28 pm #

      Not sure. Let me investigate.

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