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Return of the Mac ♪

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I’ve returned for the Desert of Academia, guys.

I’ve just finished what was quite possibly the most tortuous, soul-destroying summer of my life. After hundreds of hours of laborious research, irksome data mining and all night writing sessions,  I somehow managed to crap out 20,000+ words and finish my MA dissertation. The deadline was yesterday at  3pm and I just about managed to get it in with minutes to spare. Fuck yeah!

I thoroughly enjoyed my time studying International Relations—attending classes, improving my Arabic and Spanish, and taking down all the hot foreigners from the Inter-cultural society—but writing that piece of shit almost ruined the whole experience. For anyone who is considering doing a masters out there, don’t take the decision lightly. It’s a shit load of work. It can also land you in some serious debt. (The only reason why I’m not broke is because it costs virtually nothing to do an undergrad in Ireland.)

Anyway, the good news is I can have life again! From Monday I’ll resume blogging. Now that I can go outdoors again, I’ll also have to to get busy adding some strange to my harem. If there’s any cute female fans reading this, I’m singing and gigging in Temple bar Dublin every other weekend. So if you see me, don’t be afraid to say hi!

Lads, you’ll be glad to know I’m also hopping on a plane early next month for a wee adventure, hitting up Sweden and the Caucasus with me blood thirsty crew!  Expect plenty of solid data and juicy gossip. I have lots of a cool secret projects in the pipeline for your entertainment, too!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get high for the day and do absolutely nothing. The only thing I have to worry about now is deciding who shall I invite to my chamber tonight for a good pillaging…the black minx,  the white model or one of the Asians? Hmm…I think I’m in the mood for dark meat.

It’s good to be back.

Argh!

3 Responses to Return of the Mac ♪

  1. Rafael Säkkijärvelainen September 7, 2012 at 7:03 pm #

    FUCKING CRAP! Mark, you degenerate, I missed you alot, it’s good to see you’ve made it alive and you’re not mentally handicapped by now. Anyway, hitting up the caucasus huh? You fucker seem to like warzones. Armenia had HAWT bitches, I’ve been to Yerevan, but when I was 15 and knew nothing about game or not being a stupid kid, so I can’t really give you advice, Georgia is said to have some good bitches and Azerbaijan doesn’t seem to be less of a hot girl fest. The men will probably be protective about their women, and you know, men from the mighty Кавказ are fucking insane and violent, they have their blood boiling! you can expect alot of muslims depending where you go and nearly everyone speaks russian in Georgia and Azerbaijan (some people speak it in Armenia, but there it’s not as common). Have a good time, take care, and try to not get killed.

    Also, have fun fuckign my women in sweden. I used to live in Östermalm-Stockholm.

    ps: pictures on Chechnya and Daguestan would be crazy!

  2. BAVAVUM September 7, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

    Very good, congratulations! I studied science, but now pretty much regret not going for something humanities-like.

    I haven’t seen any posts about you being in England. Women aren’t hot enough for you?

  3. Mr Auchery September 10, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

    Good for you NN.

    Yep get the hell out Ireland, I have a friend in Ukraine who is returning there soon and is almost suicidal at the prospect.

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