I’ve returned for the Desert of Academia, guys.
I’ve just finished what was quite possibly the most tortuous, soul-destroying summer of my life. After hundreds of hours of laborious research, irksome data mining and all night writing sessions, I somehow managed to crap out 20,000+ words and finish my MA dissertation. The deadline was yesterday at 3pm and I just about managed to get it in with minutes to spare. Fuck yeah!
I thoroughly enjoyed my time studying International Relations—attending classes, improving my Arabic and Spanish, and taking down all the hot foreigners from the Inter-cultural society—but writing that piece of shit almost ruined the whole experience. For anyone who is considering doing a masters out there, don’t take the decision lightly. It’s a shit load of work. It can also land you in some serious debt. (The only reason why I’m not broke is because it costs virtually nothing to do an undergrad in Ireland.)
Anyway, the good news is I can have life again! From Monday I’ll resume blogging. Now that I can go outdoors again, I’ll also have to to get busy adding some strange to my harem. If there’s any cute female fans reading this, I’m singing and gigging in Temple bar Dublin every other weekend. So if you see me, don’t be afraid to say hi!
Lads, you’ll be glad to know I’m also hopping on a plane early next month for a wee adventure, hitting up Sweden and the Caucasus with me blood thirsty crew! Expect plenty of solid data and juicy gossip. I have lots of a cool secret projects in the pipeline for your entertainment, too!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get high for the day and do absolutely nothing. The only thing I have to worry about now is deciding who shall I invite to my chamber tonight for a good pillaging…the black minx, the white model or one of the Asians? Hmm…I think I’m in the mood for dark meat.
It’s good to be back.